Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo – The big day just got bigger

lolincovirgo_headerProduct: Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 20cm, weight – 900g
Retailers: NLS / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Motsu Toys /  J-List* / Toy Demon* / Otona-Sekai
Artwork: Hozumi Kaoru

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Early last year I picked up Sujiman Kupa Lolinco and promptly put it back down again – on my dick. The end result was “one of the best onaholes I’ve ever purchased”. Wow! What a scoop.

Now looking back that quote might not have meant a whole lot, as I’d mostly just been reviewing silly putty garbage dumps. Basically anything which didn’t tear apart or smell like burnt hair dipped in a barrel of farts was automatically amazing. But no! 17 months and 17,000 onaholes later, I’d say that’s still a fair statement to slap on a cereal box.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco left a lasting impression, simulating your very own virgin bride with a vagina made of circulation-crushing rubber band rage. It was relentless, and my only complaint was a lack of padding along the back wall.

Welp, now Magic Eyes have put out a new version with enough material here to shield a fucking nuclear blast.

lolincovirgo01Titled Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo, this onahole is quite literally a huge upgrade from the original. The dimensions have increased dramatically and it weighs twice as much. Best of all, Magic Eyes have managed to keep the price at a reasonable level. Most retailers have it for like $10 more. In baking terms, that’s like splurging on a 1kg bag of self-raising flour at the supermarket instead of the 500g bag. And then humping it at the checkout whilst clanging muffin tins together.

Oddly though the box art for Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is exactly the same as its predecessor, which could confuse things slightly while browsing online retailers. If this is supposed to be the same girl, then surely she’d be filling out that wedding dress a bit more by now, you know? Where is my onahole character logic, Magic Eyes?!

lolincovirgo02 lolincovirgo03I usually like to take these photos when opening it all up the first time, but the original shots ended up being way too dark. So here it is thrown back in the box after a week of use. Charming! Um, just imagine some plastic wrap around the onahole and a packet of lube.

That thing on the left is a totally legit marriage registration form. Fill in your details and toss it out the window in the hope that it’ll reach Japan to make things 100% official.

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lolincovirgo05As far as the external design goes, this seriously is just a bigger version of Sujiman Kupa Lolinco.

lolincovirgo06Which means you still get this bizarre attempt at an anus for decoration! It’s almost as if someone on the production team accidentally dropped a pen into the initial mold before it set and didn’t want to tell anyone.

lolincovirgo07And of course, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco’s comically puffy lips are back. But jesus christ look at this entrance. Beautiful. Boney alien fingers not so much.

lolincovirgo08Despite dealing with a much larger product, Magic Eyes have made damn sure to capture the same intense, overwhelming feeling of the original. In fact, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is even bloody tighter. The lunatics have essentially compacted the opening with harder rubber than usual, so it retains an elastic death grip.

Just the initial impact of merely getting inside this onahole is crazy.

Gotta be rock hard to stand a chance, too. I dunno, sometimes I’ll pop into an onahole half-mast. But try that here and it’ll leave your penis looking (and maybe even sounding) like an accordion. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is an insanely high stimulation toy. Once in, you’re assaulted with thick heavy ridges which strangle the shaft. You can feel every single one fighting to budge, aggressively dragging across for what seems like an eternity.

This leads directly into a narrow choke point pressed together with a wall of nubs, only to go straight back to ribs again. I melt.

lolincovirgopromoCombined with the size and weight of the onahole, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is so satisfying to ram down as far as possible. The ‘body’ itself is quite soft and appears to stretch and deform like some Amiga tech demo, so you can get right up in there and keep pushing as the base sinks into your crotch. This is nice, as the end zone basically acts as a breather from the carnage below.

Nothing better than that moment right before ejaculation, when your shaft gets extra swoll, and then smashing the onahole full-force like you’re practically absorbing it. There’s so much padding surrounding the inner tunnel which allows for a tough grip.

