Review: Magic Face

Product: Magic Face (マジックフェイス)
Manufacturer: PxPxP / Out Vision
Measurements: length – 14.3cm, weight – 1,320g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / Otona-Sekai / Toy Demon* / otonaJP / Motsu Toys*

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Huh. A whole rubber head you say. I guess… obviously not satisfied with typical blowjob-style holes simply looking like a mouth (at best), the team behind this product went all out and designed an entire bloody head to go around it.

Finally, an onahole which targets the lucrative decapitated mannequin sex market.

But hey, yeah. Here’s the rather hefty Magic Face from PxPxP. It’s quite seriously a little rubber anime head, which is kind of amazing. Not sure where the whole ‘magic’ thing comes into play though. I guess if your wish revolves entirely around cumming into some sorta face, that might just be granted?

Anything else is purely by chance.

Can’t fault them on the presentation, that’s for sure. The box is incredibly colourful, and those tits are the real magic here. How are they forming perfectly around fabric like that? Maybe some sleight of hand trickery will reveal all. 

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

[2019 update: Apologies for the absolute piss-poor quality photos in this review. I’ve been trying to touch up older reviews lately, but all the original photos were lost to the depths of a dead hard drive. These are 640×480 resolution with toilet quality lighting simply blown up 200%. RIP]

There are some neat bonuses included too. ‘Bonuses’ as in they’re all part of the overall price, but it makes me feel better about spending eighty billion dollars on a rubber noggin. You know?

Like a really decent amount of lube! Unfortunately it’s not actually orange; the bottle is just playing tricks. Also this stuff is thick – way too thick. It’s the sort which slowly oozes out in one gigantic glob no matter what.

The first time I used this on the onahole I just wanted a small drop but nope, wasn’t happening. I ended up with regret. Also a lot of lube.

PxPxP have a thing with basing their products on hentai games, and Magic Face is no exception. It’s bundled with the full version of Kiss x 800 ~Kiss de Gakuen Houkai? Houkago Hen~. The onahole itself is designed after that girl in the middle. No wonder she’s looking sad, there’s a massive hole in her chest.

More on the game later; let’s take a look at the most penis-friendly part of this package.

Whoooooooaaaa that sure is some kind of face alright! It probably would have been weirder if they had attempted eyeballs, so good job leaving them off. Really though, this is some impressive stuff all things considered. Lots of finer details on the hair especially.

The material feels absolutely fantastic. Very solid build quality – hard and tough, but with enough elasticity to stretch and bounce around the room after proclaiming “heads up”. Life of the party for sure.

Plus being a big chunk ‘o face, this onahole is heavy. It weighs in at just over 1.3 kg (about 3 pounds), but there’s a handy flat base for maximum lack-of-lifting laziness. Just stand up and fuck that face, man. Pelvic thrust it into the future.

Standing up is tiring though. My feet hurt. I want to go home.

So plonk it down on a desk and there you go! Except well, Magic Face is just a taaaad unbalanced. All that weight is at the front, so the moment you let you let go…

Oof. The onahole just falls flat on its face every time.

“You gotta mention that in your review!” My housemate said, and yeah – this is a pretty big problem with the structure. I mean, it’s clearly been designed for use on a flat surface, yet even something as simple as pouring in lube means you have to carefully rest Magic Face on its back, otherwise it’ll flop forward and spew everything back out.

And while you’re obviously free to use the onahole as a standard handheld masturbator whilst sitting down or whatever, holding it up can be quite awkward. There isn’t much to grab onto other than the neck, or with your hand acting like a claw machine across its head. Not exactly comfortable.

– Feeling –

For something like the above, I found grasping the back of the head with one hand and holding the base of my shaft with the other most effective. Not exactly comfy.

Anyway, even with all that unused space thanks to a lack of eyeballs, Magic Face has a ridiculously tiny mouth on it. And the actual hole is a fucking square. Something something round pegs in square holes; you have to be a bit forceful to get in there initially. Half the time I found my dick crushing the poor thing’s face until it popped on through the opening.

From there it’s alright, the rubber stretches out easy enough. Now it’s time to go down, down, doooown Magic Face’s throat.

I hope you like bending. Despite that opening giving way, you better believe it’ll seal shut around your shaft as soon as you’re in. This puts a lot of pressure on, which is nice. And visually you’ve now got this tiny little mouth clamped around, warping back and forth with each thrust. NEVER LETTING GO.

I imagine this is probably what it’d be like to accidentally stick your penis in a closing wormhole. How embarrassing for the space expedition.

