Update: Competition has now ended, congratulations to ‘Burd’! Thanks to everyone who entered. More comps are coming soon. :’)
Bloody hell, I’ve been sitting on this for so long now. Not literally at least, because that’d probably be uncomfortable after a while, but yeah.
Let’s just pretend I’ve timed it perfectly with this season’s anime adaptation of Citrus which stars a student council president who clearly has something stuck up her arse. Sure, that’ll do!
So I’ve got a brand new Student Council President onahole from Toy’s Heart to give away, and thankfully looking into the depths of my cupboard revealed a bottle of lube to go with it. Also by Toy’s Heart!
I don’t know what the lube is like, but I reviewed the Student Council President back in 2016 and found it to be rather tight – figuratively and literally. If you’re after something that’ll likely crush your shaft to a point where it traps the blood flow and eventually bullies out an orgasm from a sheer depletion in endurance, then here’s an onahole for you!
Nah really, it’s pretty good.
– How to enter –
Simply leave a comment below! Anything will do. Mash the keyboard, it’s all good. Just please make sure to fill in the email field so I can contact the winner. (Your email won’t show up publicly!)
Entries close February 1st, so juuuust over a week from now? The winner will be chosen at random and notified by email. Competition is open to everyone worldwide. The onahole packaging can also be removed upon request (in case you’ve got nosy parents, roommates, etc.) No worries!
I really like the packaging art.
Well here’s hoping
Commenting to enter the giveaway.
Greetings from another aussie. Love the reviews.
Thanks!
Well, Im curious. May as well comment.
I like big butts and I can not lie.
I’m a big fan of free stuff.
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I tried to mash my phone’s virtual keyboard. It’s not as fun as with a computer’s 🙁
That’s the way!
Hot diggity
best blog evah
The temptation to mash on the keyboard with my erect penis is enormous right now, but I am at work so I probably shouldn’t. (Also I am soft right now; I tend not to get that many boners at work, which is probably for the best.) I hope you enjoyed this little anecdote.
Free stuff is always welcome.
Welcome back and thanks for the nice giveaway! I’ll happily enter for this one in the hopes to enter this one :O
I have one Onahole, I’d like to win this one and test it out.
would love to win
Please let me win so I can pop my onahole cherry. Thanks.
A chance to smash my dick with a plastic thing for free is always welcome. Thank you
I can’t not lol
Gimme gimme
Anything!
Oh bloody hell I literally just bought one of these 3 weeks ago, has amazing suction.
Well anyway if I win the raffle please just reroll it.
I want one 🙂
ayy hook me up bud
i hate myself
oneyhole
Free stuff is awesome! Thanks for the reviews!
Love your blog man, i have been filling my wishlist thanks to you 😛 Keep up the good work ^^
Signed: That dude that likes the plot of the world
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now i need something more than an onahole
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PLUG THIS HOLE
Free onahole! *throws into face*
Im lonely
Thanks!
Fittingly, today’s my birthday so I hope I’ll win this through sheer luck. Also, I highly recommend the Citrus anime, if you’re into dark yuri.
A haiku:
Your rubber, tender
Big bottle, you so Moisty
Oh penis, don’t cry
Thank you
It’s beautiful~
flat is justice
I would really like to have this. I was just starting to think about replacing my good old Pop-Life girl anyway. If you are curious, I got the yellow one featuring The blonde girl with the gun. She lasted a long time, but I think the rubber is starting to fail, as it is not nearly as good as she used to be.
Oh nice! Yeah, I remember my Pop Life lasted a lot longer than I ever really expected it to. Bit of a shame they never really expanded upon that range, it was a fun idea including the little voice sample keyring things.
I’m here to throw my hat in the ring.
(In case previous comment email was not in included. If so, ignore this.
Please with C, give that hole to me!
waddup my dude
Chance at free shit so why the hell not.
Would like to try and win this for my bf
I really need lube right now lol
A free entry is a free entry, ya know?
OwO
ayoo its yo twatter friend fam. Hooka bruddah up
Good luck everyone!
My student council president can’t be this lewd!
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Pounding the keyboard, hope I win some rubber goodness.
MankoS
why not?
I need this onahole to feed my family, please help
my dude
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Time to buy a Banana.
keep up the good work and thanks for the competition!
woohoo
lol why not?
I’ve been meaning to get a new vacuum cleaner. LMAO
I could certainly use something new to masturbate with.
I want it
yabadabadoo!
I want dis. I need dis
well might as well give it a shot
Love your reviews! Good luck!
Thanks for the giveaway!