So hey yeah. Probably painfully obvious by now that I love this thing. Magic Eyes took a tight product, blew it up in size yet somehow surpassed the sensation. Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is fantastic.

However! While I can hurl praise at this all day long, it’s definitely not going to be for everyone. This is some high impact pulverizing shit, especially on the head. If you’re sensitive in that area then this might just be too uncomfortable. Using super thick lube could help though (like the sample packet Magic Eyes include) since it dulls the texture.

lolincovirgo09I wasn’t kidding about the nuclear explosion thing. RIP

Reading over this I thought it might be a bit cringey when I get completely EXCITE about an onahole, but then I remembered it’s a blog about onaholes. As far as I’m concerned, Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is the happiest I’ve been with a wank-blob in a while. It pretty much renders the original model obsolete.

So maybe we can go with “one of the best onaholes I’ve ever purchased… again!”

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18 Responses to Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo – The big day just got bigger

  1. Infernal Monkey says:

    Also thanks to everyone who entered the competition! Winners will notified by tomorrow hopefully. I’ll be numbering the emails and chucking them into this thing: http://andrew.hedges.name/experiments/random/

  2. I was thinking of getting this… whats the cheapest source? so many retailers now and our exchange rate is so awful.

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      Yeah, the Aussie dollar is depressing.

      Using standard shipping, otonaJP is the cheapest at $75 AUD. NLS is the second cheapest at around $80.

  3. temptemp says:

    Are you saying they actually listened to a gaijin?! And an Ozzie no less! FNAR-HAR-HAR-Hpleasesirdon’tdisqualifymefromthecompetitiongodblessaustraliailoveyouall

  4. Great review and hilarious content as always. Cracked up when I saw the marriage certificate.

  5. Anonymous says:

    The original Lolinco happened to be one of my favorite holes as well, and was considering this. I got it about ten months ago and she’s pretty torn up, that tight hole was amazing but it must have started tearing within a week at least. I’m sure you don’t have many uses yet but how is the Virgo holding up?

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      So far there’s been a minor tear in the opening (which I think may have happened during the second use or so) but it hasn’t gotten any worse. But yeah, I also definitely noticed the original Lolinco got pretty banged up quicker than expected. I’m hoping the sheer amount of extra cushioning on this one will help it last longer.

  6. Tats says:

    Well, this review convinced me to take a…stab…at it.

  7. Jihen says:

    I’ll have to give it a whirl too, but my Magic Eyes is still goin’ strong at the moment. Ahurhurhur.

  8. PhantomSS says:

    this hole was 10/10 in terms of feeling, I absolutely loved it, but it fell apart on the inside within about 12-16 uses, the insides tore horizontally and the sensation went from 10/10 to 4/10 pretty quickly, upsetting considering I decided to import this instead of waiting.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Hmm, I had a bad experience with the original. On mine, the tunnel veered off to the right side and got so close to the wall that everything tended to veer off in that direction. After 8 or so uses a hole tore up on that side.

  10. Haha23 says:

    Hai, just want to know is it worth getting this virgo than normal one,. Is there any difference. How about durable

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      I’d recommend grabbing the Virgo. I know it really bumps up an order price (especially for shipping), but Virgo’s really worth that extra amount. The added size prevents the entrance from tearing as much as the normal one over time, and it just feels nicer to hold and use in general.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Would this by any chance be able to fit into the Insert Air Pillow?

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      Sorry for the ultra late reply, but nah. This onahole is too thick for the Air Pillow unfortunately. It coooould be squeezed in, but it’d be very difficult to actually use.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Would you recommend this one over the Virgin Age Graduation for durability and sensation?
    I’m torn between the both of them.

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      Lolinco Virgo easily beats the Virgin Age Graduation for sensation. It’s tighter, heavier and there’s a lot more going on. Just more exciting to use in general.

      I’d say the two are about on par for durability. They’re both tough. Virgin Age is a lot easier to actually clean (thanks to its smaller size), but yeah. Out of the two I’d recommend Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo.

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