Futanari Musume Double Hole – Prepare to dock

futadouble_headerProduct: Futanari Musume Double Hole
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 400g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / J-List* / Motsu Toys / Otona-Sekai / My Onahole
Header image: Mofuringu

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(My apologies for the shit photos in this review, I didn’t realise how insanely poor they turned out until it was too late).

Oh! Also fair warning, this review is probably going to be biased as all fuck. I’ve wanted a futanari themed toy for so long now, but since the dawn of time (when onaholes were crudely constructed out of rocks and hand-delivered by Fred Flintstone’s blistered feet) this just isn’t something Japanese manufactures have really tackled. Love Cloud sooorta gave it a shot with the long-since discontinued Otoko no Ko? a few years back, but that’s about it.

So when Futanari Musume Double Hole was announced last month – complete with teaser images of a fuckin’ massive cock dangling out – I was pretty excited! But then again, it was from Tamatoys, and boy. Tamatoys sure do put out some busted-ass shit. So my erection-fuel changed course, now throbbing with pure hope for this not to be a rushed product. Who even needs blood.

Also I just realised after that opening paragraph some of you guys might be like “futa what-what”. Eh, images work better than a boring Wikipedia link, so…

futadouble01n futadouble03n futadouble02nFutanari Musume Double Hole! Right away this is already one of Tamatoys’ better efforts. The material feels great with a slightly coarse texture to it, zero smell, and – although my camera has a mental breakdown focusing on rubber blobs – there’s some nice detail present.

futadouble04nShit, they even got the SCROTUM SEAM™ on there.

And while I’m happy Tamatoys also share the belief that futas need cocks big enough to crush entire can factories, that’s… still comically huge compared to the rest of her body. There’s a practical reason for this though. Don’t worry!

futadouble05n… Because you can uh, fuck it. You can put your dick inside the dick (Xzibit image goes here). That’s where the ‘Double Hole’ part comes in. With most onaholes this would mean a choice of the vagina or arse, but nah. Futanari Musume Double Hole has the vagina or urethra.

Tamatoys even thoughtfully (?) provided some nice artwork showing how it’d work in the real anime world.

Ah. I see, I see.

The mere thought of anything being rammed inside a penis turns my face into a canvas of citric acid, but sure. Why not. Tamatoys’ promotional shots show that this option apparently works, and I was able to wiggle a finger down there to confirm they’ve textured the inside of it and everything.

There’s even a small hole at the base which connects to the main vaginal tunnel thing (for cleaning purposes, flushin’ out all that lube and cum and coffee).

futadoublepromoDribbling some lube on there, I had serious doubts about getting in at all. Futanari Musume Double Hole’s penis is pretty tough – it has to maintain a permanent erection after all – and there was no way that little piss hole was stretching open. Forcibly shoving the tip of my penis into it just resulted in an awkward sword fight that had me questioning life in general.

Basically, I couldn’t try the urethral opening. No idea what it feels like in there, and honestly I don’t care too much. It was just a bonus option. Going by (machine translated) Amazon.jp user reviews, not many had any success there either.

Oh well, that penis still has plenty of possibilities.

futadouble06nOnto the main hole, then! Tamatoys’ didn’t put out a single cross-section image of what the tunnel looks like, but a touch of mystery is okay. If you take a peek inside you can see what you’re in for. Maybe. Sorry for the shithouse photo.

futadouble07You’re in for some very pink fingers.

Pushing into the hole, there’s a thick jagged strand which digs into the underside your dick, and two along either side finish the job. Very steady level of stimulation here. I especially like that the entrance is juuust barely textured with some ribbing. Nothing major, but when it seals shut over the shaft this is enough to scrape around the joint.

Feels like you’d really be able to sink in there and get rough if needed, which is good, as Futanari Musume Double Hole absolutely works best at a faster pace. This might sound ridiculous (especially if you’re not into futa), but watching the onahole’s cock bounce around as you’re wanking is insanely hot. It’ll slap across your stomach, and fuckin’ wow! Too good. Really adds to the experience.

Also, windmills.

Overall the level of feedback is about average? Whatever that means. It’s good enough, essentially. For pure sensation there are obviously better toys to spend $30 on, however if you’re even considering this onahole in the first place it’s because of the whole futa theme. If so, yes – I’d absolutely recommened Futanari Musume Double Hole. The added eye candy goes a long, long way here.

Solid build quality and remarkably easy to clean, too. Run it under the tap and water will even shoot out its dick. That’s the definition of art. Just… if you really wanna try fucking the onahole’s urethra, I dunno. Good luck!

