New Game! parody onahole finally lets you fuck a PSP

newgameheaderThe year is 2004, Sony has just launched their first handheld – the PlayStation Portable. “This is one sexy piece of tech” proclaims the video game journalist. “So sleek, so sensual…” His eyes dart back and forth across the room in rapid succession as he flips open the UMD drive and unzips his pants. “Gotta test those load times”.

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Free ‘Onaholes Paradise 2’ manga at Anime Expo 2016

onaparadise2ax2016_headerHeading to this year’s Anime Expo in LA? Why not pick yourself up a free copy of quite possibly the only manga about onahole box art characters ever? That’s something you could add to your bucket list just to instantly cross it off. Easiest life goal ever.

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Nippon-Yasan opens up new onahole shop Otona-Sekai

otonasekaibanner2Long-running Japanese video game and anime figure import retailer Nippon-Yasan have taken the next obvious step with the launch of their new site focused entirely on adult sex toys – Otona-Sekai. If you like hyphens and badly structured sentences, then boy, this opening paragraph has no doubt been an absolute treat.

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Japan’s first adult VR event closed due to overcrowding

adultvrfesta_headerLet’s face it, throwing a cabbage or whatever in virtual reality is all fine and dandy, but where’s the sex at? Why ride a virtual roller coaster when you could be riding a cute anime character with twenty inch cocks coming out of their chest?

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Toy Demon’s huge sale on all NPG onaholes

bogotimebannerPlease note this article is fuckin’ loaded with shameless affiliate links for Toy Demon~

Welp, if you’ve ever wanted to grab one of NPG’s premium priced Meiki onaholes or any one of their other products, now’s probably the best time. Toy Demon have started up their annual BOGO sale, meaning ‘buy one get one half price’. Sure, BOGO is close enough – sounds like a clown.

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Hey, listen! Tamatoys releases first ear onahole

earhole_headerOh good. After the apparent success of their Futanari Musume Double Hole – which let you put your dick inside a dick for maximum dicking – and rubber foot with a hole drilled through its sole to simulate getting stomped on, Tamatoys have found a new body part where penises probably shouldn’t go.

The ear.

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