– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links
Oh fuckin’ hell, I don’t think I realised how much I was into muscles until I saw this onahole. My grasp on reality (followed by my grasp on erections) is slowly being influenced by cheap rubber torsos. Hey whatever though, right? It sure beats falling over into a cactus. Just gotta be thankful for these small victories in life.
Joining Outvision’s new range of uniquely themed products under the ‘Ism’ publishing label (see Transcending Titty Walls and Ashi Ko Kiko Footjob) Transcending Mysterious Bodybuilder attempts to simulate what it’d be like to have sex with a completely ripped body. Muscles on top of muscles, all that.
Complete with a six-pack of course – inside and out. Because yes, there are abs inside the onahole structure. That’s how a bodybuilder’s vagina works, 100%.
I knew having a set of weights in my room would come in handy one day.
So yup, the box art for this one really does it for me. Better still, the onahole itself is modeled on that exact flexin’ pose.
… And for a relatively low-budget hole (’bout $28 AUD which is what, 47c USD?), the external detail is bloody unreal. The next few shots were taken right after I’d washed it for the first time, as water combined with better lighting is everything you need to make a garbage-factory digital camera actually focus.
Transcending Mysterious Bodybuilder feels fuckin’ solid, too. Squeezing down on the onahole has no effect – she ain’t budgin’. I think Outvision used the same Tonka tough material as their footjob hole, which means we’re in for another incredibly tight and unforgiving ride.
Starting with what only juuuust counts as an entry point.
Christ. Forcing your way into that is no easy task, and I reckon this could be a pretty major issue. Especially if you’ve got a sensitive head or you’re packing a heap of girth; there’s very little flexibility.
I’m down for some rough stimulation, but wow. We’re talkin’ full on shaft-bending rejection. Might as well be penetrating a fucking brick.
Once in, you’ll get hit with a fairly large amount of feedback from various raised chunks and ridges. They’re a touch… sandpaper-y, and combined with the onahole pressing down around your shaft hard… well. Outvision don’t mess around with this shit, they know how to abuse a dick or two.
Moving on, Transcending Mysterious Bodybuilder has a set of abs which extend around the hole’s interior. Again, they hit hard. I also found it was easy to get stuck here, resulting in the abs desperately shifting and catching under the head. Almost like being trapped in a sliding block puzzle. Good. I’ve always wanted to cum all over one of those stupid things.
Despite being roughly the same build design, this surprisingly isn’t up to the brutal difficulty of Outvision’s own footjob hole. But make no mistake, Transcending Mysterious Bodybuilder is still no walk in the park. It’s a brisk jog maybe. Oh and the park? The park’s on fire.
But from a visual standpoint I absolutely fucking adore this onahole. Watching it forever flex up and down while masturbating is just the best thing.
And finally, after two years or so of reviews – here’s my dick. (´ω｀)
And here’s my dick inside Transcending Mysterious Bodybuilder.
Also yes! That’s a dream catcher on the back of my door. It’s the 20th anniversary of Pokémon, yeah? Who knows when I might dream about a Snorlax. I’m fully prepared.