Review: ONDO! NUPU

Product: ONDO! NUPU (ＯＮＤＯ！ ＮＵＰＵ ヌプ )
Manufacturer: ONDO!
Measurements: length – 19cm, weight – 460g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by Motsu Toys* for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Imagine you’re at a restaurant yeah, and it’s the last day before an impending meteorite (which just so happens to be a single LEGO brick which fell out of Neil Armstrong’s spacesuit pocket in 1969) finally annihilates planet Earth. They’ve just like completely run out of shit on the menu except for lasagna and chocolate ice cream.

“I like both these things” you tell the waiter, who shrugs sincerely. But now there’s a new dilemma. With all life as we know it potentially ending any second, which delightful option do you go for first? What if you don’t have time for the other? It’s not like you can realistically enjoy both of these things together. Completely impossible.

“Now this is what I call a real crisis” you joke, jabbing the waiter in the ribs with a fork.

“Fuck off” he replies. You both laugh as a blinding wall of fire sweeps across the sky.

Now replace that exact relatable situation with the tricky world of sexual sex. Vagina or mouth? Both good. Bit tricky to switch between them at any given moment though, and you certainly can’t jam your dick in both at the same time.

I mean, I hope not.

But don’t worry, that’s where the ONDO! NUPU comes in. This is an open-ended onahole where one entry point is shaped like a mouth and the other’s a vagina. So you go in one side and come out the other; just like one of my Japanese animes.

And while this concept isn’t new by any means (Amazon is flooded with clown-grade bootleg shit like it), ONDO!’s work here might just be the highest quality version so far. Not only does each side look the part, they’ve put a crazy amount of effort to make sure each side feels completely different too.

In fact, the internal design is damn impressive considering the budget price point.

Before we get into that though, let’s crack out the classic cat bedspread and…

Ah, that’s the stuff.

First off, ONDO! NUPU is a pretty lengthy human centipede-esque thing measuring in at 19cm. Despite that it feels really solid to hold in one hand. There’s no floppin’ about here, and it’s pleasantly smooth to the touch.

Also I do kinda appreciate ONDO! going as far as branding their own sample packets of lube. I’d be proud too if my name ended with an exclamation mark I guess.

Here’s the mouth end, rocking a nice pink set of lips made from softer material.

Inside there’s some plastic front teeth, a CHUNKY flexible tongue, ribbing along the roof of the mouth and even the ol’ dingle dangle at the back of its throat. Just here alone the detail is on par with something like Magic Eyes’ Mouth of Truth. 

On the other end we’ve got… another set of soft pink lips! My shithouse photo skills didn’t really pick it up, but there’s even little pubic bumps dotted all over this side. Don’t think too much about it. ONDO! seriously went all out.

Spreadin’ it open and… fuck man, look at that. By this point I probably didn’t even need any lube. I was floodin’ my pants with pre-cum just thinking about how that ultra crush point in there would feel. Some onaholes just make me instantly hard as diamonds from the antipcation alone, and ONDO! NUPU sure got me goin’ full on Swarovski.

Oh yeah, almost ‘shopped Kaori from Akira in there, but then I’d have to cry.

So the beauty of an onahole like this is that you can turn it around and change the sensation at any time, or simply demolish your way right out the other end to get the full combo meal deal. I quickly found out I vastly prefer going in the vagina and letting the teeth scrape my head during that final swell, but I’ll try to break it down!

Goin’ in vagina first:

Hooooly shit. There’s an immediate wave of pleasure across your head as you push through the soft opening; a soft… somewhat calming (?) slide. Probably exactly like getting a BIG handjob embrace from Mother Nature and her hands are made of muddy tornadoes or something. Real premium mud, you know?

A small series of bumps guide you towards four massive chunks held tightly into place with a thick rubber rings embedded in the onahole’s design. That was a sentence. Seriously, there are two cock rings on either end to increase pressure. It’s wild.

