Whoa, guys – onaholes for your down under in down under. If you’ve been following this blog for a while now, you might have seen me comment on how depressing the Japanese sex toy scene has been in Australia. If not, well now you’ve just witnessed one such remark! And while all the major international retailers obviously ship here, postage is a killer. Even NLS jacked their Australian shipping costs up something shocking a few months back.
So I’m really excited to see that Love Merci (maybe best known for their gigantic store in the heart of Akihabara) has licensed for a new Australian-operated site over at http://lovemerci.com.au/male-masturbators.html
Focusing on Japanese imports, their onahole selection is already rapidly expanding as they deal with companies like Ride Japan and Toy’s Heart, but by far the most promising aspect is the price. Using Magic Eyes’ monster 2kg ‘Kaitai Shinshō‘ for example, the total cost (including shipping) from Love Merci is just $150 AUD. NLS on the other hand? $205 AUD. Or how about J-List? … $270 AUD.
Coincidentally, all orders $150 or over get free postage within Australia. *Smiles into camera*
“But Infernal you whore, I don’t live in whatever country you’re going on about! Austria or something?” That’s okay! Love Merci also offers international shipping (including the UK, US, Ireland and Germany). You’ll still miss out on Arnott’s Pizza Shapes though.
But yes, this is definitely going to benefit fellow Aussie tossers the most.