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14 Responses to Futanari Musume Double Hole – Prepare to dock

  1. DargeD says:

    Would you want one that was a little bit bigger so its dick would work

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      Maybe, yeah! It would be fun to try it at least, but in the end I’m really not too fussed since I’d much prefer seeing the dick bounce around than actually fucking the dick! =x

  2. temptemp says:

    Was literally praying to the goddess with a dick that you’d get this one. A shame you couldn’t test it out properly though I trust you’re persevering. As massive proportionally as it is it sure is small, I agree. Oh well, I’d still love to stick one under my tree this year.
    Dude who commented on your last post was right about your photos, they are hella dark (dank?) Have you considered fiddling with the camera? As well as the general fiddle-diddling. Pharr.

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      Thanks! I’ve never ordered an onahole so fast in my life, haha. Yeah, I tried getting in the dick a few more times since writing the review, but still no luck. I’m sure it could likely be brute forced but I really don’t want to risk breaking this onahole in particular. I’ll be getting a looot of use out of it. =3

      Also yep, really gotta look into fixing up my photos, sorry! I’m sure there’s gotta be a setting on my crappy camera somewhere to handle low lighting better. For now I sorta messed with the brightness a bit. The original photos are waaaaay too dark to a whole lot with unfortunately.

      Before:
      http://infernalmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/futadouble06.jpg
      After:
      http://infernalmonkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/futadouble06n.jpg

      Hopefully I’ll get it sorted properly soon. Thanks for pointing this out though! I guess I’m just too used to my room being dark, heh.

      • fatalerrer says:

        It might be too much effort but here are a few tips for better pictures in general. Cameras love soft light, not direct light. Aka. bounce that light off some shit. That’s why professional photographers use those weird umbrella things.

        It might be too much trouble for your setup but two table lamps with something pale behind them to reflect light (a sheet of paper, light colored plastic, a white cereal box, etc.) would work well. That would provide soft light and multiple angles so you don’t have to worry about your shadow as much. You’ve probably noticed but overhead lighting sucks for pictures; it’s direct, in most cases a single central light source, and at a bad angle (vertical-ish).

        The simpler option, possibly more feasible too, is to use flashlights or some other directional light source. Point your light away from what you want to take a picture of and bounce the light off a piece of paper (or whatever). Your other option is to point your light source directly at your subject and use a translucent plastic or thin sheet to diffuse the light. Again, the more angles of diffuse light the better.

        There are other options too but I think I’ve already gone overboard for a comment. Hope this helps at least a little!
        (I have to wonder what choices I made in life that have led me to leaving photography advice on an onahole review site.)

        • Infernal Monkey says:

          Wow this is some really solid advice, thank you very much!

          I should probably start with getting a lamp or something, because yeah, right now I’m just constantly fighting against the ceiling light which casts shadows no matter where I’m standing. And a crappy digital camera which fails to focus on anything unless it’s being thrown directly into the sun. =x

  3. John B says:

    Penetrating a dick with your own dick. These onaholes get stranger!

  4. FOURZE says:

    Awesome review as always dude! Just ordered this from Kanojo. Even told a friend about your site. Keep it up!

  5. Futa Princess says:

    Are the holes separate? Cause what if you could fill the futa cock up with semen like lube (bad dragon cum lube, spunk lube, or one of the many jp semen/bukkake lubes) so it sorta cums as you plug the main hole?

    • Infernal Monkey says:

      The holes join together, but it’s a very small connection at the end (purely to help flush out the dick with water). So yeah, that idea could still work with a thick enough lube!

  6. tits mcgee says:

    I got this and did have success fucking the dick, but it’s difficult. I had to pry the urethra open with one finger of each hand to get it around myself, and pray it wouldn’t tear in half since I’m presumably larger than the japanese this was designed for. It was too tight to really get any motion going so I didn’t derive any pleasure from the docking except psychological. Also, after several uses the tip of the dick did begin to tear but it hasn’t progressed far.

    However, you can widen the hole between the urethra and vaginal parts, and fuck the dick so far that you go up into the main body. Or, go the opposite direction and enter through the vagina and watch your own penis exit the tip of the rubber penis. I know there’s at least one hentai doujin to this effect.

    In the end though, you’re right. The “main” hole is great and the futa cock slapping your stomach is a thing of beauty. I use it in the traditional way more often than not.

    • RT says:

      Lol what?! I’ve never heard or seen a hentai/doujin that has intercourse with a futanari through the opening of the vagina and thrust into the shaft and out the tip of the penis lol.

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