Lust Gimmick – Lustin’ for that bust

Product: Lust Gimmick (欲情ギミック)
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length –  14.5cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: J-List* / Toy Demon* / Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP / Motsu Toys*

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

You know in a perfect world, rule 34 would live up to its existence and have Mr. Gimmick from the NES covered, but nope. There’s nothing. Crushed.

Have you seen how much a copy of that game is worth? Man, you bet I fuckin’ lust for that gimmick.

But with the last review ending on a reminder for myself to check out more stuff made by Magic Eyes, I soon found my penis encased in another one of their products. Lately I’ve been doing bulk orders to cover blog content for each month, and I rarely even research what I’m buying – because I’m a bit of a dildo. If it looks like it’ll be fun or terrible, that’s enough.

This leaves me open to almost unlimited possibilities! So yeah, there was another Magic Eyes thing already waiting.

Lust Gimmick, huh. This also seems to go by the name Hot Gimmick or Passionate Gimmick depending on the retailer. You get the idea though.

The cover art is really nice, drawn by professional life and hometown artist Meme50. Chuck that name into Google and have an enjoy. The box itself is also made of plastic (!) and has sort of clear see-through sections, which doesn’t leave much to the imagination. You can see the onahole flopping around in there if you squint hard enough. Heavy breathing.

Again, Magic Eyes include a fairly useless amount of lube. It’s good for almost one time, because fuck trying to slowly squeeze it out of that awkward little packet when you’re raring to go.

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Oooooh. Well. It’s um… it’s not going to win any awards in the Monopoly beauty contest, that’s for sure. Not even second place. The entrance appears to have far too many folds going on for your average sex toy, with a jagged hole giving the illusion of something that’s survived a grenade blast.

Meanwhile the exterior design is a complete mish-mash, featuring some stretchy flaps seemingly just for the hell of it. But hey, it’s different and keeps your fingers guessing. The material is also high grade – much like the last Magic Eyes onahole I reviewed. There’s no smell and it’ll retain its texture after multiple washes.

From a visual standpoint, Lust Gimmick is maybe trying to go for the whole plump milf thing. I mean, the box sort of gives that away? And boy is this a handful; it’s one of the thickest handheld onaholes I’ve come across/inside so far.

Really, here it is next to the Seventeen Bordeaux. They’re about the same length, but wow. Shit’s chunky huge. You could knock someone out with this thing.

It’s almost a tin of Milo or even two bananas! Granted, both those options would be cheaper to stick your dick in, but would they be as enjoyable? Maybe, I don’t know (yet). Personally I appreciate Lust Gimmick being the equivalent of an original Xbox controller. It’s just nice to have your hand full, gripping so much at once.

Heading on inside, this is where the whole ‘gimmick’ part of Lust Gimmick comes into play. Magic Eyes were pretty straight up with their naming here. The onahole features three ‘power rings’ tightly wrapped around the internal structure. From the promotional images, they’re basically really thick rubber bands.

What does this mean? Why, “REAL FEEL” of course.

Or, well, something. They definitely help achieve a unique sense of tightness to an already narrow tunnel. You can actually feel these pushing into your shaft as you thrust in and out whilst swirling a fine glass of cognac all over yourself.

And this is fun! It gives a sensation that the design is more complex than it actually is, because you sort of get a slight pop each time you go through a ring; the NiGHTS into Dreams of onaholes.

The thing is though, these power rings are going to stretch out of shape soon enough; after a few goes in my extensive scientific research I noticed they’d already lost their magic. It’s expected, but stiiiilll.

That leaves Lust Gimmick with mostly just the… lust (?) part. How does the onahole fare? Pretty well. PRETTY WELL. Putting aside the power rings, there’s really nothing fancy going on in there. Dual-layer, a steady pattern of bumps, two raised notches, and it’s still tight compared to the average design (just look at how much rubber is surrounding it).

Speaking of which, I don’t know if it’s due to the sheer amount of external padding or Magic Eyes’ patented ‘melted core’ material for the main show, but Lust Gimmick maintains some warmth inside it from the get-go. Oh my gooood this is pleasant. It’s currently winter here in the down-underverse, and there’s nothing worse than the depressing reality of humping a cold rubber tube.

Saves having to jam the USB onahole warmer inside beforehand.

 

No problems at all with length or girth, either. The opening hole has torn a tiny bit, but pffftt. You’d have to be hung like an e621 horse or just completely dedicated to seriously damaging this onahole. It’s built like a brick shithouse.

Hang on, before we wrap this  up, there’s also an important comic on the side of the box which details the main character’s backstory in her epic hollywood blockbuster struggle to become an onahole character.

I may have run it through Google Translate 60 times over.

The power rings in Lust Gimmick really are just a fleeting novelty, but I do like that they attempted them in the first place. In the end you get a nice thick (and fairly indestructible) onahole which plays it safe with stable, familiar feedback. You can take it as fast or slow as you want and get the same level of stimulation, and that’s perfectly okay.

ALSO SO CHUNKY AND WARM. 。◕‿◕。

Really though, where’s the Mr. Gimmick porn.

13 thoughts on “Lust Gimmick – Lustin’ for that bust

  1. obviously u don’t know japanese. your translations are completely unrelated to what the comic is saying. you are merely putting what you think they are saying in english.

  2. @brokensaint058: Seriously… those do look just like the pair of “mini-egg” vibrators I got a couple of years back… they even match the pink color, and the obnoxious knob on the “wired” remotes.
    If I take the battery out, I could cosplay while wearing them as she does in the 4-koma.
    Though if I did, my sig might get a little passive-agressive, and find somewhere to put one of these “gimmicks” in his costume. >.<

  3. not sure if its a remake or just a different version but the one this review is of is sold out EVERY WHERE….except for a used one on ebay……….but there is one just called lust gimmick….basically the EXACT same thing just a slightly different name XD……and newer apparently.

    • Lust Gimmick is the same product. Different retailers just started calling it that at some point, haha. But yeah, either way the onahole is quite old now and Magic Eyes sadly discontinued it. :( So it’s just going to get harder and harder to find in stock.

      (Also… not sure I’d trust an eBay listing! Sounds scary!)

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