Review: Slut Angel

Product: Slut Angel (やりまん天使)
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 200g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP / Toy Demon*

– This product was provided by Toy’s Heart for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Well, here you are.

Dead.

Oh dear. It all happened so suddenly, too! One minute you were helping an old lady across the road by joyriding on her electric mobility scooter, next thing you’re kissing the front of an oncoming truck full of stolen English muffins. And with an estimated street value of twenty billion dollars to the lucrative strawberry jam industry, your sacrifice will no doubt be remembered for literally days.

“Eeuuugggh, w-what…” you begin to question, looking down at your own mangled body. Pants around your ankles, just how you remember them. The driver of the truck is now fleeing the scene, boasting that he – an imitation John Belushi –  was able to sneak several muffins into his gob. Police sirens grow louder in the distance.

Being able to see all this from above, the realization of death finally hits you. “Ah”. A bright flash fills the sky, quickly giving way to a beautiful girl hovering in front of you. The wings, the halo… the tits hanging out.

You pause for a moment, “are you… an ange-”
“THAT’S RIGHT, I’M YOUR GUARDIAN SLUT” she responds with a smirk on each nipple.
“Uhhh”
“WHAT’S THE MATTER, YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN SLUTS?”
You start spirit-sweating. Oh god how do you even answer something like that.
“Ummm, yes?”
“IT’S TIME” she replies.

The angel spreads her legs, emitting another blinding ray of light.
“ENTER THE PEARLY GATES”

Warmth.

This is Slut Angel from Toy’s Heart, the better (or worse?) half of a new onahole range. And by range, I mean there are two options. Bit like their Campus Life idea from last year then.

 

Launching alongside Slut Angel is Little Virgin Devil. I’d make a point about how it was clever of them to switch up character expectations, but I dunno. I’ve perused enough historic hentai documents to know this is fairly accurate in a real world situation.

Either way, these two are cute as fuck. Toy’s Heart have been killing it with character art lately.

Initially I was thinking about reviewing both of these in the same… review, but as of this exact sentence I’m yet to try Little Virgin Devil. The two onaholes are very similar in design – inside and especially out – so it might be best to just focus on one at a time. My penis can only remember so much.

Sorry again for the Robin Williams wrist.

Slut Angel probably isn’t going to win any awards for appearance, other than some fluke from Better Homes and Gardens who might accidentally mistake it as a homemade toilet roll holder.

Nah, this is just your basic onahole tube-like thing. But it definitely feels quite different to other Toy’s Heart products. Even though they’ve used the classic ‘Safe Skin’ material, Slut Angel has a slightly coarse texture to it. Personally I like what they’ve done, as (so far) this has really ramped up the onahole’s durability after being washed multiple times. No sign of stickiness.

I dunno, 3P co-op seems like a difficult mode to play in there.

With such a narrow build, getting inside means you can pretty much see the onahole expanding to accommodate your dick, and that’s a surprisingly fun bonus. Still, while the rubber is made to stretch well beyond what you’d expect, super chunky shafts might want to look elsewhere.

Slut Angel’s a snug fit, and you really have to push to get through the tighter gaps. Smashing up against the end chamber rewards your head with a huge cluster of thick bumps everywhere, and it’s nice to just force the onahole down and hold it for a while – working slow little massaging motions to make the most of ’em.

What caught me off-guard were the bumps near the entrance though, they’ve got some serious bite to them! The way they scrape by just makes me wonder what Little Virgin Devil is going to be like (since I assume it’d be even tighter, but who knows). Just lined with a sheet of sandpaper? I’m excited.

Honestly I can’t find much to fault with Slut Angel. The whole thing is very Toy’s Heart-y in that it’s… well, a lot like their other stuff. Very bland visual design, but delivers a solid level of tight stimulation at an affordable price. While I’d certainly love to see them take a few more risks when pouring hot rubber into the sandwich press, they can keep repeating this formula because it works.

Especially when you’ve got artwork like the above. Bloody hell. You could pass the bizarre posture off as ‘because angel’ and everything.

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