Product: Frigging Girl (オナ娘)
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 230g
Retailers: Otona-Sekai / Kanojo Toys* / Toy Demon* / otonaJP / Motsu Toys*

– This product was provided by Motsu Toys for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

You awake from your slumber to the harsh siren-shrieks of a warning system. The noise is almost deafening even through the copious amount of blood streaming from your ears. This can only mean one thing – it’s officially lunch time at school.

“DEVILLED EGGS” you yell, pushing aside several students who had gathered over your body assuming the worst. One of them makes a Tim Allen-esque grunt as he trips backwards through the 87th floor window. It doesn’t faze you in the slightest.

“I need those devilled EGGS before they run out!”

This school is known for its unorthodox approach to education in a post Battle Royale world; grading students based entirely on how many devilled eggs they can obtain within the school grounds each day. Maths, science, none of that even matters anymore. Only thick mayonnaise-laced eggs.

Still slightly groggy, you’ve forgotten your bearings and take a wrong turn into an open classroom.

Suddenly, there she is…

Frigging Girl, just casually frigging away on a desk. Her soaked panties clearly exposing horny lines™ right before your eyes.

“Frig off!” she screams mid-moan, accidentally flicking various bodily juices across the room like a tidal wave.

Your brow furrows, “I don’t have time for this nonsense! Only devilled eggs!”

Just as you’re about to leave, Frigging Girl frigs a bit harder than before. “I’ve got your devilled eggs right here” she taunts, slipping her panties off. They hit the floor with a wet thud, cracking the very foundations of society itself. Her freshly exposed vagina pixels emit a blinding angelic light.

“Bullshit” you reply, already bolting down the hallway.

Meanwhile the classroom rapidly fills with devilled eggs shooting out from Frigging Girl. She sits upon them furiously frigging away at a dangerous pace, almost as if a portal to the egg dimension itself has been opened. You’re too late to notice and don’t have a chance to react.

The siren stops, signifying an end to today’s devilled egg challenge. Having obtained exactly zero devilled eggs, you find yourself on cleanup duty. Hundreds upon thousands of slimy, wretched devilled eggs fill the school grounds.

Frigging Girl takes home the unironic chicken dinner once again.

Frigging, huh?

frig

[frig]Slang: Vulgar.

verb (used with object), frigged, frig·ging.

– to copulate with.

– to take advantage of; victimize.

– to masturbate.

verb (used without object), frigged, frig·ging.

– to copulate.

– to masturbate.

Maybe it’s a location thing or something, but ‘frig’ to me has always been an invincible alternative to being able to say ‘fuck’ around your parents as a kid. Never really associated it with masturbating.

So Frigging Girl is basically ‘have sex with a masturbating girl’, I guess. Dodge her fingers like a mini-golf obstacle to get through.

From the theme to the actual onahole itself, this is an extremely basic release from Toy’s Heart. It’s one of the most ‘Toy’s Heart’ products Toy’s Heart have ever Toy’s Heart’d. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, buuuut it doesn’t really give me a whole lot to go on.

The design itself is exactly the same as countless other Toy’s Heart onaholes. Clearly this coin slot signature look works, yet… something different, please. At this point way too many of their products are almost impossible to tell apart before ramming your dick inside. Exactly like the old Coke vs. Pepsi taste tests.

Still, made from thick ‘Fine Cross’ material, Frigging Girl is an incredibly durable handful of fun. Right off the bat it feels like something that’ll last, as Fine Cross in particular is meant to take some punishment.

This is kinda essential, as the internal length is roughly four inches before stretching? Something like that. Definitely one of the more compact onaholes from Toy’s Heart in a while.

I can’t remember the point of this photo, maybe just to show off my pyjama pants again?

The tunnel itself promises two distinct halves, going from ‘high stimulation wrinkles’ to ‘soft fit vacuuming’ and uh, yep! That’s pretty much the case. Except the wrinkles part though, I dunno if that’s a word any sex toy company should ever use to describe their product.

Entering Frigging Girl is a breeze. That deceptively small entrance easily stretches open like a hot cock through butter. You’re immediately met with those thick ridges pressing into your head, no warm up here. Straight to the intense action.

There’s enough padding around the walls to deliver a good amount of pressure, so you’re absolutely going to feel every chunk roughly slide along your shaft. If you’re after some pure bursts of stimulation then Frigging Girl’s absolutely the place to be.

And I’m talking like straight up bullying tactics; I know it might sound silly when talking about a rubber vagina, but the overall effect is insanely artificial. You can’t exactly trick your brain here. Frigging Girl is some no-nonsense hard rubber notches eventually forcing your dick into submission.

The top half is a tad calmer, living up to the vacuum effect simply because you’re smashing into such a cramped spot. The tip of the onahole wraps over your head snugly to help lock you into place. Stay there long enough and you can feel the walls tighten up even further around your shaft.

It’s not exactly the nicest spot to cum into though; especially during that final swell. My natural instinct is to yank onaholes down as hard as possible when I cum, and doing that with Frigging Girl means shooting into an awkward tightly stretched rubber barrier. Basically seals you shut, you know?

But hey if you just want something that’ll get you off nice and quick, Frigging Girl’s not too bad. The stimulation is strong and very simple. Good if you’re absolutely bursting for a wank, but probably not so much if you’re looking for a longer sessions.

Frigging Girl’s just here to frig you the fuck up.

Frigging Girl

+ Sensibly priced
+ High stimulation design gets straight to the action
+ Very easy to clean and built to last

– The onahole itself (despite stretching) is still ultra cramped
– Sensation feels ‘fake’ as in you’re absolutely aware this is some cheap rubber grooves grinding over your dick. Really repetitive stuff
– Not great for more drawn out sessions

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