Review: KYO Piston

Product: KYO Piston
Manufacturer: Motsu Toys
Measurements: length – 31cm
Retailers: Motsu Toys*

– This product was provided by Motsu Toys for masturbation review purposes
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Okay so I swear this’ll be somewhat relevant, but I need to share a story with you all. Gather ’round for what was my first – and last – experience with a ‘pink salon’.

We’ve gotta go all the way back to early 2011 for this, just a month or so before the Nintendo 3DS launched. Back then I wrote for a local video game site (RIP Aussie-Nintendo), still completely certain I’d found my niche. Aside from attending PR circle-jerks for free party pies and booze, my first big authentic video game journalist™ opportunity arrived in the form of going to Japan to cover some 3DS preview event stuff.

“This’ll really look good for the site” I thought, writing about my impressions of the glasses-free 3D tits in Dead or Alive Dimensions.

I legitimately had no idea onaholes even existed in 2011, but man… sure wish I did. Horny as fuck yet broke as shit towards the end of the trip, I ended up setting foot in ‘Jan Jan’ – arguably Tokyo’s cheapest blowjob bar. Or pink salons as they’re known, because sure. That sounds a bit nicer.

Having read various impressions online, I figured my rock-bottom expectations were all set. “Everyone is really old there” was a common complaint. “Ancient!” Look, whatever. I just wanted my dick sucked. Anything other than another toss in the cramped capsule hotel. I didn’t care. Let me experience this tourist attraction.

Still, despite the dimly lit room complete with restaurant-style booths, I really wasn’t prepared for how ‘open’ the establishment was. And by that I mean you could pretty easily see other clients getting slobbered on. It threw me off a bit, and I suddenly found myself having some last second regrets as the backing dance beats couldn’t drown everything else out. Stage freight, you know?

Whoops, no time! After a very brief introduction with someone I could barely see – plus a free cup of green tea – the pants were off and I was panicking at half-mast.

It didn’t matter. Within seconds it was like an elephant’s trunk trying to inhale an imaginary peanut from the deepest depths of my urethra during a tornado. The sheer noise alone was almost demonic. I’d never experienced such an intense death wish of a blowjob. Amazing stuff. My fingers were basically fused with the seat.

I remember not even being able to pinpoint the exact moment I came – as it felt like a continuous orgasm the whole way – but I left that place as if I’d had some kind of spiritual awakening. Dazed and confused, yet oddly hyper alert to my pelvis having turned to jelly.

… Which brings us to today’s review, the KYO Piston.

This beast is Motsu Toys’ flagship product for 2018, following last year’s KYO Torso. I’ve been incredibly impressed by the KYO range so far, and now we’ve got a full on motor-powered sex machine.

A really quick way to sum the KYO Piston up (after an opening four hundred paragraphs) is the sloppiest, most relentlessly aggressive robot blowjob ever. We’re talking like, a sex toy revolving around the long-overdue futuristic fantasy of face-fucking an android from the year 2000. Except it’s set to ‘kill’ mode.

It’s the closest experience I’ve had to whatever the fuck went on in that pink salon all those years ago. KYO Piston will absolutely annihilate your cock with barely any effort required on your part.

The dream.

So to start off, the concept behind KYO Piston itself is nothing new. Motorised masturbators like this have been around for a while, popularised by Rends’ range of Vorze Cyclone dick-crushers.

The big difference here is the price. Whereas a Vorze Cyclone SA will set you back around €290 for the base unit, the KYO Piston comes in at €129.95 – and that includes an actual sleeve.

Motsu Toys have essentially got this down to less than half the price of the competition.

For review purposes I was provided with all three sleeve / ‘Piston Cup’ options (the actual rubber bits you’ll fuck inside the machine). Every unit comes with a vagina one, but there are also anal and oral versions which can be purchased separately.

I’ll be focusing on ye olde default vagina here, as I honestly don’t feel there’s too much difference between them. More on that later though.

This is the Piston Cup which comes with the unit.

Initial impressions? KYO Piston is a big boy. The shiny piano black unit is just over 30cm in total, but thankfully lightweight. Entirely possible to grip one-handed during use as it’s shaking around.

I do wish they’d used a matte finish on the plastic though. It’s an absolute fingerprint magnet, and there’s nothing more devastating than being able to see your orgasm-face reflection in the machine under a smudged layer of lube, pre-cum, sweat and god knows what else was all over your hand.

Aside from that, it’s a cool looking bit of tech!

Tiiiime to put it all together. Opening it up to insert or remove the sleeve is pretty basic stuff. There’s a button near the top which unclips everything, and then inside you’ll find all sorts of space-age technology.

Then grab your very wobbly Piston Cup (I’m just gonna keep calling ’em sleeves) and plop it into place.

Like that. Then just uh, put the chamber bit back down, slide the lock on so the sleeve doesn’t fly around all over the place, and close the thinga-ma-jig back up. Very good.

There’s an instruction manual, don’t worry.

After you’ve done this the first time you’ll be able to impress friends and family with your speed; that university Bachelor’s degree in Robotics is guaranteed.

Already fun times.

