Product: School Girl Underwear Scent (女子校生のパンティの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: Otona-Sekai / Kanojo Toys* (Don’t do it!)

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Holy bucket of absolute hell-fuck, man. I know I’ve reviewed some bad smell fetish stuff before – and let’s be honest, most of it is – but JESUS.

Usually a poor bottle of this liquid merely fails to trigger whichever part of the brain can link imagination-fuelled scents with a folder full of visibly stinky anime girls. Like if the product is called something specific like ‘Smell of a College Girl’s Sweat Drenched Tank Top As She Kickflips Over a Puddle on the Footpath’, you’d try to imagine what that smells like.

So you snort the spray into your face aaaand… get hit with the smell of generic perfume or washing powder. Wow. Absolutely nothing exciting.

That’s a bad smell fetish product.

And then there’s School Girl Underwear Scent. A smell fetish release which is so far off the ‘bad’ chart it hits a new weaponized peak of being aggressively awful. This shit will fucking wreck you.

I genuinely want to know how Tamatoys decided this is what a high school girl’s panties smell like. Surely there’s a deeper backstory here that they just failed to mention, because NO WAY was it based on the concept of a high school girl actually wearing said panties at the time of bottling.

After just one quick spray, School Girl Underwear Scent immediately burns hard. The first time I was foolish enough to take a huge whiff and I’m fairly certain all my nostril hair got annihilated along the way. It’s a painful, eye-watering sting of bitterness and 100% uncut spite.

It’s horrendous.

I had to give it an appropriate label.

At best, maybe I could describe it as a truck full of harsh industrial strength cleaning products crashed into another truck full of yogurt and the accident wasn’t discovered for days. Who stumbled upon the scene of carnage? Why it was a high school girl and her underwear.

“What a crisis” she yells, before unfortunately slipping over in the mess and instantly evaporating upon contact. Only her clothes remain.

Weeks pass. The surrounding area has now completely decayed; the Earth itself is poisoned beyond repair. Suddenly a drunken man stumbles past the single piece of tape used to quarantined the crash site which reeks of death.

“I’m fuckin’ HORNY” he blurts out in the hope of someone dropping their pants in response. But there’s nobody.

“Sure wish… I could SMELL some high school girl’s PANTIES” the man smugly remarks, rapidly jiggling the front of his pants.

Suddenly, there it is – a filthy pair of panties just laying in the dirt alongside a school uniform. Could this really be his lucky day? He picks them up and places the toxic-soaked fabric firmly against his face, unaware of the burning sensation eating away at his skin. “This is it” he muffles, “the authentic smell of a high school girl’s underwear!”

He wanders off again, huffing in a mix of pleasure and pain. “EVERYONE’S GONNA BE SO JEALOUS”.

That man was the head of Tamatoys’ smell fetish division.

I’m keeping it just in case of home invasion.

But by far, the worst part about School Girl Underwear Scent is its ability to inflict a lasting headache mere seconds later. I’ve NEVER experienced anything like this with a smell fetish spray before. It’s almost impressive.

Every single time I tried this I was left feeling like my brain was desperately trying to escape by slowly throbbing its way out. All while my nose and eyes were on fire. No idea why I even tried a second time, let alone like fucking four.

Maybe School Girl Underwear Scent is just trying to teach a valuable life lesson…

School Girl Underwear Scent

+ You could probably use it as paint thinner

– NO

– NO!

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