Hey, sure feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen a new retailer try their hand at the whole handy hand-enhancing masturbation toy scene. Also since I’ve tried to think of a clever introduction sentence for a new thing! I’ll get there one day.
But for now, OnaholesAndMore have just launched! These guys are based in Germany and aim towards servicing the European market. Always good to have more options that don’t involve getting slugged by customs fees.
As their name implies, OnaholesAndMore sell a variety of onaholes… and uh, more! Stuff like USB warmers, lube and rubber breasts. Any good store – sex toy or not – needs rubber breasts.
Considering they’ve just opened up, their range of stock right now is fairly limited, but they’ve got some new release onaholes along with classic family favourites like Sujiman Kupa Lolinco and The Mouth of Truth.
To celebrate their launch, all orders will come with a free storage bag. Or rather, ‘toy bag’. Just think how easy one of those would make transporting a collection of Waluigi amiibo to the Waluigi amiibo convention. “Sweet pencil case” someone would remark, to which you would nod and seductively rub a handful of Waluigi’s on your crotch.
If you spend more than €80, shipping seems to be free within Germany. That’s pretty cool. You can check here for their shipping rates for the rest of Europe. Everything is super discreet, too. Plain packaging with no mention of adult contents within.
So, good luck OnaholesAndMore! They’ve also got a Twitter account if you wanna follow them there.