Popping through the mid-section is basically guaranteed to flick against your frenulum no matter which way you’re holding the onahole. It’s an incredibly addictive burst of stimulation squeezing through here with a tonne of suction. I tend to find myself stroking my head just on this part and forgetting the rest.

But after that you hit the mouth half, where you’ll grind past two large ribbed notches which make up the back of the throat. Better write this down, I’m sure it’ll come up in a test somewhere.

And yeah, like before this section is enhanced by a rubber ring. It’s tight, but not in an overwhelmingly aggressive kinda way. Just real comfy shit. So now at this point you’ve got both rings pressing into your shaft with a whole grab bag of stimulation happening.

If you can get all the way through it’s a bit surreal seeing your head poke out of a mouth all Xenomorph style, but I do enjoy having the teeth add that final jolt of (slightly uncomfortable) pleasure.

Keep in mind that ONDO! NUPU is a preeetty long tunnel. It’s roughly 7.5 inches – while I’m just over 6 inches – so I’ve gotta yank it down to come out the other side. Most of the time I don’t bother, as the teeth are a touch too hard after you’ve been going at it for an extended period of time. Plus shooting a load all the way out and making a mess all over yourself kinda sucks.

… I say, after various videos where I’ve purposely dumped the cum out of an onahole back onto my dick.

Goin’ in mouth first:

Alright, so the teeth on this thing are surprisingly tough. The plastic isn’t quite as hard as some other blowjob onaholes, yet these seem to pack more punch. Seeing those soft lips cup around your head is fucking hot though. Jesus ONDO! did a good job with the visual side of things.

Scraping past those chompers presents a bit of random chance, as there’s a massive tongue in that gob. It’s thick and can easily get stuck on completely random thrusts, essentially blocking off the rest of the tunnel. Not even sure how it happens sometimes but it can genuinely get annoying when all you want to do is peacefully face fuck a solo spit roast experience.

1080 frontside nosegrind it, you know?

Other than that, really the overall experience is just as fun as before, but in reverse. That’s the magic of ONDO! NUPU. If you’re getting bored with the softer side, simply flip it over and rub some hard teeth on your dick instead.

Just… personally I’m not a huge fan of spending too long in the mouth side, as the teeth start wearing down my shaft. Don’t want it shaved into a toothpick by the time I’m done. Very nice in small bursts though.

As a complete package – swapping between the vagina and mouth whenever – ONDO! NUPU is genuinely fantastic. The sheer variety of thick meaty textures going on in there is absurd. Apparently they’ve used like four different types of material? Weeow.

The only bummer here is that it can be a really messy onahole to use, but that’s expected given that it goes all the way through. Even if you try to avoid shooting a load directly out the top, you’ll probably get stuck with deadly balancing acts where your cum bubbles up anyway. Like this:

Also somewhat related, the actual cleaning process can get pretty involved. Just running it under a tap and watching all the gunk flush out the other end isn’t enough; a lot of lube and cum gets stuck in all the grooves. You’re gonna have to jam a finger or two in there to really make sure everything comes out. Use someone else’s finger if you want, whatever.

I mean, it’s pretty easy (certainly easier than most closed off onaholes) but takes time.

Finally, I’ve been using my ONDO! NUPU for over a month now. This review is… kinda late! But you should know the pretty pink colouring on the lips will start vanishing after a few washes. Not an uncommon issue with budget priced holes, but yeah.

However if you like the sound of this onahole, don’t let that put you off. I’m seriously fucking impressed with this thing. At this point I’d probably even put it on my top 10 list which doesn’t really exist yet I’ve kept saying I’ll do for several years now!

ONE DAY, LADS.

ONDO! NUPU

+ One tunnel with two completely different feeling entry points. Nice to swap between them mid-wank
+ Huge amount of detail that offers a variety of stimulation
+ Well suited to dicks of any size
+ Great price

– Takes more time than usual to clean
– The external pink colouring used on the lips will eventually wash off
– Ya cum’s gonna fly riiiiight out

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