Review: Pierced Fella Bitch

Product: Pierced Fella Bitch (舌ピフェラビッチ)
Manufacturer: A-One Tokyo
Measurements: length – 14.8cm, weight – 385g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP / ToyDemon* / Otona-Sekai

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

If you really wanna get scientific, all erection-based logic should denote that a cheaply priced onahole featuring an actual porn star on the packaging is probably gonna be a bad time. We’re talkin’ like sub-$20 stuff here, where you just know all their budget went on making sure some well-known tits could sell any sad blob of dick casing.

But then, all logic goes out the window when you’re relying on an erection to do the thinking anyway. So really – when you think about it – I wrote that opening heap of shit after three coffees and then simply left it sitting in an open WordPress draft for days.

Haha WHU-WOW look at this, it’s the first ever onahole based on the bronzed gyaru legend, Reona Maruyama. Good lord man, I’ve been throbbin’ for a Reona onahole since forever. She’s right up there with AIKA for me (who’s luckily graced one of my favourite onaholes ever).

But this is Pierced Fella Bitch, where A-One Tokyo have focused entirely on Reona’s tongue piercing. Which is… I dunno, I don’t even remember seeing her with one in her many leading roles.

If anything, most JAVs pay 100% attention to her arse.

Still, a blowjob onahole with a tongue piercing? That’s pretty different. I was keen to see how they’d handle it!

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Dump out the box contents and you’ll find the onahole itself, a little clumsy packet of lube aaaaaaaaaannnd…

… two magnets. Oh. Yeah, that’ll do it.

The actual Pierced Fella Bitch design looks goofy with its hyper-extended tongue dangling out, but it makes a lot of sense with what they’re trying to achieve. Being the main attraction and all, this is so it’ll lap against your balls and taint, infusing them with magnetic powers. You can become the famous X-Men character, Super Magnetic Neo.

Hell, deep-throat it to eternity and see where else it ends up; have a party.

But oh, the material doesn’t feel great. Kinda comes across as a bit oily with a matching smell. It’s not terrible by any means, but even with the thoughtful inclusion of finger grips it can get mushy and slippery during use. Honestly, pretty typical A-One Tokyo stuff. Don’t go in expecting Toy’s Heart standards and you’ll be fine.

Putting the magnets on the tongue isn’t too much trouble, but GOOD LUCK getting them back off again if you wanna move ’em somewhere else.

They crush the tongue between them to stick together, and I found myself accidentally damaging small chunks of the tongue trying to remove them. Total pain.

They’re strong magnets!

Still, visually the end result does the trick! It’s a pretty clever way of attempting a tongue piercing.

Does it actually offer any unique stimulation though? Eh…

– Feeling –

Look, I sorta feel bad here. Right after I was getting ready to start writing this review I decided to check out other user reviews floating around, and Pierced Fella Bitch has almost universal praise on both Amazon Japan and Toy Demon*.

Meanwhile I didn’t really care for it that much. :'(

Getting in there is initially exciting. Like really fucking nice, jesus. The flimsy material warps and expands over your cock with ease, giving off this otherworldly creature vibe desperate to vore your dick into oblivion or whatever. A good normal blowjob. It looks, sounds and feels almost violently sloppy, which is cool! Great!

And for those first few strokes, wow. There’s some powerful suction happening at the back of its throat, but then after a while… very little else. What’s going on with the tongue, the magnets? Fuckin’ nothing.

The tongue itself gently flops against your shaft offering almost nothing in terms of stimulation. It’s simply too weak. An actual tongue would be actively putting up some resistance or licking around in ways a long bit of floppy rubber naturally can’t.

Even passing over the magnets is barely even noticeable. Here I was thinking how nice they’d feel pressing into my balls or whatever as I rammed the mouth down my cock, but nah. I tried moving them to different parts of the tongue with no success.

Once I somehow collided with one hitting the tip of my head (the piss hole) and thoroughly contemplated my very existence.

Perhaps if A-One had given the tongue some over-the-top textures this might have been okay, but in general the entire mouth is too smooth. There isn’t anything there to grind against your shaft, no sense of pressure. Every time I’d push into the end chamber I was hoping for something to keep my cock entertained.

Just feels too empty and floppy for me personally.

(This internal render is pretty bullshit. I WISH all those nubs were as good as they look here).

– Summary –

Pierced Fella Bitch isn’t a total wash though. I mean, I’ve cum inside plenty of times now and that’s my favourite hobby, but I don’t think it’s anywhere near as exciting as you’d sorta expect.

The end result is an incredibly sloppy wank which has huge visual appeal with loud gagging noises to go along with it. Seriously, don’t use this onahole if you’re worried others might hear you. It’s loud as fuck.

But the magnet gimmick on that long arse tongue seems pointless, and in general the onahole is seriously lacking any real punch. It’s okay for lazy, extended session wanks with a nice bit of suction, just… not much else if you want to step up your stroking action.

Also I’m thinking long-term those magnets will end up wrecking the tongue from pinching it so hard. I’ve damaged it already from trying to take the magnets back off when cleaning, but maybe that’s just me being a clumsy dildo.

Pierced Fella Bitch

+ Holy shit a Reona Maruyama onahole
+ Very sloppy, easy-going blowjob
+ Makes incredibly nice gagging noises at times

– Offers very little stimulation, no tightness to the tunnel 
– The tongue isn’t strong enough to really hit its desired effect
– Makes incredibly *LOUD* gagging noises at times
– Potentially fatal if you’ve got a ​Prince Albert

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