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Man, reward programs are so great. My wallet pretty much consists of more point cards than anything else, and nothing makes me more moist than knowing one day I might finally have enough stamps to earn a free small coffee.
Looking at the sheer amount of stock they have listed, it’s almost hard to believe Japanese import retailer otonaJP have only been around since September last year. Like, I’m fairly certain the world is a slightly better place knowing there’s an online store willing to take a gamble on selling something like a bloody tit pillow.
Did you know May is unofficially the official masturbation month? Seriously. We all know it’s really every month, but those fat cats on Wall Street apparently nailed it down to May. And shit, that’s alright.
First up, it’s only fair to let you know otonaJP is now a monetary sponsor of the blog (hence the large sidebar banner – gotta pay for bags of googly eyes somehow!) But this is supposed to be more of a “hey look at this” news-type thing. Because hey – look at this!