It’s October 31st and you’ve found yourself somehow wandering around an Ikea store for their annual Halloween escape room extravaganza.
Review: Secret Spellbook
Product: Himitsu no Madōsho (Secret Spellbook)
Manufacturer: Seiraku Toys
Measurements: length – 18.5cm, weight – 880g
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)
Review: ZOMBIE-TCH! Anal Fuck
Product: ZOMBIE-TCH! Anal Fuck
Manufacturer: GEEBA
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 560g
Retailers: Anime Dakimakura Pillow (code ADP-MONKEY for 10% off)
Review: Super Limited Express Rail Girl
Product: Super Limited Express Rail Girl (超スペシャルくぱレールガール)
Manufacturer: EXE Japan / Outvision
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 435g
Retailers: otonaJP* / KanojoToys*
Review: Onaho of the Round Table
Product: Onaho of the Round Table
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – various (!), weight – 3.7kg (8.16 lbs)
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)
Review: Pretty After School JK
Product: Pretty After School JK
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: MotsuToys* (EU) / Onahole.com* (US)
Review: Absolute hell
Hello! I’ve had to completely rewrite this multiple times over the past few months as the situation kept changing, so it might be a bit messy. My apologies for eventually just vanishing for like half a bloody year, but at some point that’s pretty much the only way I could deal with things. Falling off the planet and hyper isolating; it’s a winning combination.
Temporarily incapacitated :( (Updated)
Update (April 28th): Still around. I think? My apologies. Things got considerably worse since this initial blog post and it’s been a constant downward spiral physically and mentally. Hoping to have a proper update thing eventually, but yeah nah, didn’t off myself. Sorry again.
TEN YEARS?!
In a somewhat gloriously tragic moment back in December 2013, I shot a load inside a cheapo Monster Hunter parody onahole and thought it’d be funny to write a stupid joke review of it for an audience of maybe like five people on Facebook.
Review: Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko
Product: Urethral Fuck Twist Otokonoko
Manufacturer: XTC Japan
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 360g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / Onahole.com*