Product: Gokuatsu Lover (極厚LOVER)
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 17cm, weight – 600g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / Toy Demon* / otonaJP / Motsu Toys* / Otona-Sekai
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links
Wuh-oh. This might just end up being the shortest review ever, and not because it’s currently lacking a very crucial seven-paragraph long introduction about something totally unrelated to the onahole.
Like how I was at the food court the other day, instantly regretting my choice of Oporto for lunch (chicken joint, I think it’s mainly an Australian/UK thing?) Some dude pulls up a seat at the table opposite me and plops down a nice looking plate of curried stir fry – immediately sneezes right into it. Full fucking force at a sound level so terrifyingly high it almost seemed to dim the rest of the shopping centre’s chaotic background noise in some sort of nostril-powered shockwave.
I’d never seen or heard a sneeze so magnificently powerful. Straight up biblical parting of the red sea type shit, except with a plate of curry.
But I can’t drag that out enough for seven paragraphs, so it’s time for Gokuatsu Lover from Magic Eyes.
‘Gokuatsu’ essentially means ‘ultra thick’. I know this because there’s a condom brand just called Gokuatsu which uses thicker rubber; just in case you want to penetrate a vending machine or whatever.
Also I’m pretty sure ‘Lover’ roughly translates to ‘Lasagna’. Too bad all the glorious underboob sweat in the world can’t save that girl on the box looking kind of… dead?
The concept behind this onahole was incredibly appealing at least. Magic Eyes were trying to simulate a richer, more plump feeling vagina (that’s how it works, right?) In doing so they went ahead and made Gokuatsu Lover a rare triple-layer hole, teasing that you’d be able to see it squish and bulge the harder you pushed in.
And I mean, who doesn’t want to witness a rubber vagina inflate with each thrust? That’s the ultimate confidence booster and/or magic trick.
Despite resembling a puffed out superhero chest, Gokuatsu Lover feels nice and balanced. The material is really silky and has some good weight to it (’bout 600g). Bit of a nauseating oily smell though.
Yes yes, that all looks very good for an erection to call home.
I pushed inside and felt a comfy level of tightness wrap around my head. “Ah!” This was quickly followed by a weird popping noise within the first proper stroke and the new mysterious sensation that my dick was trying to jab into some tangled forbidden zone. “Oh”. Something wasn’t right.
No worries, maybe there wasn’t enough lube in there? It just seemed like I was hitting a dead-end way too soon.
But when I dragged Gokuatsu Lover off my dick to dribble more lube into the hole… nope. The inner layer was all stretched out and still hugging onto my shaft as I tried to escape – it looked like some terrifying prolapse.
My erection began to fade during an emergency trip to the bathroom to clean Gokuatsu Lover up and see if it could be easily fixed. I tried pushing everything back inside the tunnel but yeah, nah. It was fucked.
“But maybe…” I thought, proceeding to try and ram my dick inside it again. Now it just felt like I was trying to penetrate a jumbled, dangling mess of condoms. Not the best. So hey, that’s the story of how Gokuatsu Lover broke after a few seconds of use. Pretty exciting stuff!
I kinda farted around wondering if it was even worth writing about this onahole considering I can’t offer any kind of proper review, but man. Gokuatsu Lover isn’t exactly cheap. This is around $50 on most sites before shipping, and after looking around it turns out someone else on Toy Demon had the same experience.
I’m sure we just had bad luck, but hmmmmmm. Maybe something to consider if you’re thinking about grabbing this one. On the flip side though, AnonymousD over at Onahole Review had no issues with his (aside from the outer rubber looking oddly wrinkled) and enjoyed the onahole a lot!
Personally I can only recommended it if you’ve got a prolapse fetish and don’t mind random chance.
Gokuatsu Lover
+ Good size and weight to it, the tunnel itself is almost 17cm long
+ Material feels nice
+ The squishy bulging gimmick probably looks cool
– Rough oily smell
– It broke as soon as I put my dick in there, RIP Goku
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Prolapse vagina lol
What a horror story, I had a pin sized hole in my Gokusai Uterus which ruined the whole thing for me.
Oh damn. The really small tears are often the worst, because it seems like those shouldn’t ruin the onahole… but they usually always do 🙁
Jesus, that looks painfull. Especially since that middle layer should add some firmness to the whole thing, jousing your dick into that sounds like trying to stab a concrete wall with it. Maybe those condoms you mentioned in the beginning are for this onahole?
In other news, I recently came into posession of this metal Waluigi coin https://i.imgur.com/euVN9rL.jpg?1
How many onaholes do you think I can buy with this? Which company should I buy em from? etc etc.
With sites like otonaJP and Toy Demon accepting Bitcoin, I think it’s time to request official support for Wahcoin. I think you could probably buy one of everything with that single coin!
Must be flattering to prolapse an onahole
Kinda! Until you realise doing so just prolapses your wallet too
We have an onahole that’s lasted over 1 year, but this didn’t even last 1 fap?
They seriously underestimated their fans
On a side note, I’ve spent the entire night loling at your reviews – you’re great
Wow, thanks for the kind words! Glad you enjoy them! :’)
I’ve seen so much prolapse in my hentai lately (god that sounds like that one old image macro… it’s more likely than you think!) that I feel like there’s definitely a huge market for this out there, somewhere. They might have awful luck too, though, and theirs wouldn’t prolapse.
RIP goku. it’s a shame the rubber seems to be unreliable, I actually like the look of the outside of this one from an artistic angle, i think it gets across the plump look nicely to have the top look kinda puffed out like that.
(unrelated: also oh my god that WAH COIN)
Haha, yeah. I really don’t mind prolapse when it’s handled… casually (???) There’s a *hyper dick* futa artist I especially love who sneaks it into everything and then it’s kind of forgotten by the next panel. It’s when prolapse is treated as a more violent/extreme detail thing that I start to cringe a bit.
I’d love to see an onahole attempt it on purpose just to see how they pull it off. Or… rather, out. =x
OMG <3 japanese toys from the tenga toys to the som rocket! I got rock hard only by seeing the pics 😀
Weird that it is the thrid most onahole on toydemon
*third most bought onahole