After some initial battery charging and awkwardly fingering some lube around the entrance, it was time to trust KYO Piston with my life… penis.

Oh yeah, it comes with a European power plug, but the device accepts universal voltage and didn’t blow up my apartment. That’s always a plus.

Admittedly it was a tad terrifying at first. Fumbling around, I’d set things to maximum pump-action speed without realising it didn’t need to be that intense. I slipped my dick inside and almost immediately got bent into a shaft staircase. Fuck. Important lesson – apply more lube than usual.

After pulling out to blob some more lube inside and mess with the settings, I found a much more comfortable starting point.

The KYO Piston features six different stimulation patterns in which the motors will tug and massage your penis in various ways, along with three speed settings for each one. I’d recommend starting each session at the slowest speed (what it normally boots up on) but hey.

In motion, this is less about any texture-work inside the sleeve and more about the actual motor thrusting away on your cock. You may need to channel surf through the different patterns to find the right one, but once you get into that zone… holy shit.

There’s one option in here which legitimately feels like a tongue constantly flicking around your head, catching the frenulum every time. All while your shaft is gently pulled in a lengthy motion before stopping to yank back up. It’s the most insane robot-ass deepthroat effect ever, I can’t believe it.

You don’t even need to do anything; just hold the device in place and it’ll vibrate and jiggle around doing its thing. At one point I tried gripping it with my thighs as I sat in front of the computer to free up both hands – like I was getting a blowjob under the desk yeah – but it ended up launching off and made a grand old mess. Good times.

Better yet, there’s a self-heating function.

“I can do that”

Hit that top button and you’ll get a nice red light to go with all the green, along with an almost instant jump in temperature. Motsu Toys say it gets to 38 degrees Celsius (about 100 degrees Fahrenheit). Whatever it is, the tunnel gets incredibly comfy and just further enhances the feeling of a warm drooling mouth doing laps on your crotch.

Being able to mess with the speed helps a lot, too. I absolutely fucking love edging with the KYO Piston, making the motor gradually pump harder and faster, only to slow it back down again and repeat the process. It’s possible to just melt away an hour or so before building up a god damn nuclear blast of an orgasm.

Then on the flip side, using this thing on its most violent stimulation pattern at the fastest speed for too long would finish me off quicker than my brain could even process. Straight up vacuum cleaner comin’ for that cum.

Being able to cycle through this level of intensity sure is nice though. And if you really wanna go all-out, a single charge of the battery lasts around two hours. I mean, not that I managed that in a single session – because I’d probably end up falling asleep and potentially waking up with something missing – but I got a few rounds in before needing to plug it in.

Recharging the battery takes roughly three hours.

The only thing is… I feel like you can experience everything the KYO Piston has to offer with its default ‘vaginal’ sleeve. And to me, it’s 100% a sloppy blowjob sensation. Doesn’t matter what stimulation pattern you’ve got the motors on, this is totally a robot mouth.

I tried the dedicated blowjob sleeve, but seriously couldn’t tell the difference. And then there’s the anal sleeve, which again felt exactly the same in motion. Just a tad tighter.

Actually if anything, the anal sleeve ended up stressing out the motor and jamming it every now and then. I think my dick was rubbing against the wall more often which triggers the motor to stall? In that case I really wouldn’t suggest the anal one if you’ve got a thick shaft; it might just clog non-stop.

It’s not a problem that the included sleeve is the best of the three, but there’s very little variety should you get bored with hyperactive head.

Aside from that, the rubber sleeve is surprisingly easy to clean. Just flush it out with water and leave it to dry. I thought there might be an issue with lube getting trapped at the end (and there’s no way you can dig a finger around in there) but nah. No drama so far.

The machine itself can end up looking really messy though. I’ve tried my best to gently wipe it down, but there are micro-scratches all over the plastic and they reeeaally show in all their glossy glory. Like I said, would have preferred a matte finish to at least hide some of that stuff. Especially when you get ya stringy cum fingers all over it.

But yeah, wow. Very pleased with this big ol’ robotic blowjob tube. The KYO line continues to impress considering its price. Whenever I miss Japan, I can just set this beast to max speed and relive the soul-sucking memories.

If a really messy, warm wank where you don’t even have to bother stroking yourself sounds appealing, you might like this one. Being able to just hold it in place and slowly pump away is fantastic. Just don’t expect much variety in the stimulation, as the tugging motion of the motors can really only do so much.

KYO Piston

+ Feels like one hell of an incredible futuristic blowjob
+ Good price compared to similar machines
+ The heating function is pure bliss
+ Comes with everything you need in the base package
+ Battery lasts a long time on a single charge
+ Variety of speeds and patterns; buttons are easy to press mid-toss

– Stimulation can become repetitive and lacks a real sense of tightness
– The motor is still fairly loud. Can’t try and hide this one as a stealth wank
– Motor can also ‘stall’ on rare occasions and takes a second or two to start pumping again
– The glossy plastic gets kinda gross looking by the time you’re done
– The two optional sleeves (‘anal’ and ‘blowjob’) don’t seem to offer any big differences over the default ‘vagina’ one

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