Well, Halloween itself has been and gone almost one billion days ago, but let’s pretend this went up on the 31st like I’d initially planned!
Huge thanks to everyone who entered! I’m always completely blown away by these competitions, man.
I think for future drawing-related ones I’ll try and save up for multiple prizes instead of just one big prize pack, because I kinda feel bad seeing the amazing work you all put in just for some niche onahole blog hidden in the back of the internet’s cupboard. (That said Mostu Toys have already kindly offered a cool prize for the next one, so look forward to that!)
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Winner: MonSuu
Congratulations to MonSuu! The ‘Sexthulhu’ sounds pretty amazing; I can just imagine how squirmy it’d be! This feels like something that Magic Eyes would have even made back when they were in their ‘grotesque looking monster blobs’ phase for onahole designs. I miss old Magic Eyes. 🙁
Drynix
The first is the pumpkin blower! This is a orange blowjob onahole in the shape of a pumpkin. However it has a hidden feature that if your dick reaches deep enough to the back of the onahole you can hit a lil pressure switch. This switch will toggle the lights in the eyes of the pumpkin causing it to glow in an earily orange light! Great for fapping in the dark for the true halloween feel!
Drynix
The second is the magical witch’s infinite vagina. Now this one requires a bit more explanation. There is a technique called the infinite vagina in which you make a fist with both hands and alternate entering them as if you were to masturbate. This way you get the feeling of infinitely entering a vagina instead of going back and forth. I expanded upon this idea and made an onahole out of it. This is a mechanical onahole with 4 (or maybe more) belts with different textures on them. The belts rotate in one direction so if you insert yourself and then turn this thing on it will keep going and going and going past your glans and penis. As if infinitely entering the vagina of this magical girl!
Chris
Multiple Birds
Multiple Birds
Tangential Tony
(Holy crap, wow!)
Sabre
“What if instead of getting your trick from the Witch this Halloween, you decided you wanted a treat from her cat instead? Welp this is the onahole for all 3 of you fellas! The tail extents the length of the onahole so that even you longer guys aren’t left out of the fun.”
HMG
therealgundam
Hatouli
MonSuu
Tana
GalanDun
( Twitter / DeviantArt )
I’ve designed a novelty onahole based on the concept of the “fleshlight” but with a linear-induction flashlight added on the other end. The outsides are soft, but with a gradient between the orange of the pumpkin and the white of the ghost at the other end.In short, it’s a Jack-O-Lantern-themed onaholethat lights up when you fuck it. I’ve also designed the tunnel to be like pumpkin internals, with loose, sloppy folds that resemble pumpkin seeds and a porous, stiff-ish tongue to resemble the pumpkin flesh. I call it the Jack-And-Lantern, or the Candleflesh Fucklight. In order to prevent electrocution, there’s a separate chamber for the flashlight portion contained in plastic, and there is a black plastic plate between the tunnel and the flashlight just in case the user fucks it hard enough to break the rubber.
Daniel
Daniel
Marco M
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(Someone please hire Marco M to design onaholes for real, seriously)
Thanks again, everyone!
Man… I’m not sure how you picked a winner… so many good options… Also Marco secretly working in the business already(What a twist)!
Hotdog! These are sooooo AMAZING!! The 3D render by Marco M is top tier, seriously.
Virgin Witch Vagina is sufficiently hilarious – there’s this one ‘virgin’ onahole that apparently leaks red upon first use that I’ve curiously considered purchasing, but… ultimately is such a strange gimmick worth it?
Sexthulhu is probably the best onahole name ever conceived so I’m grateful for its existence.
I’m so glad this contest had such a turnout, it was a lot of fun. Looking forward to the next one!
Some of these are so great, I could see them being released as weird novelty toys. The Jack-and-Lantern reminds me a bit of that (actual, real life, purchaseable) clitoral vibe alarm clock in that “Why would you need this but also it’s kind of genius?” category.
A cthulu onahole… I feel like someday when silicon penetrables become more popular in the West, we’ll get something like this, if we don’t have one already. Looks like something Bad Dragon or Frisky Beast would make. (Will def. cost more than your average onahole, though.)