To a new Onahole
MVP!
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Gimme that tight ass! we can do this the easy way, or we can do it hard way the choice is yours.
My wiener is lonely
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Mashuuuuu
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Love your reviews, they brighten my day when I get to read them. Keep up the good work!
ASS!!!!!!!!!!
I need this because I’m a
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Wtf more Than 80 entries. Seem a lot of people want that president! I’ll pray to luck-chan
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Don’t want or need just wanted to give you props for being so awesome and giving away these epic products!
P.S. Anyone who reads this should check amazon for onaholes / male masturbators / sex dolls, there are tons on amazon.com under health and then sexual wellness and sex dolls & masturbators.
Nice box art actually
Free stuff? Sign me up.
Fuck it. Why not.
大爆射!!!
Let me be a disapointment to my family
Posting for dat ass
-stare- haruhi style
worth a try
lets see if I win or not..
I’m amazed nobody’s typed lines of empty space as their comment yet. Dare I…
Oh go on then; just one or two. Thanks for the opportunity (to cheat) Lance!
By the bulbous nose of Waluigi, I hope whoever wins this onahole puts her to good use.
Emus Lest we Forget 1932
Show me da wae
Here’s to me hoping to get a new seat cushion
well, time to watch Citrus
eh
holy crap I might as well just type a bunch of random crap here as a form of entry into this contest of contests that I have no chance in winning but I will still put this post here in a futile attempt to post comment on this comment section of the contest among contests and hope to have a chance in winning in the contest of contests and that is all on that but I would like to leave here the fact that at some point we will discover a race of aliens call the onaholians and they will really love japan.
sphincter
that is all
alimony alimony give me the onaholy
Well that box art looks really nice. And also I hope that I get it for my 1st onahole, cause nls fucked me over by shutting down its international shipping and from everywhere else it’s too expensive. So Monkey-sama you’re my only fapping hope.
Here goes nothing
Hello! I love your site, I can’t wait for more reviews.
Oh boy, I hope I win this!
Good luck to everyone, and thank you for doing this.
( o Y o )
I want to mash Mashu
lol hahahaha
keystrokes keystrokes – an uber lurker <.<
Bang bang bang!
[Smash keyboard] jk,l.fgholñ´-sder4ft [/smash keyboard]
lol k
Welp, time to trackdown Doujinshi of the horniest seitokaichou, Shino Amakusa.
I was just thinking about stepping into the rubber arsehole market, this is surely fate at work
Did you ever try Ubujiru lube form Magic Eyes?
Ubujiru lube is awesome.(and onahole.eu agree with this too)
But I’m not sure why no one talk about it.
I just want to read your review and opinion.
🙂
Oh yeah, I actually got a bottle of this recently! Always been curious about the consistency. Haven’t tried it yet though. Maybe I’ll try and do a lube round-up kinda article soon. 🙂
Sigh Jeff each signoff call bay… Can’t mash a mobile but can random Swype.
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Save me from suicide
I have to go now, my planet needs me.
I wasn’t talented enough for the waluigi giveaway, now it’s my time to shine
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these student council presidents thinking they’re tough
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I definitely could use this fancy banana cutter to weird out guests. (and probably fuck it)
I had no idea there were this many readers of this blog, guess most of em just don’t comment. I’ll enter.
wow, so many comments
chat is moving so fast that they do not know i m single
Lurk mode deactivated. Go banana!
Lets gooooo
Fingers crossed!
C’mon penile asphyxiation
Comment
*keyboard mashing intensifies*
i love getting my dick crushed by a plastic mould
my body is ready
GIVE ME THE PLASTIC MASTURBATORY ANAL SIMULATION DEVICE
also it took me 23 minutes type this with me pork sword on mah smartphone
butte
it’s ya boy, Kenji
Swiggity swooty, send me some booty
“bullies an orgasm out of you” this appeals to me
Always wanted to try this one
If I don’t win this I’ll probably end up buying it anyways.
Dashing through the grass, I’m coming for that ass!
Here’s to my attempt at getting lucky! 🙂
Monkeykun pls
Gibe
Might be a bit awkward to explain to my parents, but hell, is free.
Woot
Will you ship to the US if I manage to win?
Yup, I’ll ship anywhere worldwide!
Gimme that tight fuckable president infernal and I’ll gobble your dick up better than any onahole you’ve ever slammed into!
💚
Well ill fuck that hole anyyyy Day!!
Here is to hoping time zones won’t screw me as hard as I would her
Yes please
seems I missed out?
wanted her already !