Sorry, sorry! I don’t mean to keep vanishing for decades on end with no warning, but it feels like that’s exactly what keeps happening. :'(
Long story short, I recently moved, didn’t have internet access for a while and the last few weeks were just incredibly stressful overall. Didn’t wanna force any reviews during real depression hours. Nothin’ worse than when you don’t even feel like havin’ a wank.
But then about a week ago, I figured maybe this would be a good opportunity to revamp the blog, yeah? Change up the design and stuff. I had it all planned out in my noggin. And sure, it started off okay. But then things broke the more I messed around, and I realised the task was about six billion times bigger than I’d imagined.
So uh, everything’s back to how it was before! Slight layout change for desktop users, but mobile is exactly the same. Ah well, whatever. I did manage to finally put together my top 10 onaholes list though, and a list of online retailers. Blog should hopefully be loading a tad faster now too.
Back to business then!
… Cummin’! New reviews real soon. <3
Much love,
Lance
Hey! Welcome back. Totally didn’t think of you every time we used your recommendations or anything.
p.s. That’s an…interesting DS game there. What is it even about?
Cheers!
It’s a really bad astrology game where you can just read your horoscope and stuff, but Russell Grant’s face on the box really makes it.
(He’s not even in the actual game ;__; )
Ay those two new list posts you did are amazing. Thank you so much my man!
Welcome back! Glad you’re feeling a bit better. Can confirm, there’s nothing worse than the feeling of being too sad to wank. Onward to a brighter dick-pleasuring future!
Thanks mate! <3
Take care! I know all too well the problem of depression. You have my full sympathy.
Thank you!
Don’t worry, we can all gather here as a little depression… onahole… club thing to get un-depressed. Undressed? One of those. :’)
The redesign is nice, and the faster loading is even nicer. Definitely worth the wait man, always looking forward to new content
Thank you very much! 🙂