Hey, sure feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen a new retailer try their hand at the whole handy hand-enhancing masturbation toy scene. Also since I’ve tried to think of a clever introduction sentence for a new thing! I’ll get there one day.
My Onahole? More like… more like Your Onahole, right? How would you like to order your very own onahole from my onaho-ooookay I’ve already worn out this opening bit.
Long-running Japanese video game and anime figure import retailer Nippon-Yasan have taken the next obvious step with the launch of their new site focused entirely on adult sex toys – Otona-Sekai. If you like hyphens and badly structured sentences, then boy, this opening paragraph has no doubt been an absolute treat.
First up, it’s only fair to let you know otonaJP is now a monetary sponsor of the blog (hence the large sidebar banner – gotta pay for bags of googly eyes somehow!) But this is supposed to be more of a “hey look at this” news-type thing. Because hey – look at this!