Review: Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA

Product: Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA (激フェラ バキューム AIKA)
Manufacturer:
 NPG
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 380g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Otona-Sekai / Toy Demon*

– This product was provided by Motsu Toys for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

It’s a question as old as time itself, but really, how many rubber body parts based on a real person is too many? 

At what point could it be considered weird that you’ve amassed a collection of dick sleeve replicas that might one day join together and create a giant, wobbly inanimate clone of an actual human? Perhaps we’ll never know until it’s too late, and everyone is just quietly replaced with onahole mannequins which queef out the Halo theme song in a light breeze.

Oh well, whatever. For now I’m happy to say I’ve got AIKA’s vagina and mouth in my cupboard. Wait no, put that phone dow-

Last year I reviewed NPG’s Meiki no Saigen Marugoto: AIKA and absolutely loved it. Seriously what an amazing onahole, holy shit. I even had to update the review months later because I found myself constantly using it loooong after my initial impression resulted in “it’s okay”.

But while that one was part of NPG’s premium-priced range of ‘realistic’ onaholes, this one very much… isn’t. Here’s Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA.

Already I’m left to PONDER the backstory of this packaging. Is that Minecraft-fuckin’-Steve’s dick in AIKA’s mouth or what? Why is she being engulfed in flames? How did NPG think showing multiple photos of fake cum all over her tongue would be appealing?

No time for thinkin’ though, just erections. Let’s open up this surprisingly heavy box.

Yo, is that a bonus display stand?

Falcon nice.

Alright, so NPG have included a generous supply of lube here! There’s an odd yellow-ish tint to it and some kinda ocean fresh scent though.

Maybe they wanna help fuel the fantasy of face-fucking AIKA after about fifty fishermen have all muttered the letter F? I don’t know, I’m not a JAV director.

Either way this might just be the worst lube I’ve ever encountered. This stuff is INSANELY thick to the point where it doesn’t even come out of the bloody squeeze bottle. I thought it’d gone off or something at first (especially with the smell and colour) but nah, just about every review on Amazon.jp mentions the same problem.

You’ve gotta unscrew the lid to gain access to this super glue, and by that point it’s almost entirely pointless for onahole use.

 

 

So the lube is pretty shit, what about the actual onahole?

How well have NPG captured AIKA’s mouth on a budgeeeeee

-eeEEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGH?

I mean, I get it. They’re going for that extreme dick-sucking look – the whole ‘vacuum’ part – and such a technique involves consuming your own cheeks. Personally I thought the design was goofy as hell, but it really does look a lot better when wrapped around your dick.

Aside from that, the material has an unpleasant greasy feel to it initially, but that fades after the first wash.

“Eehehhehuhhuehuehuhghhue, check this out”

At least Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA has an impressive tongue that everyone can enjoy.

Since that gob is so GAPING, getting lube around the entrance can be a tad tricky. I’d suggest smearing a bit around the lips, as if you’re winding a clock for your cock. Make sure to ask your neighbours for the time.

You might be met with some clumsy resistence at first; fighting with the onahole’s massively thick tongue should theoretically be a religious experience for the ages, but it’s not. NPG have curved it in a way that’s meant to cup around your shaft, however a lot of the time I just found my head smashing into it like a sticky wall.

And that seems to be a common theme with the stimulation in Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA. Sticky. The inner material feels like a tight mass of half-melted candy. Even the front teeth are just little soft notches to slide over.

It’s clear NPG tried to offer a fair bit of variety with different textures all over the joint, but I found it incredibly difficult to tell anything apart. The tunnel is a narrow, suffocating blob. No surprises – nothing to catch under your head or offer any solid sense of feedback. Before you know it you’re hitting the end of AIKA’s throat and you’re met with smooth mush.

♫ Smoooooth Mush FM ♫

But shit, it’s not all bad. After a few minutes of thrusting, Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA really starts to deliver on that whole ‘vacuum’ thing. Might be a result of the lube simply starting to dry out? Who knows. Give it a while and this onahole tries to suck the tip of your dick right off.

The suction effect is great, and it definitely looks the part. Those already sunken cheeks cave in even further, the lips clamp down on your shaft. It’s as if you’re role-playing as a bowl of fuckin’ noodles. The dream.

Really though, there isn’t much to Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA. The sensation is squishy and tight, but doesn’t feel much like a blowjob. A lot of the time it’s just stabbing your dick into a vague wall of rubber until whoops, sperm has arrived.

(I’ve included a video in the spoiler below but didn’t start recording until I’d been aimlessly slamming it on my shaft for a while, so by that point it’d kinda gotten good).

