Product: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 20cm, weight – 900g
Retailers: NLS / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Motsu Toys / J-List* / Toy Demon* / Otona-Sekai
Artwork: Hozumi Kaoru
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Early last year I picked up Sujiman Kupa Lolinco and promptly put it back down again – on my dick. The end result was “one of the best onaholes I’ve ever purchased”. Wow! What a scoop.
Now looking back that quote might not have meant a whole lot, as I’d mostly just been reviewing silly putty garbage dumps. Basically anything which didn’t tear apart or smell like burnt hair dipped in a barrel of farts was automatically amazing. But no! 17 months and 17,000 onaholes later, I’d say that’s still a fair statement to slap on a cereal box.
Sujiman Kupa Lolinco left a lasting impression, simulating your very own virgin bride with a vagina made of circulation-crushing rubber band rage. It was relentless, and my only complaint was a lack of padding along the back wall.
Welp, now Magic Eyes have put out a new version with enough material here to shield a fucking nuclear blast.
Titled Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo, this onahole is quite literally a huge upgrade from the original. The dimensions have increased dramatically and it weighs twice as much. Best of all, Magic Eyes have managed to keep the price at a reasonable level. Most retailers have it for like $10 more. In baking terms, that’s like splurging on a 1kg bag of self-raising flour at the supermarket instead of the 500g bag. And then humping it at the checkout whilst clanging muffin tins together.
Oddly though the box art for Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is exactly the same as its predecessor, which could confuse things slightly while browsing online retailers. If this is supposed to be the same girl, then surely she’d be filling out that wedding dress a bit more by now, you know? Where is my onahole character logic, Magic Eyes?!
I usually like to take these photos when opening it all up the first time, but the original shots ended up being way too dark. So here it is thrown back in the box after a week of use. Charming! Um, just imagine some plastic wrap around the onahole and a packet of lube.
That thing on the left is a totally legit marriage registration form. Fill in your details and toss it out the window in the hope that it’ll reach Japan to make things 100% official.
As far as the external design goes, this seriously is just a bigger version of Sujiman Kupa Lolinco.
Which means you still get this bizarre attempt at an anus for decoration! It’s almost as if someone on the production team accidentally dropped a pen into the initial mold before it set and didn’t want to tell anyone.
And of course, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco’s comically puffy lips are back. But jesus christ look at this entrance. Beautiful. Boney alien fingers not so much.
Despite dealing with a much larger product, Magic Eyes have made damn sure to capture the same intense, overwhelming feeling of the original. In fact, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is even bloody tighter. The lunatics have essentially compacted the opening with harder rubber than usual, so it retains an elastic death grip.
Just the initial impact of merely getting inside this onahole is crazy.
Gotta be rock hard to stand a chance, too. I dunno, sometimes I’ll pop into an onahole half-mast. But try that here and it’ll leave your penis looking (and maybe even sounding) like an accordion. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is an insanely high stimulation toy. Once in, you’re assaulted with thick heavy ridges which strangle the shaft. You can feel every single one fighting to budge, aggressively dragging across for what seems like an eternity.
This leads directly into a narrow choke point pressed together with a wall of nubs, only to go straight back to ribs again. I melt.
Combined with the size and weight of the onahole, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is so satisfying to ram down as far as possible. The ‘body’ itself is quite soft and appears to stretch and deform like some Amiga tech demo, so you can get right up in there and keep pushing as the base sinks into your crotch. This is nice, as the end zone basically acts as a breather from the carnage below.
Nothing better than that moment right before ejaculation, when your shaft gets extra swoll, and then smashing the onahole full-force like you’re practically absorbing it. There’s so much padding surrounding the inner tunnel which allows for a tough grip.
So hey yeah. Probably painfully obvious by now that I love this thing. Magic Eyes took a tight product, blew it up in size yet somehow surpassed the sensation. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is fantastic.
However! While I can hurl praise at this all day long, it’s definitely not going to be for everyone. This is some high impact pulverizing shit, especially on the head. If you’re sensitive in that area then this might just be too uncomfortable. Using super thick lube could help though (like the sample packet Magic Eyes include) since it dulls the texture.
I wasn’t kidding about the nuclear explosion thing. RIP
Reading over this I thought it might be a bit cringey when I get completely EXCITE about an onahole, but then I remembered it’s a blog about onaholes. As far as I’m concerned, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is the happiest I’ve been with a wank-blob in a while. It pretty much renders the original model obsolete.
So maybe we can go with “one of the best onaholes I’ve ever purchased… again!”