Yet surprisingly there really isn’t much going on in there, texture-wise. PxPxP haven’t tried to jam a tongue in it, teeth or… anything really. Just lots of bumps scattered around the joint. The first time I used Magic Face was with the included lube, and boy did it feel shit. Or rather, it felt like nothing.

I’d seriously recommend using a different type of lubricant here – something thinner. Maybe even try to dilute the stuff it comes with a touch. Otherwise you’ll just be gliding past everything in sleepy tourist mode.

Really disappointing at first.

However there’s a very noticeable increase in tightness once you begin your descent down the actual throat. This sudden spike has the added effect of creating some messy noises as the air desperately squeezes out. It’s nowhere near as loud as some other oral toys like Superb Fella 4 – which sounded like seven Yoshis simultaneously ground pounding a bucket of jelly – but still. Just enough to add to the experience.

The further you get into Magic Face, the more it’ll start yanking on your dick. Sort of catching it in the throat’s tightest point and fighting to let go. It makes pulling back out for repeated, longer strokes more difficult and I… really like this aspect of the onahole. You get stuck in there scraping up against the walls. Captures the whole brutal throat fucking fantasy, I guess?

And that’s the thing, you’ve really gotta play along with this and get in the right mood. Otherwise you’re just stuck with an awkward, clumsy-looking onahole that offers fairly mild feedback. But if you’re all “fuck yeah I’m getting some anime head tonight” to everyone you pass by on the street, then yep. You’re set.

Oh yeah, the game! Kiss x 800 ~Kiss de Gakuen Houkai? Houkago Hen~

This might help boost your erection by a further 7% or something, since the onahole is based on a character in the game. Important LORE.

It’s all in Japanese obviously, but easy enough to figure out what’s happening. It’s sex – sex is happening. At a pool, in the library, on the floor. Maybe all of those are the same location, but quick there’s no time to figure any of that out here comes more sex jesus fuck.

Pretty basic stuff, you’re introduced to four characters, then pick who you want to bang from a menu. My favourite was the last option – which must have been ‘nobody’ – as this results in the main character going back home and sitting in his room for a while. The screen then fades to black and the credits start rolling.

Other than that, there are a few more dialogue choices to make here and there but the game is incredibly short. You can see everything through about fifteen minutes of trial and error.

“Mister! Please help! My swimsuit is fused to my skin, call the ambulan-bluueerrrswefft“

Fitting in with the name, Kiss x 800 is heavily into lots of incredibly sloppy kissing and blowjobs. Aggressive slurping noises as if the characters are tearing each other’s fucking faces off keep looping during event scenes. Good background noise for masturbating to.

In fear.

“Hey what are you doing with my pants oh no, I was just here to return a book”
“THBWAANK GOO”

It’s pretty hot in a ‘this is funny but I have a raging erection’ kind of way. The music is also fantastic because that shit is pure evil and absolutely doesn’t fit the tone at all. Like, you’re trying to wank to all these messy dribbling noises and some fucking screeching violins and dramatic rumbles of melancholic death drown it all out. Can’t even turn it off. Outstanding.

All the artwork can be found here.

– Summary –

Back to the onahole though, and hmmm. Overall I have enjoyed using it, but it’s something I don’t see really using a whole lot. Magic Face is just too… inconvenient, I suppose.

You can’t exactly whip it out in a hurry for a lazy wank, and cleaning up afterwards is an exercise in frustration. The mixture of lube and cum gets stuck right at the bottom with very little wiggle room to rinse out. It just takes forever.

Then again, running the onahole under warm water and squeezing it to squirt everything back out again (repeatedly) could provide endless seconds of entertainment.

In fact there’s plenty of fun to be had with this onahole outside of masturbating with it!

 

(YouTube shut down my account over this and two other videos lmao, Pornhub link!)

I’ve had some intense hip-spasm sessions with Magic Face, don’t get me wrong. Just really had to be in the perfect mindset for it, and that’s probably the problem. I’ve also constantly battled with calling it ‘Magic Eye’ throughout this entire review. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had to backspace. Help.

I could never see anything in those books. 🙁

Magic Face

+ Insanely solid build quality
+ Good gripping power in the throat
+ Being able to physically grab onto something that resembles a head miiight add more to the face-fucking fantasy than a typical blowjob onahole
+ Includes a game and a big bottle of lube

– The lube is absolute shit
– Magic Face is seriously unbalanced which makes it really difficult to hold onto during use
– There isn’t much going on inside that huge noggin. No interesting textures, no tongue, no teeth – nothin’. Offers a low level of stimulation
– Just simply not worth the huge asking price

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