J-List Adult Box: June edition – Dual Shock

Header image: Shimeji Nameko

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Hoooly crap these have exploded in popularity lately. I think J-List genuinely got in on an insanely good thing here with the whole monthly wank bundles, because pre-orders are now selling out faster than reviews can even surface.

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J-List Adult Box: May edition – Gives you the succ

Header image: Takayama Shirane

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Whoa, two Adult Box reviews in the same month, what is this insanity? Clearly the world is just turning a bit faster with the increase in rapid-fire jerking motions. Each combined downward thrust of an onahole speeds up time as Earth itself becomes a spinning combat piece for some intergalactic fuckin’ Beyblade-like tournament.

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J-List Adult Box: April edition – Hole-in-two

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It’s that time of the month again! Or… kinda close at least, since the April review should have been in late March, but I just got internet access back and didn’t particularly fancy writing this in a food court for the free Wi-Fi and free escort out of the shopping centre by security. Continue reading

Takin’ a look at the March edition of J-List’s Adult Box

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Following last month’s word-jumble of commenting on things unboxed from a box (some of which were inside smaller boxes for double the unboxing box-like action), it looks like this might be an ongoing monthly feature thing now! Because here I am with the March edition of J-List’s Adult Box.

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Checking out the February edition of J-List’s Adult Box

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If you’ve ever been on the internet, chances are you’ve probably seen someone unboxing a fancy thing of monthly themed goods. Anything from Japanese candy and retro games, to whatever gunk Loot Crate scrapes off the bottom of their shoe.

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