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Welp! Time sure flies when you’re doing absolutely nothing! Not intending for this to be an excuse for the complete radio silence or anything, but I’d been feeling like absolute shit for a while now and got stuck in a really deep hole. The non-sexual depression kind of hole. Who could have guessed from someone running a masturbation blog? :’)

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J-List Adult Box: June edition – Dual Shock

Header image: Shimeji Nameko

– This product was provided by J-List for masturbation review purposes
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Hoooly crap these have exploded in popularity lately. I think J-List genuinely got in on an insanely good thing here with the whole monthly wank bundles, because pre-orders are now selling out faster than reviews can even surface.

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J-List Adult Box: May edition – Gives you the succ

Header image: Takayama Shirane

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Whoa, two Adult Box reviews in the same month, what is this insanity? Clearly the world is just turning a bit faster with the increase in rapid-fire jerking motions. Each combined downward thrust of an onahole speeds up time as Earth itself becomes a spinning combat piece for some intergalactic fuckin’ Beyblade-like tournament.

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