Review: Tight Innocent Pussy HARD Edition

Product: Tight Innocent Pussy: HARD Edition (純潔のミツツボ ハード)
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 230g
Retailers: otonaJP / Toy Demon* / Otona-Sekai / J-List* / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by Toy’s Heart for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Glass shatters all over as an onahole comes hurtling in through the window. It proceeds to bounce around the room with enough force to dent walls – putting the entire building’s structural integrity in jeopardy – before landing with a wet thud.

“DONE” someone screams from the parking lot outside; multiple car alarms are going off.

The manager of Toy’s Heart gets up from what’s left of their desk, wiping off jagged fragments of glass and skin as they proceed to pick up the oddly weaponized anime-pussy. “Mmm yes, good work lads. Looks like you could put a dick in here. What’s the name of this one?”

“DUNNO” the voice from before replies, “JUST USE THE RANDOM NAME GENERATOR OR SOMETHING”.

Mere seconds later an enormous beige beast of 1980s technology is wheeled into the office by an elite team of bodybuilders. ‘Eroti-cizor 2000’ is engraved above its buzzing monitor. With a quick thrust, the new onahole is shoved into its floppy drive. The lights dim (worldwide) as Eroti-cizor 2000 does its thing.

Within just weeks, a list of potential names is shot out of the machine in an explosion of printer ink. Unfortunately though, only a small handful of words are programmed into its database.

• Biggest Small Vagina: Anal Version
• Pure Slut Virgin Slut
• Teenage School Girl Grandma
• Tight Innocent Pussy: HARD Edition

“I’m BORED and we’ve released several hundred onaholes which already sound like these” Toy’s Heart’s manager yells. “Pure Slut Virgin Slut was a classic… right?”

The nearby janitor shakes his head angrily.

So to be fair, Tight Innocent Pussy originally came out a bajillion years ago, back before every second onahole had the same combination of words in its name. Due to its continued popularity on the market, Toy’s Heart went ahead and introduced a HARD Edition in 2018.

I haven’t tried the original one, but I can’t pass up diving head first into its tougher option. Having a review copy probably helps too.

Visually it’s… yeah. That’s the generic Toy’s Heart design alright, but even here you can see where the ‘tight’ part comes into play. Man this thing is rockin’ an absolutely tiny entry point. It’s like they drilled it out with a frozen pea and nobody even dared question the design process.

Plus it really does feel like a nice solid lump. Bit on the smaller side of things, but by this point that’s never really a concern with Toy’s Heart stuff. All their material is built to bulge.

I was genuinely excited as fuck to see if it’d snap my shaft in half trying to squeeze into the entry. I think.

Oh yeah, the flat base means you can stand it up too. Pretty handy for when you’ve put the lube in but need a second to find the perfect image of Thomas the Tank Engine to wank to. That lube ain’t spillin’ out nowhere.

And if someone bursts into your room unexpectedly? No worries, just pretend it’s a rubber drinking cup or something. “Oh, no. I don’t like to wear pants while I sip my drink” you can say, casually leaking a bit of pre.

So popping into Tight Innocent Pussy: HARD Edition is about as nice as I’d hyped my erection up for. There’s a lot of padding around the opening and the chunkier material used here ends up tightly clasping over your head without getting uncomfortable. You don’t even need to struggle with it; the hole just stretches open with ease while still delivering a solid jolt of stimulation. Incredibly satisfying start.

From there it’s mooostly just an even run of ribbing. Nothing fancy enough to feel any individual part scrap down your shaft, but it works nicely for a steady amount of feedback. They’ve placed two raised bumps towards the end though and that’s some GOOD SHIT if they catch the underside of your head just right.

I really love slowing down over this part after a few hard thrusts; let it drag across there. Mmm, ya get the dick tingles™.

But it’d be nice if those bumps were a bit bigger, as a lot of the time they just get pushed out-of-the-way or the lube tends to dull their impact. Oh well.

Finally, the end point of Tight Innocent Pussy: HARD Edition tries to simulate a uterus, and uh… I think the onahole’s overall size is just too small for this to work. Maybe it’s supposed to cap over your head, but it ends up feeling like you hit a dead-end like usual and proceed to stretch things the fuck out.

Feels great to pump a load directly into it with the onahole pulled right down over your dick though. No worries of it restricting the flow or anything (it can happen with some smaller onaholes and it’s a world of nightmare pain).

But yeah, nah. Tight Innocent Pussy: HARD Edition is fine. Not amazing, but there’s nothing exactly bad about it either. You’ll get a decent wank from it. The tough Virgin Skin material is incredibly easy to keep clean too.

I’ve found myself reaching for this one a fair bit just because the cleaning and drying process afterwards is dead simple and I can be a lazy shit.

Love how it’s called HEAD Edition in this promo image.

Given the low price point this retails for (except J-List looool), this might even be a good place to start if you’re new to onaholes. Average stimulation to get a nice feel for what your dick wants more of, and no stress with the cleaning process.

If you’re over say maaaaybe seven inches though, you might be shit out of luck with this one. It’s designed to stretch, but at that point I imagine it’ll just feel clumsy more than anything. Perhaps the original softer version might work better?

Two videos below, one where I tried to pull out in time and the other where you get the full terrifying experience of me cumming into the onahole while incredibly horny with morning wood AND incredibly tired, so it just falls to the floor and the whole thing’s a mess. :’)

Tight Innocent Pussy: HARD Edition

+ The entry point is an absolute joy
+ Decent all-round stimulation. Not too hard (or tight) once you get going, but it feels ooookay!
+ Low price
+ Strong build quality

– The tunnel itself is on the short side
– No variety
– Can get pretty dull during longer sessions

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