Also NPG come on, man. You’ve got the rights to make onaholes based on the bronzed beauty AIKA, yet this is the second time without giving the rubber a matching spray tan.

Neo Pocket… Geo.

Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA

+ Good durability
+ Builds up a nice suction effect after a while
+ Comes with a big bottle of lube

– Except the lube is dreadful :’)
– Tunnel is short and way too tight without really offering any proper stimulation
– It all blends together

– Looks a bit terrifying at times?


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30 thoughts on “Review: Geki-Fera Vacuum AIKA”

  1. Hey everyone! My apologies for vanishing forever for the 100th time. 🙁

    Some family stuff went down, and I just got out of a relationship (those two things aren’t related I swear!) So I tend to go offline while trying to get my shit together~ I’ll be replying to older comments and emails shortly even though I probably seem like a huge cunt for ignoring everyone for weeks on end.

    Next few reviews will be for some older stuff. I just wanna get content out there honestly. Right now I can’t afford any brand new release products, but hopefully soon.

    Also two competitions soon-ish! 🙂 (Again, just making sure I’ve got enough saved up to cover postage etc.)

    Thank you for sticking around!

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  2. Sorry to hear about the shit Lance but don’t worry, the rubber clones will always be there for us. “It was the realistic Cyberskin(TM) pussy and ass that finally drove a wedge between us.” Speaking of which, don’t mean to sound too much of an asshole; just hoping you’re keeping your chin up buddy. Just as long as you can keep up other parts of your anato… THAT’S ENOUGH CONSOLATION THANK YOU!!

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  3. As for the soft, squidgy matter at [your] hand- god I love that girl. OK so I’ve only ever seen her in anything the one time but she had a real knack for the role which really turned me on. LOVE that ganguroanglandularfever look too. The chavs of Japan really speak to me, you know?
    That lube tho! Did you try it at all? Looks very much like it’s supposed to be in one of their pr0nz. You know, like seven gallons of the stuff all over the girl’s face but makes me wonder if it improves as it heats up or whatever?
    Part of me (my dick) really wants to try this one, and not just because of the mega hott celebrity endorsement. If I could just get past the fact it looks like a demonic enemy thing out of the Persona series…

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    • I haven’t, sadly! Fleshlights are too expensive for me to take the gamble on.

      From what I can tell they seem to have less variety in the stimulation compared to an onahole, but they look *much* more durable.

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  4. Glad you’re back in the game. Miss your humor and openness when talking about such a touchy subject as male sex toys.

    Remember, relationships can be temporary, but onaholes are forever.

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  5. Man I’ve been hoping another video would pop up! Was well worth the wait holy shit dude haha. Feel weird saying this but incase nobody’s told ya..you got a perfect looking dick, for real.

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  6. I can no longer tell if I am looking forward to these reviews more for your humor or more to see you testing out the merchandise. Further testing will be necessary, it seems.

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  7. Sorry about the family/relationship troubles man, we’re here for ya, don’t worry if you need to take a break.

    That lube though. WOW. So, my lube of choice as a size royal with a bunch of massive silicon cocks is currently Bad Dragon’s cumlube (clear) and that stuff is pretty thick and stringy, right? It’s got the same kinda film n’ drip effect you can see in the videos you took. The lube that comes with this though is a whole new level of T H I C C, it’s just coming out in gobs and wads and I’m convinced it’d be classified as a non-Newtonian fluid were a scientist to try and describe such a thing.

    I think the thickness is supposed to add to the vacuum effect, though I’m not sure how well it works. Looking at how solid and gooey it is I think it’d be ideal for anal play, but idk about the longevity or slickness of it. Might be worth testing out with other toys if it doesn’t eventually fossilize and trap insects inside it like a chunk of prehistoric amber (maybe that’s what the yellowish tint is about!)

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  8. I have the beroteka one (cause that tongue sticking out really rubs your balls nicely). It’s starting to lose out to The Mouth of Truth Peroin so… yeah….

    but that lube is actually really good. i only needed a pea sized drop to get things going and it lasted me a while… That lube is why I like using thick lube now (my favorite being thick puni ana juice). but the main gimmick of that is so it looks like she has cum on her… make of that what you will, but imagine it as that she sucked me off and still wants more…

    never did try the others (and aika looks like she’s really freaky) so idk, might try this one. that’s if i can ever stop using peroin for all my BJ play…

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    • Whoa, thank you! I’d like to try some full body shots and stuff soon. Just gotta work on my confidence some more. =x

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