Black Friday 2022 sales roundup

I can’t believe we’re already back at the period of time which abolishes a standard week in favour of Black Friday consuming multiple days and then goes straight into Cyber Monday. The upcoming weekend is just GONE, sorry. Time flies when you’re lookin’ at a calendar and it’s covered in cum I suppose.

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Onahole shopping in Japan

japanshopping_headerThis is kind of incredibly late considering it’s been two months since stumbling around the streets of Japan on holiday, but I was going through my photos recently and there he was. Obama-kun. With his world famous catchphrase and everything. Turns out that was exactly the inspiration I needed to not get off my arse and write about all these tourist attractions.

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