J-List Adult Box: April edition – Hole-in-two

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It’s that time of the month again! Or… kinda close at least, since the April review should have been in late March, but I just got internet access back and didn’t particularly fancy writing this in a food court for the free Wi-Fi and free escort out of the shopping centre by security. Continue reading

Takin’ a look at the March edition of J-List’s Adult Box

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Following last month’s word-jumble of commenting on things unboxed from a box (some of which were inside smaller boxes for double the unboxing box-like action), it looks like this might be an ongoing monthly feature thing now! Because here I am with the March edition of J-List’s Adult Box.

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Checking out the February edition of J-List’s Adult Box

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If you’ve ever been on the internet, chances are you’ve probably seen someone unboxing a fancy thing of monthly themed goods. Anything from Japanese candy and retro games, to whatever gunk Loot Crate scrapes off the bottom of their shoe.

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New Game! parody onahole finally lets you fuck a PSP

newgameheaderThe year is 2004, Sony has just launched their first handheld – the PlayStation Portable. “This is one sexy piece of tech” proclaims the video game journalist. “So sleek, so sensual…” His eyes dart back and forth across the room in rapid succession as he flips open the UMD drive and unzips his pants. “Gotta test those load times”.

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