Transcending Titty Walls – So many bags of sand

Product: Transcending Titty Walls
Manufacturer: Ism (Outvision)
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 340g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP
Header image: Tamahiyo

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Imagine just for exactly seven seconds that the year is 2084. You enter a club and there she is – the girl from Total Recall. You know, the one with three breasts which Google’s search results were so desperate to hide way back in 2016 due to that third nipple actually containing military time-travel secrets or something.

Now, three breasts would be alright and all, but back up a bit. How would it benefit the ancient art of titty-fucking? Exactly. You’d need at least another penis implanted on you, bumping up the cost – and allocated blood flow – of this night out considerably. What if instead of one additional breast, there were actually like… six more.

WHAT IF that club just had a giant, fleshy totem-pole-of-tits violently spinning in the middle of the room. An awkward whirling sound you can’t quite place fills the air, drowning out the background beats. Sitting down at the bar, you feel it inching closer. Drinks and bodies are sent flying as customers unwillingly get caught in its path. Looking up, you realise it’s too late. There are now four of them closing in.

Unzipping your pants, you brace for deadly impact as the nipples begin slapping away the very air in front of your face.

This could possibly be the exact inspiration for Outvision’s Transcending Titty Walls onahole, but who knows. I’m no scientist.

Going by the packaging design (and that it’s distributed under the same spin-off label ‘Ism’) – this seems to be very loosely related to their footjob hole. So I guess Outvision’s attempting a range of slightly uh, different products. Which is great!

Welp. Transcending Titty Walls is definitely a thing. It has eight breasts in total, so however you’re holding this you’ll absolutely be able to cop a feel. Lucky! In all seriousness it allows for a really nice grip.

The material is fine; smooth and flexible. There was a slight smell of burnt rubber originally, but that washed off pretty quick.

Training for the real thing.

So Transcending Titty Walls is kinda fucking strange on the outside, how’s the inside? Oh you know. Full of more tits.

Might be a tad difficult to see from the promo shots, but each bump inside has a little tiny rubber nipple on top. That’s the way Arnie would want it.

Even then I still wasn’t sure what to expect. Initially I kind of maaaaybe thought something similar to Outvision’s Ashi Ko Kiko Footjob (brutally sharp and tight) simply because well, that sums up pretty much every onahole I’ve tried from Outvision so far – but no! Total opposite. Getting inside is nice and easy for a start, instead of what’s essentially a bag of toenail knives.

In fact, Transcending Titty Walls is really chill in general. Stroking up and down, all those nubs gently shuffle around in a squishy manner. I wouldn’t say it’s a low-level of stimulation or anything, just very soft and predictable after a while. Is that a thing? Can you even describe wanking with a rubber tit-textured log predictable? Sure, why not.

No wait, it kinda feels like someone licking your dick. Yeah. Yeah! Except they have various tongues – many more than someone should realistically have – but that’s okay. Certainly much more interesting than multiple people.

Also I quickly found that spinning the onahole around my shaft was entertaining for a variety of reasons, all of which revolved around the increased level of pleasure. Normally I’m not one for really twisting and turning these things all over the place, but man. It’s like I’m assembling some Ikea shit on my crotch with Transcending Titty Walls.

Takes just as much time too. Your masturbation may vary of course, but personally every wank with this onahole has been incredibly drawn out.  Not that I have a problem with this considering its oddly comforting feedback. That and after an eternity of wrist exercise, the resulting orgasm is pretty rad.

Aside from the occasional unexpected sloppy noise of a billion breasts, I can’t really fault Transcending Titty Walls in motion. It’s a slow burn, but the relaxed texture can be highly appealing. That visual design might not be though.

Still, between this and Ashi Ko Kiko Footjob, I’m digging Outvision’s new line of ‘look at this weird thing lol’ onaholes.