Alice in First Stage – Falling down the onahole

Product: Alice in First Stage
Manufacturer: AliceStage
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 230g
Retailers: otonaJP
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– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes

No matter how rough your day has been, just know that any frown can be reverse frowned its way upside-frown-down with one piece of essential information. There’s a company out there called AliceStage who have been making nothing but Alice in Wonderland themed sex toys for years.

Years. And for products designed to have various bodily fluids smeared all over them, AliceStage seem pretty serious about keeping everything about as classy as possible.

I mean shit, just check out their Alice body pillow.

That’s what the Queen of England would sleep with right there. Then of course we’ve got the onaholes. Today we’ll be checking out Alice in First Stage, which as the name kinda alludes to (?), is designed as a ‘beginner’ product.

By that I think they mean the whole package, which includes a big bottle of lube and storage bag.

… Or maybe because if you were to import this as your first onahole, nobody would be able to tell from the perfectly innocent box art that you’re pumping loads of cum into the contents within.

“Rabbit your pocket watch is so fucking sexy, urrmmmff”

The air-permeable (ie; won’t make your dick fall off) storage bag is certainly a nice inclusion, even if it does make me think there’ll be some trail mix hidden in the bottom every time.

But that 145ml bottle of lube… man.

This is some damn fine quality goo. I really wasn’t expecting anything from it, but the texture and sheer lastability inside an onahole is outstanding. The bottle also has a narrow opening which makes it easy to squirt out a drop or two exactly where you want. In between the keys on your keyboard? Perfect.

Yeah, seriously impressed here. You can buy the lube by itself, however the asking price is preeeetty rich compared to literally every other option.

How about that onahole, huh. Alice in First Stage is very… tube-like. It feels nice, and there was only a minor oily smell which vanished fairly quick.

The basic design isn’t going to win any awards for being ‘best in show’ at a bake sale, but does it do the same job any good cake would? The job of successfully stimulating a penis? Yes.

Pushing into that generic stretchy hole, Alice in First Stage does fine work of immediately trying to reject your presence. The walls shove back against your head with everything they’ve got, encouraging you to just keep stroking harder and deeper.

Obviously there’s no masturbation rule against keeping things slow, but it’s amusing how quickly this onahole can ramp up the pace. “Am I irrationally angry about fucking this lump of rubber or is it just pleasure” you’ll ask yourself.

Suddenly Tim Burton’s face appears in a puff of smoke, smiling from ear to ear. Your grip tightens to a dangerous level.

It feels good. The biggest draw is how tight the walls are, but there’s a decent all-round level of feedback. Nothing particularly fantastic or aggressive, although I’m fairly certain mine had a design fault near the entrance causing a scaly spike thing to deeply scrape into my shaft.

Like, I really… I REALLY don’t think that’s supposed to be there? I don’t even know what the fuck it was, a burnt chunk of rubber? So out-of-place.

Whatever it was, it’s either worn down or been absorbed into my skin now. Shame.

Other than that, Alice in First Stage is built to take a lot of punishment. The material looks cheap, but it’ll stretch and deform to extreme lengths. Shit dries out with ease too. In that sense it probably really would make a great first time onahole as the level of maintenance is so low.

But for the relatively high price, you’re paying for the (admittedly fantastic) lube and presentation more than the actual onahole.

Still probably more entertaining than a ticket to Alice Through the Looking Glass though. ow_the_edge.jpg