J-List Adult Box: August Edition – Melty

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Can you believe it? We’re already halfway through July, August is technically here on this very screen, and December’s right around the corner. This year is going by faster than a car flipping onto its roof in San Francisco Rush.

So let’s open another box!

Had some newspaper scrunched up here originally, but there was an emergency litter box explosion and it immediately came in handy. Just a biting SLICE OF LIFE for ya.

But that’s okay, because there was something else in here wrapped in more newspaper.

“Man slips on some sort of round banana peel, authorities baffled”

Two onaholes. This month’s box comes with both of A-One’s new Toro Nama Melty rubber sisters. There’s Akane (left) and Ai (the other left). This is pretty cool considering onaholes are like, the main draw of these Adult Box things, so why not double up on ’em?

Helps that they’re good, too. The two disembodied vagina tubes feel completely different to each other.

Toro Nama Melty: Akane (not the right) focuses more on just being a tight squeeze. A nice option if you need to cum but also have to be somewhere important in five minutes, because she’s just going to compress your dick into submission as fast as possible. I thought this one would be the more exciting of the two, but nah.

Because you’d never tell from the sad exterior, but Toro Nama Melty: Ai is fucking superb for such a budget hole. This one is head-spinning stuff, jesus. The tunnel kinda tangles around your shaft during use and feels better the harder and quicker you go at it.

I can’t remember the last time I wanked in such a possessed manner to accidentally yank the onahole off halfway through and ruin a cup of coffee by getting strands of well-fucked lube in it. I mean, that sounds like something I’ve probably done before.

But yeah, Toro Nama Melty: Ai is especially nice. Really good place to start if you’re new to onaholes (which I’m guessing is kinda the target market for Adult Boxes).

Not sure if any retailers are selling these individually yet, but I’ll try up get a full review up when/if that happens. I know I say this every month. :'( I’m too busy replacing cups of coffee to be productive anymore.

Also holy fuck Ai.

Those are some classic hentai-ass monster truck crushin’ tits right there. SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY.

Along with the onaholes, you’ll also get a 150ml bottle of Muchi Muchi lube. Nothing special, but it sure beats using molten lava. That’s a good rule for most things in life.

Juuust make sure to remove the plastic cover hiding under the lid, otherwise you might end up crushing the bottle to the point where your bedroom will look like a soapland.

And here’s an issue of Japan’s leading ‘really airbrushed girl with an army of smaller girls standing around her’ magazine. This one is kinda okay compared to some of the other mags that have been included in Adult Boxes.

For one, there aren’t many photos of pixelated fucking. No extreme close-ups of pixelated bushy mounds either. Less pixels in general. But eh, I mean… magazines kinda have their limit at this point.

I guess you can cum on the pages and then close it, forming some kind of modern day sword in the stone kinda shit for the next generation? Wield the mystical art of paper.

That and this particular issue is ancient. Japan Adult Expo 2015? That was like 14 years ago, man.

But as always, the magazine comes with a region free DVD. And as always… it sucks. Sure, it’s five hours long, but the censorship on these discs is just too extreme even compared to the average Japanese porno.

Facesitting is ruined.

Sweaty chain bit is rui… nah, this scene is still good.

Whatever’s going on here is probably ruined.

A copy of Onaholes Paradise 3 is bundled in, too. Note that this isn’t actually worth anything, it’s just a short little promotional manga for Toy’s Heart onaholes and J-List. The art is incredibly cute though.

Some of my reviews are even featured in it! (ノ*゜▽゜*) That was a nice surprise, especially since I had no idea Toy’s Heart were even putting out a third issue of this, haha.

Finally, another type of Tenga Egg. This one is a Shiny. Does that mean it’s super rare? Either way, I honestly don’t use these things and I’ve built up a little collection from the various Adult Box reviews this year.

I asked a friend if he wanted them a while back and he just replied back with “no Lance, I actually have sex”. Pretty good. I’m still recovering in the burn ward. But yeah, these are just sitting around collecting dust.

So I’m giving away these four to one lucky reader.

Update: This competition has ended! Congratulations to ‘Akei Launcher‘. Thanks to everyone who left a comment! There’ll be more of these in the future~

To enter, just leave a comment! Please include your email address in the details section so I can contact you (it won’t show up publicly).

Anything will do. The competition is open to anyone worldwide and entries close by midnight July 25th. Winner will be picked at random. Good luck!

Oh yeah, it would have been five Tenga Eggs, but Hunter claimed one a while back and has been casually batting it around the apartment. I can’t take that pure unadulterated adult toy joy away from her.

All up, the August Edition of J-List’s Adult Box nets you one surprisingly great onahole, one okay-ish onahole and a bottle of lube that’ll likely last a few months. That’s noooot bad! The whole magazine thing is getting stale, but I’m guessing these back issues are dirt cheap to buy in bulk as filler content.

I miss the standalone DVDs.

As always, if you’re interested in grabbing this J-List Adult Box, you can currently pre-order it here ($49 USD). Whack in the coupon code MOE-Q30-JP6VAK to save 5%. That can also be stacked with JLIMONKEY to score 250 bonus J-List points. Method. Nose Grab. 1080.

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54 Responses to J-List Adult Box: August Edition – Melty

  1. Pete Davison says:

    I’ve got a few Tenga Eggs and like them a lot for a step up from a vanilla wank. They’re actually a lot more reusable than their marketing suggests! Only one of them is getting a bit… worn, coincidentally it’s the one that feels particularly AMAZING. The others are still good though. I forget which “models” I have offhand.

