Review: Back Girl

Product: Back Girl (バックガール)
Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 14.5cm, weight – 330g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Otona Sekai / Toy Demon*

– This product was provided by Motsu Toys* for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Fuck me, man. I’ve been enjoying this onahole for months now. Months! Probably even four of them, yet for whatever reason I kept neglecting to take my sticky fingers off Back Girl and put ’em on the keyboard to type a review. Maybe because nobody likes sticky keys.

Not even sure what exactly prompted it now – aside from a crushing sense of guilt from not reviewing something I was sent to review – but it might be fun to take a look from a LONG TERM perspective of using some chunk of wank rubber. In-depth investigative research, yeah? Usually I try to pump a review out after pumping inside an onahole for like two weeks max.

So what’s so special about Back Girl then?

Pretty uh, pretty much nothing. Wow nice. Great review. Good.

Aside from the onahole’s name playing off that now fairly ancient backless ‘virgin killer’ sweater clothing meme thing (fantastic box art btw), the main gimmick here is that you can shove a vibrator up its arse for some enhanced stimulation while you’re stroking away.

Hell, you could also put a vibrator up your own arse to be truly sandwiched between the good times.

See that rather impressive puckered anus? It’s just big enough to fit an egg vibrator in there. You can’t put your dick in it though, whoa-no. Not without breaking something.

… And it likely won’t be the onahole.

So that’s a nice and all, except in a baffling move Toy’s Heart didn’t even include a vibrator in the box. Oh. Back Girl isn’t exactly cheap either; it’s about $10 more than their other handheld onaholes. Suuuurely chucking in a little twenty-cent vibe wouldn’t bankrupt the company?

But yeah, gotta have your own vibrator on hand. Bummer.

Shit, they probably could have replaced the sample bottle of lube with one. Then again, it’s MOISTY lube. Very valuable.

And here’s the part of the review where I appear to have lost the original unboxing photos, meaning you get to see the onahole now, after being thoroughly used and abused for months on end.

Pretty sure there’s even a pube danglin’ out there, sorry!

The material has gotten really shiny and a bit sticky to the touch by now, but it definitely put up with a lot of shit to reach that point. Fresh out of the box, Back Girl is pretty standard stuff from Toy’s Heart. Safe Skin rubber has a very fine texture to it which makes it feel smooth to hold, but gives you some gripping power in case your hands are covered in banana peels.

Visually, the opening is fairly large and in your face with a rugged, detailed labia. The kind of labia you could look up to as a role model. Toy’s Heart rarely ever do this sort of detail anymore, so it’s really refreshing to see here. More please.

Big ol’ butt cheeks too. Reminds me of their fantastic Slut Announcer onahole from a few years back, which vanished from the market right after I reviewed it. Hopefully I don’t curse this one too.

Okay, so Back Girl’s first immediate feedback comes from simply pushing through that entrance. It looks and feels amazing as those lips spread open, gently sticking to your head as it journeys forth.

From there you’ll hit a speed bump (which looking at the promo images appears to be a rogue nipple) and offers a nice little jolt of stimulation combined with a series of rings to push under your head and across your shaft. The larger entry means you can get into this thing pretty fast, so you might not even notice this the first few strokes.

Once the lube starts thinning out more you’ll feel these though, especially on the way back out.

The real star here is the second half; Toy’s Heart have simply littered it with thick bumps. Thick bumps EVERYWHERE. It’s like landing dick-first into a minefield after gently skydiving past the first half, except the mines are hundreds of tiny little fists thoughtfully punching your cock.

I fucking love slamming into this part after a few short strokes with just the first half, it’s so rewarding. You get super worked up anticipating the sudden impact of all those bumps massaging your shaft.

Even better, more suction builds up in the tunnel the longer you go at it. By the end you can see the entire thing straining and bulging against your shaft with each thrust. Something about this onahole has a really fucking hot, messy appeal to me. It just makes me want to get rougher with it – and you can! Back Girl is built like an absolute tank and you’re jack-rabbiting its tank gun.

And that’s really about it, my dick got so used to Back Girl’s basic design that I kept using it over and over, without even thinking about it. Probably also helped that the onahole’s incredibly quiet in use, and the cleaning process is painless thanks to that large opening providing quick access for both the rinsing and drying process.

Time for a quick wank? Grabbed Back Girl. Ready to go, no fuss. Whatever. Have a big cum, enjoy.

So while Back Girl isn’t the tightest onahole out there or the… top of any aspect honestly, I genuinely love this thing. My dick straight up throbs in anticipation of knowing exactly what it feels like. Like a plant growing towards its only source of light, or that old bendy pipes screensaver in Windows 95.

Wait maybe not that one.

BUT ALSO I mean, Back Girl is still weirdly expensive, and not including a vibrator to actually use in its dedicated vibrator spot is stingy as hell. Personally I’m not a big fan of vibrations against my dick because it almost immediately triggers the saddest orgasms ever (true story I can’t handle it for whatever reason), but the option should have BEEN THERE right out of the box, not a separate purchase.

Here’s one I had lying around (I think it was even from another onahole ages ago), just in case you want to see those sweet cheeks once again. Also fucking hell I just noticed there’s another pube in this photo. Could start a Where’s Wally/Waldo style book soon.

In the end, Back Girl is a super durable and super steady choice. In typical Toy’s Heart fashion it’s not doing anything amazing, but the overall sensation is wonderful. There’s just enough pressure when needed and a distinct change in feedback throughout the tunnel with some solid vacuum.

Maybe consider it if one of the retailers is having a sale at some point. I can’t get enough of this one and at this point I’m not sure if I could fully explain why, but boooy is that price is rough.

Back Girl

+ Exciting looking opening
+ Easy-going first half leads into a more stimulating end and it blends together perfectly
+ Can take a lot of punishment; built to last
+ Has the option of putting a vibrator in it for added fun

– Doesn’t include said vibrator
– Confusingly expensive compared to other Toy’s Heart onaholes

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