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At this point I’d like to think I can form a faaairly solid onahole-related opinion after say, two wanks. Sometimes just one if it fails to even survive the first test. Shouldn’t be too difficult, right? Shit either feels good on your dick or it doesn’t. That’s pretty much the exact same approach I took to video game reviews. So many 0/10’s.
Magic Eyes’ Sujiman Kupa Big Rina though? Man, I dunno. After about a week of use – with the occasional tea break – my blood-pumping induced feelings were still all over the place.
One thing’s for certain though, this onahole is tight. Like BABAR tight. You know Babar, right? The cartoon elephant?
This onahole is like having your cock in his trunk. Basically Babar doing his usual King of the Elephants business – trying to suck up all the tax dollars he possibly can. Classic series indeed. CLASSIC BABAR.
“Babar, I swear to God I haven’t got any money in my urethra! Do you have any idea how illogical of a hiding place that would be” you’d plea, causing Babar to simply snort even harder.
His little bow tie spins around at breakneck speed. Furiously adorable WEEOOOUUWWW noises bellow out as he keeps on sucking and blowing.
‘Oh no’ you think. ‘This feels pretty good?’
Babar winks, motioning for the guards as he inhales thick strands of semen directly into his brain.
So how about that Sujiman Kupa Big Rina, huh? Much like Magic Eyes’ own Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo, this is essentially just a larger version of an existing product. In this case, 2012’s Sujiman Kupa Rina – one of the company’s flagship masturbation blobs.
I love that Magic Eyes pixelate their PR shots of rubber vagina.
And what an upgade it is. Sujiman Kupa Big Rina crams in three extra inches and more than double its weight in padded gold. Rubber that is, testicles… tea. Weow I’m stretching this reference well beyond its limits.
Anyway, it’s a substantial improvement without bloating the asking price out of whack. Always nice to see.
Looking closer at the box, one thing I absolutely adore about Magic Eyes is their love of destructive packaging secrets. You’ll notice there’s a layer underneath the cover.
Except once everything’s taken out to try to get a better look…
It’s basically stuck, requiring you to rip the box apart.
And your reward for roughly four seconds of effort is a giant girl standing in a city filled with buildings advertising other onaholes from Magic Eyes. Worth it for the “what did you get up to today?” value alone.
You can tell Sujiman Kupa Rina was one of their earlier efforts, as it really lacks any sort of exterior detail. No mystery bumps which might or might not be nipples, no belly button-ish dent. I suppose they kept everything the same for this larger version as… nostalgia factor?
The entrance also has that classic coin slot look to it. Yep. Classic Babar.
Mmm, yeah! Store that bus money. Then I’ll take you on a ride, if you know what I mean. On the bus. Fuckin’ hot.
But it’s okay, because once you spread those lips you’ll see where all the detail went – into this tribute of an 80’s b-movie VHS cover. The inner pink material here appears to have an eternally slick ‘wet’ look, too. It’s a nice touch. Might be grease, but whatever. Still good.
Aside from that, Sujiman Kupa Big Rina has that very traditional Magic Eyes build quality to it. There’s a LOT of squishy rubber to sink your grip into – allowing you to almost smoosh the onahole into a ball for whatever reason – whilst retaining some tough and rugged durability.
If you look real close you might even see a five o’clock shadow on it. No really, the onahole will likely get pretty sticky after a few weeks so watch out for stray hairs.
Time to shove a cock in there then, eh? Ay? Ye.
It’s not immediate, but once you’re inside and thrust a handful of times, Sujiman Kupa Big Rina starts closing the fuck down around your shaft. This is extreme tightness. Crushing to the point where several times there I swear it strangled off any bloodflow, leaving my penis to helplessly flail about in a tunnel traffic jam.
The onahole also drinks lube like there’s no tomorrow, going seemingly bone dry within a few minutes. Easy enough to dribble some more in there, but jesus.
I’ve never fucked wet cement during a heatwave before, but Sujiman Kupa Big Rina probably comes close.
Sometimes I enjoyed the sensation of having my dick brutally squeezed, other times it felt like I was going to shed a layer of skin. When I was into it though, boy. Fuckin’ smashed this thing hard and fast (perhaps subconsciously in fear of the onahole drying out) roughly squeezing down to cum as deep as possible.
Then there were wanks where I just wasn’t digging it at all. There’s very little in the way of variety or even texture here – so it’s entirely up to how tight you want a squishy hole to be.
What a mystery.
Either way, be prepared to get ‘trapped’ inside Sujiman Kupa Big Rina for a few slightly uncomfortable seconds after you finish. Gotta pay the price for that glorious moment where your shaft swells against constricting tunnel walls upon orgasm. BABAR’S GOT YOU NOW.