I went to Takarajima 24, an onahole internet cafe

Internet cafes where you’re actually encouraged to have a wank? Sure, why not.

I had absolutely no clue at first though. Hopping off at various train stations dotted around Tokyo, it felt like I kept seeing the same jerk hanging off a clock. He’d almost always be somewhere close by, showing total disregard for the fine craftsmanship of precision timing.

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