Product: Gurun Gurun Fantasy
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 650g
Retailers: otonaJP / Otona-Sekai / Toy Demon*
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I had no idea when purchasing, but after a quick bit of research (thanks, ‘sheep_horns’ tag) it turns out this Gurun Gurun Fantasy onahole is a parody of Anila from the mobile RPG Granblue Fantasy.
Seems like a pretty massive game, but I’ve never been too keen on gacha hell stuff. The extent of my phone playtime usually revolves around F2P ‘match three bags of shit in a row’ puzzle games. Ah well, at least the name makes a bit more sense with that in mind. Kinda.
So usually when Tamatoys flop out an onahole based on an anime or game, the entire selling point rests on the fact that people will be like “Hey I know that character! They gave me an erection!” Then why the hell did I grab this one?
Because it looks like this:
Like, holy shit what. As soon as I saw the promotional images of Gurun Gurun Fantasy I knew my penis had to go on that terrifying adventure.
My best bet is someone at Tamatoys figured it’d be cool to replicate what it’d be like to have sex with Anila’s… horns instead of her vagina? Sure why not. She’s certainly got a nice big pair of ’em.
Gurun Gurun Fantasy’s a stubby thing, that’s for sure. I love the solid material Tamatoys have used here. It’s silky smooth and it hasn’t gotten sticky in the slightest even after multiple washes – a far cry from some of their other recent parody products.
Let’s take a better look inside, then! With some water for added effect. It’s water. I swear.
Whew. If you’ve ever had a lust for turbines or pencil sharpeners, here we go. Randomly dribbling some lube into the center of the twisted blades, I was able to push inside much easier than I’d anticipated.
However something was immediately… off.
As the onahole tangled itself around my shaft, I quickly felt an uneasy (borderline unpleasant) sensation with each cautious thrust. Imagine you’re just sittin’ there casually having a wank, when all of a sudden Sonic the fucking Hedgehog breaks through the window. He puckers his smug-ass lips and you just know he’s going to say it. “Don’t you bloody dare” you yell, hurling a phone charger at his face.
“YOU’RE TOO SLOW” Sonic screeches back, curling up into a ball and spin dashing over your cock. Just a little ball of chunky spines awkwardly grinding around and around again.
If you can’t imagine it, that’s okay. I’m sure DeviantArt already has this covered. Either way, it’s likely the closest real world situation to Gurun Gurun Fantasy.
Basically just try and picture all that shit twisting and pulling at your most precious layer of skin.
Gurun Gurun Fantasy is WAY too much stimulation for me, and I usually adore my dick being fucking obliterated. It’s very different with this design though. Almost like nails on a chalkboard.
Getting in there is great – tight and a massive burst of stimulation – but the second I yanked on the onahole it felt like my penis had been hurled into space without a helmet on its head. Just an overwhelming amount of awkward, horrible pressure.
This was made considerably worse by the fact that each contorted strand is heavily ribbed and ends up locking everything into place the second you stop rapidly pumping.
Combined with the uneven criss-cross of strands wrapped around, it’s uh… nah. No way. This onahole isn’t for me at all. I’d keep getting shivers down my spine in the least erotic way possible and most time I struggled to even keep an erection going while inside.
However I’ve had similar issues with other onaholes which line their tunnels with hundreds of tiny ribs – and this one steps it up four bajillion percent – so I’m not going to shit on Gurun Gurun Fantasy or anything.
It’s just personally I can’t deal with this sensation. I should have known Gurun Gurun Fantasy would be no different, but the lure of that bizarre looking entrance was too good I guess.
In terms of the actual build quality it’s genuinely one of the nicer things I’ve seen from a Tamatoys joke hole, but wow. The internal design is a complete nightmare for my dick.
But hey, if you’re after something suffocating and visually unique then you… might like this one?
Gurun Gurun Fantasy
+ Feels solid to hold
+ Unique internal design
– … Which was incredibly uncomfortable to masturbate with
– Pulls and twists the skin on your shaft and no fucking thank you
– Nails on a chalkboard: the onahole
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lmao the sonic bit
Got this one in a valentines box from J-list and couldn’t find a review on it, but that’s exactly what I felt like when I was using this. Took me three tries(sessions) to get off using it, but holy shit it felt good when I did. Might of just been me being really happy it worked for once, but I still dig it.