Review: Chibiman

Product: Chibiman (ちびまん)
Manufacturer: Magic Eyes x Ride Japan
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 245g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

With a name that sounds like something you’d find on a bootleg ‘1000-in-1’ Famicom cartridge, Chibiman represents a rare collaboration between two different onahole companies. Ride Japan and Magic Eyes got together for this one, and that’s pretty neat!

I mean, while it’s not even the first time these two have shaken dicks – having released Gucho Nure Monster Chimera a few years back – joint efforts like this are still surprising to see. Sure they both release rubber vaginas, but the difference between Magic Eyes and Ride Japan’s individual products couldn’t be greater.

Imagine if I dunno… McDonald’s and KFC teamed up for a hamburger. Flawless analogy time. :okhand:

On the left you’ve got the Quarter Pounder and KFC’s Double Tender on the right.

I feel like no matter what, you know exactly what you’re going to get with a Quarter Pounder – aside from maybe diarrhea – before even opening the box. That’s basically a Magic Eyes onahole. It’s gonna be beefy and a lot of people will end up chucking out the pickle (lube packet).

Then you’ve got the KFC burger which already looks like someone fuckin’ sat on it. Jesus, the lettuce isn’t even between the bloody bun. That’s Ride Japan. I think? The Double Tender’s cheap and resembles a physical manifestation of crippling depressi-

Holy shit what the fuck is this. See this is like Ride Japan because it might look pretty sad and empty but you know it’ll do the job. That’s about it though. The absolute bare minimum, and you’ll likely finish with some immediate self-reflecting regret.

PUT ‘EM TOGETHER THOUGH, WHADDYA GET?

That’s right. Chibiman.

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Look honestly, this entire bit fell apart the second I woke up with a rough idea around 3am and left a reminder on my phone that just said ‘compar birgers for review itll be good’.

At least the hideous KFC sauce ended up leaving a permanent stain on the onahole and I got a death stare from someone walking by. That’s something.

Wow yeah, Chibiman! This is an extremely budget-friendly release (as low as $13 USD on Kanojo Toys*) which seems a tad odd for the effort of a crossover, but hey.

The packaging is bright and clean, featuring that classic anime schoolgirl trope of ‘looking worried while sitting on some steps which don’t go anywhere’.

Inside you’ll find the onahole (phew) and a sample packet of Magic Eyes’ lube. Simple.

While I’m not sure exactly what each company contributed to the design, this pink material is totally Ride Japan’s usual stuff. It has the same initial smell of a destruction derby and feels very light and fluffy to the touch.

Given the random notches all over it and a fairly detailed entrance, I’d say Magic Eyes handled the visual aspect.

From the above cross-section, Chibiman seems to be packing a lot of variety inside its squishy walls. Just look at those… bendy straws? Sure enough, they’re a fantastic start to the tunnel.

Getting inside, there’s a huge assault of pressure right off the bat thanks to these two massive strands winding their way down. They create an incredibly tight space for your head to forcibly spread apart. Plus they’re textured in a fairly erratic way, so you get all sorts of stimulation scraping past the glans.

As you push further inside those strands begin to tangle around your shaft nicely, and wow it feels great when they end up hugging different parts of your dick with each thrust.

Do you remember that scene in Harry Potter and The One of Those Movies Maybe the Second One where Harry and Weasels crashed their car into a tree which beat the shit out of them? I bet this is what having sex with the roots of that tree would feel like.

For a few minutes at least.

See this tight gripping sensation would be incredible if the onahole could keep it up (heh), but sadly Ride Japan’s cheaper material simply lacks the required elasticity. After a while I noticed the walls were no longer pushing back; Chibiman loosens up mid-wank and takes longer and longer to regain its initial strength.

You’ll still get a decent rub, but the initial burst of pleasure tends to fade. For more fast-paced masturbation this can result in serious repetition. A few times there I think my dick got confused about the level of tightness dropping and just went to sleep.

There’s no real punch at the end zone either, just an open space littered with weak nubs. The soft material at least means you can really smash into it or store valuables down there, I dunno.

Still, Chibiman’s fairly decent given the low price. I don’t think it’s trying to be anything particularly special in the first place, which again makes the collaboration seem wasted. I’d love to see Magic Eyes and Ride Japan make some elaborate hulking beast of an onahole, not the fuckable equivalent of a KFC Double Tender.

Chibiman might be good if you’re looking to add something cheap n’ simple to your collection for the sake of variety, but I wouldn’t recommend it as your primary onahole.

Another $10 or so and you could buy a whole heap of more appealing options.

Chibiman

+ It’s cheap!
+ Soft and squishy material makes it very accommodating
+ Excellent thick strands to stimulate your head and shaft (to begin with)

– The tunnel gets loose during use and dulls that initial sense of pressure
– Gets repetitive and boring the longer you’re wanking with it
– Nothing special, especially considering it was developed by two companies

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