  2. Narull says:

    Leaving a comment for eggy goodness (hmm that may sound wrong….or right on this blog)

  3. Xanadere says:

    Something something witty comment for nippon eggs

  4. Naks says:

    Boy, i read this blog almost every article, and im pretty hyped by the fact that i could win finally one of those!
    Still, i Have a remark to say about this…. Why it comes with porn.
    w
    h
    y

  5. S.K. says:

    Nice haul!

  6. Grant Kwon says:

    They really look like good toys for your cat. Maybe I should try using them with mine

  7. Ianc14 says:

    I don’t have a cat, but I’m sure I’d find a use for those eggs!

  8. Wayne says:

    Just got back from watching a video of the egg thing in action for uh..educational purposes only- and I’d love to win them!

  9. slippytoad says:

    <3 tenga

  10. DAVID says:

    Oooo eggs!

  11. Jay says:

    I used to like using tenga eggs before getting my onaholes but the local sex shop jacked the price of them up to $20 an egg, which is why I stopped going to those assholes.

    What’s the difference between the regular and the hard ones?

  12. FrenchKase says:

    I’ve bought a Tenga Egg only once before and still have it after using it….I don’t know how many times. Those things are good for beginners in onaholes as well since it’s quick to clean and if you’re gentle enough with it, it’ll last for months.

    I got the “Spider” egg and it’s…okay, I guess.The texture is kinda lacking since it’s a grid pattern. If graphs or spreadsheets turn you on though, you might want to get a Spider Tenga Egg.

  13. Futa Princess says:

    Though I lack the bits to use the eggs I’d love to try using them on my bf. And here to make those free in magazine porn dvds a little more entertaining just speed it up and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ on loop

  14. magypsy says:

    Hmm, I’ve never used the eggs before, I’ve always wondered what they’re like but they seem expensive for what they are, haha.

  15. Anonymous says:

    I am just wondering if there’s a full size link for the header image.

  16. Anon says:

    Pretty decent box.

  17. AkuaSpider says:

    Never had one of these eggs, was always interested but always debated whether I wanted to dish out the cash on a “disposable” item such as these. Nice showcase of the box as well. Love you

  18. Ankei Launcher says:

    I’d love some Tenga eggs, they might feel better than the regular eggs i’ve been using?

  19. diehardx95 says:

    eggs

  20. Zeemo says:

    Eggs on Eggs

  21. Anonymous says:

    I want a Tenga egg because fuck J-List, they won’t ship any items to my country.

  22. kadaj says:

    My cat needs an egg to play around with too!

  23. Sam says:

    Haven’t gotten around to trying one of those eggs…. So yea…

  24. Anonymous says:

    I’m cheap and don’t want to spend money on something my hand can do anyway, might as well give it a try

  25. JarernP0rn says:

    Thanks for your onahole recommendation. Box artworks is so cute. I’m gonna buy that one soon,(Toro Nama Melty : Ai) Next month, maybe.
    But l’m not sure if it durable or not, is Ai entrance start to have some tear after 3-5 session?

    (Off-topic about Tenga Egg. I never had genuine Tenga Egg in my life. My first sex toy is counterfeit Tenga Egg and fake thing is just ok.
    I use those before I know how to buy onahole, long time ago, nevermind.)

    Sorry for wacky wonky broken English, I had no English writing skill.
    :-)

  26. Bramdon says:

    I cant wait to see all the submissions for the Waluigi contest.it’s going to be great.

  27. Rigby says:

    lay it on me, raiden

  28. 增达 says:

    我也有过博客,不过那都是很多年前的事情了!

  29. Yasuji says:

    First bought onaholes in my most recent trip to Japan, absolutely hooked on it! The egg looks interesting if I’m honest! :) Thanks for the review by the way!

  30. Anonymous says:

    Came for the laughs (no homo)
    Stayed for the quality reviews

  31. dude says:

    Is it easter yet?

  32. Guy says:

    May you offer me an egg in this trying time?

  33. Trippy says:

    might as well try my luck at getting some eggs. If i win and for some reason I don’t like them after trying it its good to know that cats love them so i could always donate them to the local animal shelter.

  34. Wew says:

    (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧Keep up the good work!

  35. Magypsy says:

    Uh, whoops, accidentally made a post without my email, haha.

  36. SerReg says:

    Thanks for the eggs!

  37. Anonymous says:

    I’m going to shove all 4 of those eggs up my ass if I get them

  38. Wish I money to buy one their boxes? Welp, tenga eggs are great options anyway.

  39. Anonymous says:

    i can down 1/4th bottle of fire whiskey.
    this is my only talent.

  40. Joe N says:

    Tenga Eggs are cool. They suck as bubble gum though

  41. Anon says:

    Never tried an egg before.

  42. hywoy says:

    im gonna screw an egg

  43. Anonymous says:

    i’m allergic to normal eggs, hope the same isn’t for Tenga

  44. Oncer says:

    maaan if I had a real job I would surely get some of these boxes, it would be a magical moment to receive one of them.
    never had a sex toy :v I guess I should start saving for one, shouldn’t I?
    Also, can these tenga eggs be used more than once?

  45. Some Random American says:

    How fuck egg? Give egg for fuck, will find out.

  46. Mike says:

    Woah thats an insane level of pixelation going on there.

  47. Ray says:

    I would love to crack some eggs :O Seriously I never got any before because of their limited use but I’m pretty curious to try something different like that

  48. Anonymous says:

    Here is to a chance of trying those eggs without spending money :o

  49. Anonymous says:

    I guess I might as well try

  50. Anonymous says:

    tenga boys

  51. 笑八达 says:

    感受学习的力量!

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