Review: Stank Bitch

Product: Stank Bitch: Yurugaba Niku Binko Chan (ゆるがば肉便子ちゃん)
Manufacturer: A-One Tokyo
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 310g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Motsu Toys*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
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Stank… Bitch. STANK. BITCH. Bravo A-One, I probably never would have checked this one out if it wasn’t for the name being so absurd.

Hell, it wasn’t even until a few days later that I found myself giggling like a dickhead over an onahole being called ‘Stank Bitch‘. I was buying some fucking bread at the time and wow there it was – Stank Bitch popped back into my head. How, over bread? It was the most mysterious delayed reaction ever.

Imagine you’re at the shops and you see someone just completely spaced out in the bakery section doing that weird nostril-laugh thing. Now there’s an onahole idea.

But anyway, that’s how I ended up ordering Stank Bitch (??)

Another budget release from A-One (’bout $15), this onahole is themed around some good clean family-friendly fun. By that, I mean being used like a mind-broken human toilet cum dump. Yeah! A Disney classic.

I’ve never really been too fond of this free-for-all genre myself – and even now I’m just wishing the girl on the box would crush my head between her glorious tree trunk thighs instead of taking 70 cocks in a public bathroom – but whatever, you know?

I’m all for fun looking onaholes, and nothing’s more fun than one that has body graffiti all over it.

Fuck 1E indeed.

Stank Bitch includes a really awful packet of sample lube, but that’s kinda expected given the price.

As for the actual onahole, it surprisingly lives up to the promo pictures! All the goofy insults and stuff are etched into the rubber (including ‘Fuck Me’ with half the M missing), and that all feels kinda nice under your fingers.

No smell to the material either, which is almost a disappointment considering the name. There’s a loooot of flaky bits all over Stank Bitch when you first take it out of the wrapping though. I didn’t really notice how bad this actually was until it went all over my desk/dick. Highly suggest giving the onahole a quick wash before ramming yourself inside.

Right off the bat there’s a slightly odd sense of the mid-section being a lot weaker than the rest of the onahole, and that’s because A-One has gone with a serving suggestion of twisting the absolute fuck out of it during masturbation.

Uuuuuh, sure! I tried this once and didn’t feel like it actually enhanced anything. Maybe I was meant to be fantasising about constantly flushing a toilet while having sex with someone? Oh well, the option’s there.

Also this means Stank Bitch is incredibly flexible. A-One have designed this thing to take some punishment.

Not every onahole can be crushed into a ball, I guess.

And sure enough, the mid-section of Stank Bitch is pretty hollow and floppy compared to the rest of the tunnel. I mean, it’s gotta be to allow for that level of twisting action.

Now seriously, I didn’t expect anything from Stank Bitch. I went in (literally) with zero expectations because I just wanted to laugh at the name, but it’s… not bad! I’ve been fucking this thing pretty good over the past week, so might be safe to say it exceeded anything ever.

Holy shit is it sloooow to get going though. After teasing the lips slightly you’ll feel a bit of push around the entry point as you slide past, but getting inside Stank Bitch seems way too easy and loose to begin with. You just sorta pop right in there.

I’d say for at least the first couple of thrusts the whole interior feels like a vast, empty universe. And while that certainly fits with the whole ‘open for inspection’ meat toilet thing going on, it doesn’t feel particularly exciting.

Then the SUCTION begins.

Despite being such a stretchy loose hole, Stank Bitch traps a stupidly impressive amount of air in the tunnel. After a little while you’ll feel each stroke getting more difficult because the walls start hugging onto your shaft like crazy.

Probably almost like fucking a bowl of jelly while it’s setting, except on a time-lapse – and hopefully not inside a fridge.

Regardless, the stimulation still remains mild. There’s a nice thick rub along the base of your shaft, but for the most part there really isn’t much going on. Stank Bitch seems to put all its attention on its end zone. Here you can actually see the top of the onahole deform with each stroke from the sheer amount of pull.

Even the mid-section is clearly trying to squeeze itself to death.

I know a lot of onaholes tend to hype up having vacuum chambers, but Stank Bitch achieves this effect insanely well. The best part is I’m sure it was just a complete accident for A-One.

What this ultimately results in is a tickling, pulling sensation on the very tip of your dick. It can go from feeling nice to irritating and back again with each stroke.

Most of the time I like this mix, but during extended sessions it can all get a bit too much. Especially since the end point is textured with fairly chunky bumps, and having one of those basically plug ya piss hole – hitting that same spot over and over – isn’t too great.

Hmmm, Stank Bitch comes across as a tad confused at what it’s trying to do, but I’m digging this as a low-budget onahole. Visually it’s pretty fun, and A-One seem to purposely encourage you to get rough with the material so I imagine this’ll have some decent long-term durability.

The tunnel may have a weak level of stimulation, but the way it tightly presses into your shaft makes laid back wanking a treat. You can just lovingly drag that rubber across your shaft. Meanwhile your head gets some wild suction as thick textured blobs press into it.

Nothing fantastic obviously, but surprisingly nice for the asking price.

ULTRA 64 NSFW SECTION:

Oh yeah, I figured it’s been a while (over a year maybe?) since I’ve taken some lewd pics so weeooow. I’ve also included a video of the onahole in use for the first time ever; apologies for the unflattering footage filmed in portrait mode where I’m just awkwardly sitting in front of the computer breathing heavily into the phone while air conditioning drones on in the background. It was a very spur of the moment thing.

But yeah, video footage of me masturbating is a historic embarrassing moment for sure. I tried uploading it to Pornhub but that was… fourteen hours ago and it’s still fucking processing, so enjoy a hyper compressed direct upload!

Stank Bitch

+ It’s called Stank Bitch
+ Highly flexible material and easy to clean
+ Cheap price
+ Steady level of mild stimulation along your shaft
+ Powerful suction

– Suction and texture might feel irritating on your head after a while
– Takes a while to get going, very loose and floppy to begin with. Talkin’ about the onahole here
– No good if you’re after hard feedback
– Can get pretty loud

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