Ore Oto Shota Hole – Professor Oak is not prepared

Product: Ore Oto Shota Hole
Manufacturer: A-One Tokyo
Measurements: length – 12.5cm, weight – 230g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP (discontinued) / Toy Demon* (limited stock)
Header image: Atahuta

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Ahaha, figures. About a week after I ordered this onahole, it suddenly went out of production. Pretty sure it only launched late November last year!

Oh well. Just goes to show how cutthroat the onahole industry is. If retailers don’t detect a certain number of erections bumping into pressure sensors equipped on their front counters whilst holding various products, that’s it – they’re done. Some might say this is a horribly ineffective and needlessly complicated way to track sales, but whatever.

Anyway, while a tad disappointed, I figured I should go ahead with the review anyway. After all this sort of onahole doesn’t happen too often. From A-One Tokyo, Ore Oto Shota Hole is (was?) themed around ‘otokonoko’. Cute dudes cross-dressin’ basically.

And really, you can’t go wrong with adding a bit of dick. Which is probably exactly where Ore Oto Shota Hole went wrong.

I mean, the box art is fine and all.

There’s clearly some penis-related activity here if you’re trained in the art of finding Wally/Waldo.

However when you get to the actual onahole, there’s… nothin’. Which is weird in the minor scheme of things. I dunno, is it just me? I would have thought jamming a rubber blob of dick on there would have been a no-brainer for A-One Tokyo. That’d be like making an onahole about a knee and forgetting the cap.

But hang on, let’s back up a sec.

Ore Oto Shota Hole’s main gimmick is the inclusion of a bonus butt plug.

Amazingly this doesn’t just act as a perfectly serviceable display stand for onaholes; you can also cram it in your arse and everything. Now I’ll admit I don’t exactly have much experience with anal toys. And by ‘much’, I mean any. And by ‘any’, I mean this is my first one. So in retrospect… I now have some. Yes. Yes good. That was quite a paragraph indeed.

The butt plug’s insertable length is roughly four inches, and yeah – after several deep breaths – it feels nice! Especially in conjunction with fucking the onahole.

Speaking of which, Ore Oto Shota Hole starts off strong, but thaaaat’s about it.

After pushing through the tiny entrance, your head is immediately assaulted by a ring of large rigid nubs. These bits are made of harder material than probably the rest of the onahole combined. Fuck. They’re pretty good, and right after you squeeze past there’s another set of ’em waiting to avenge their fallen rubber brothers.

Great stimulation along the underside of the glans for sure, but thrusting in any further seems to put too much stress on the onahole’s structure. I’d always find myself starting to bulge through the front of Ore Oto Shota Hole, resulting in little more than awkward sloppy, wheezing sound effects. Almost as if the poor inanimate object was mysteriously brought to life at the worst possible moment.

Oh well. The butt plug being bundled in was a fun idea (especially for the budget price tag), but it’s no great loss that Ore Oto Shota Hole had such a short life.

But what if you’re looking for otokonoko themed alternatives? Or even just plain ‘ol shota? Kinda shit out of luck unfortunately. They’ve all suffered the same fate of being retail (sex) bombs.

Perhaps onahole companies are merely going about this all wrong. Try collaborating with Radiohead (the hentai artist, not the band) and making a shota hole with an adorable little pair of panties… torn the fuck up by a twenty inch cock attached. Fill the shaft with free lube.

Have the entire thing double as a body pillow.

Success.