– This product was provided by Motsu Toys for
masturbation review purposes
I think this marks the first time I’ve ever reviewed a bottle of lube (you can tell because it’s shoved under the ‘news and features’ category) and to be honest, that’s mostly because I’ve never really seen myself as a lube connoisseur. What with going to lube tastings and all, swirling them around in your mouth trying to guess how many fermented grapes are in each one.
“None… again” someone mumbles, trying to spit it out and instead slipping off the balcony.
That’s entirely too much effort! But yeah, unless the stuff is painfully thick to the point where time itself appears to slow down in order to get a single drop out of the bottle, I’m pretty good with whatever.
KYŌ Lubricant though? Jeeessus, having nearly exhausted a bottle after three months or so of daily usage, I’ve gotta say, this is genuinely the best lube I’ve used since I started replacing my pants with rubber vaginas a few years back.
This stuff is absolutely superb.
And with its rather tame label you might be thinking ‘where are the anime tits?’ But if you look closer at the Ō, it’s almost like a breast with an eyebrow.
Mmmhmm, doesn’t get much more anime than that.
Created by Motsu Toys themselves, KYŌ’s product listing claims that “due to the unique composition it will not dry up as fast as other water based lubricants” and you’ll get an “ultimate combination of smooth and firm.” They’re right.
KYŌ just keeps going. Doesn’t matter what onahole, I’ve only needed to apply a drop or two at most and never found myself needing to stop and pour more in mid-wank. This is true even for marathon sessions where I’ll zone out and masturbate for like forty minutes straight.
The closest I can compare it to is Toy’s Heart’s excellent Onatsuyu lube, but even that can’t beat KYŌ’s consistency.
This lube drops out in nice sticky blobs to begin with, which is so fucking handy for certain onaholes. Instead of instantly dribbling all over the place, the lube will kinda just hang there until you start smashing into it with a dick or two.
From there, KYŌ gets wetter as it spreads around inside a tunnel, making sure you can still appreciate every bump, nub or other Mode 7 texture mapping inside an onahole.
Source: Neko Neko Koneko
Being an in-house Motsu Toys product, this lube is naturally exclusive to their European-focused online store (although they sell it through Amazon UK too).
I know it’d probably defeat the purpose and involve various distribution deals, but I’d love to see KYŌ available in more places for international customers, like Amazon US or something. It’s that good.
+ Works insanely well with every onahole I’ve thrown at it. For best results however, try not physically throwing onaholes!
+ Remains slick, very rarely dries out during use. Just feels amazing
+ You only need to apply a small amount, so one bottle will last ages
– Difficult to get a hold of for anyone outside of Europe
Competition! Win a bottle of KYŌ Lubricant!
Update May 4th: This competition has now ended. Congratulations to ‘anonhole‘! Huge thanks to everyone who entered, the response was absolutely massive. So massive other companies even took note, so please look forward to more competitions soon (hopefully!)
(Here’s footage of the infamous random finger pointing method of picking the winning comment).
But for now, you can win a bottle of it! Motsu Toys kindly sent me a second bottle for competition purposes, and six billion years later I’m finally going to kick that off.
It’ll come with a handy Toy Sack too, also provided by Motsu Toys. Think of it like a pencil case for your sex toys. You could put the lube bottle in there, or an onahole – even use it as an actual pencil case if you want. The possibilities are endless. And I dunno, I’ll chuck in a few little extra surprises.
To enter, just leave a comment! Please include your email address in the details section so I can contact you (it won’t show up publicly).
But don’t try to use that comment box above, it is just a .png!
The winner will be picked at random by method of pointing my finger at the monitor.
Competition is open to anyone worldwide and entries close by midnight May 2nd. Good luck!