Thanks, Sweden!

This article’s absolutely just me stroking my own dick in the egotistical sense rather than the uh, orgo… testicle sense? But fuck it – I just got voted for best English-language sex toy reviews by Swedish publication Passionerad, and that’s the kind of sentence you only ever get to type maybe once in a lifetime! Twice if you accidentally copy and paste it.

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Black Friday 2022 sales roundup

I can’t believe we’re already back at the period of time which abolishes a standard week in favour of Black Friday consuming multiple days and then goes straight into Cyber Monday. The upcoming weekend is just GONE, sorry. Time flies when you’re lookin’ at a calendar and it’s covered in cum I suppose.

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