Hey everyone! Not to go all DEAR DIARY on you all, but I felt it might probably be good to give some sorta update on why this blog has been a bit dead and may continue to be dead for a while longer. Basically I moved recently, but due to my financial situation (ie; I’m an unemployed shit), the best option was to share a room with someone to afford rent.
Obviously this is less than ideal considering what I… do. The guy I’m sharing with knows about the whole onahole thing (bit hard when they’re almost the only thing in my suitcase) but I can’t imagine anything more awkward than telling him to get out for half an hour while I smoosh a rubber tube into my crotch. Also we don’t have internet in the new place anyway, so hey.
TLDR; I haven’t had privacy to wank in like two weeks now. I mean aside from the time I shot one out in an Ikea bathroom I guess, but I didn’t bring an onahole with me.
So I can’t say for sure what exactly is going to happen here. I’ve got soooome options (like getting an actual fucking job haha imagine that!), but no idea when everything will settle down again to the point where I can actually review anything. Worse comes to worst, content will just slow down to an absolute crawl. And maybe I’ll get banned from Ikea.
Either way, I don’t plan on just giving up on this blog. Masturbating is like the one thing I’m any good at.
Apologies to everyone who’s sent emails or left comments with various onahole-related questions over the past few weeks, I’ll try and get around to answering them soon. Also to the various retailers who have sent review products ages ago which are still sitting around in moving boxes. I’ll shove my dick into them one day! The onaholes. Not the moving boxes. Cardboard is too thick on those.
+ Surprisingly empty considering how brutal their clown meat meals are
+ Nice music
– Single ply toilet paper; like trying to stop a train with cling wrap
– In-store announcements sound extra loud in there. Please don’t yell at me about BILLY BOOKCASE