Cum Maid Uterus Sex competition waaaaahhhnneeer!

Waluigi time! … Finally!

Considering the competition ended over three months ago, this took just a taaaad too long and I sincerely apologise. I did some word things on that here; don’t wanna bog down this religious gathering for our lord and savior, Waluigi.

But Waluigi onaholes! I was completely blown away by the response to this competition. Man, it was such a dumb concept and the results are incredible. Huge thanks to everyone who entered!

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WINNER: Tea

Oh my GOD. Congratulations, Tea! The thought of experiencing that ‘Wa Zone’ both terrifies and delights me. I especially love the special mention of how it contains an accurate amount of Waluigi teeth. (Points docked for the lack of Moisty though).

Sheepish Plum

Magypsy

Waluigi Pinball

An onahole for all your Waluigi and race kart themed desires! Donned tastefully in Waluigi themed colours, this sleeve’s tunnel has all the twists and turns you’d come to expect from your favourite race course, while Waluigi’s signature backward L’s provide an unbeatable sense of stimulation as you go up and down straight to first place. In keeping with Waluigi Pinball’s cultural significance, this onehole is filled with half a dozen pinballs, designed to provide either a new sense of excitement or mash painfully into your dick. A tasteful Waluigi nose is included at the entrance to stimulate the underneath of your dick and balls. Comes with a complimentary bottle of Waluigi eggplant scented lubricant.

The draftsman


albutt

Z Man

Ziting

Brandon did this

Xanadere 

EXE P

I was thinking about this one for days.

Karuki

Sappuru

grumperpants

Arden

Shawn

Nee

Stanley

Anyway, let me explain this monstrosity real quick. Onaholes are supposed to represent the character it is portraying in a way.
So who is Waluigi? He’s arrogant and thinks he’s the best. He also enjoys taunting his opponents sometimes, drawing them in, like he’s charming them.
I gave Waluigi the Kemono Friends onahole you threw out because he is evil on the inside, yet charming. Princess peach is charming, so I gave the onahole princess peach lips because it would draw in customers.

Wario was in the background so i just gave him a futa dick that helps him open tissue boxes just in case anybody is finished using the Waluigi toy.

Weh. Amazing stuff, everyone! Thanks again. Stay tuned for more competitions, I’ll try to mix ’em up between ‘leave a comment lol’ style entries and stuff like this.

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6 Responses to Cum Maid Uterus Sex competition waaaaahhhnneeer!

  1. magypsy says:

    Holy shit, the winner. My 10 minute MS Paint mess never stood a chance, haha.

  2. Infernal Monkey says:

    Ah crap, the ‘click images to see their full resolution’ option isn’t working. I’ll fix this up tomorrow. ;_;

  3. Pete Davison says:

    A well deserved win for “Tea” there. Incredible.

  4. Going by some of the entries, there’s DEFINITELY folks under the age of 18 reading this blog.

    Good.

  5. Bramdon says:

    Eyy i did it

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