Hey wow, here’s my top 10 onaholes!

With roughly six bajillion new products being released each month and an entire dick-sleeve dimension of older stuff in stock for years on end, choosing an onahole can be tough. My first ever onahole was some absolute piece of shit that I picked up purely because the box art had a bootleg lookin’ Yui from K-On! on it. The poor thing lasted about three days and felt like a bowl of jelly.

Luckily my next gamble was a good one and got me started on this path of… something, but if you’re just starting out then chances are you might end up cumming in a few duds before finding out what your dick really wants. Soft onahole? Shaft-crushing death onahole? An onahole that looks like an ear? S-sure. It’s all good.

Anywhere, here are my personal top ten onaholes from over the years. All of these are currently still available from various retailers at the time of writing, but I’ll keep this updated over time.

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Meiki no Saigen Marugoto: AIKA

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: NPG
Measurements: length – 17cm, weight – 600g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Otona-Sekai / Toy Demon* / Motsu Toys*

This list isn’t exactly in any order, but yeah. Meiki no Saigen Marugoto: AIKA has been – by far – my favourite onahole ever. This is a brilliantly balanced level of stimulation and the build quality is insane. Upon launch this onahole was quite expensive, but the price has thankfully dropped a fair bit over the years. I melt every time.

KABEJIRI

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 13.5cm, weight – 1.2kg / 2.6 lbs
Retailers: otonaJP / Otona-Sekai / Kanojo Toys* / J-List* / Toy Demon* / Motsu Toys*

KABEJIRI is a compact hip-style onahole, meaning the shape is a bit more visually pleasing while still being easy enough to use with one hand (it’s better with two though, maybe even three). There are two holes, with the vagina featuring Magic Eyes’ mysterious bone technology. I dunno, it works. The walls have some real tight pressure to them and it’s a joy to go at fast or slow.

Back Girl

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: Toy’s Heart
Measurements: length – 14.5cm, weight – 330g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Otona Sekai / Toy Demon*

You can’t really go wrong with just about anything Toy’s Heart put out, but Back Girl is a fantastic example of really nailing a basic design. The tunnel is full of thick nubs to deliver a more powerful level of stimulation the faster you go. Simple, enjoyable stuff that gets better over time. Also if you’re really stuck for a beginner hole, give this one a look. Easy to use and keep clean.

La Bocca Della Verità  (The Mouth of Truth)

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / CoolMST / Toy Demon* / otonaJP* / Motsu Toys* / Otona-Sekai

Launching back in 2014, The Mouth of Truth was one of my first reviews, and now ninety years later it’s still the best blowjob onahole I’ve ever used. There are a few versions of it now, but the original is still my absolute fav. This is an onahole for those looking for a rougher experience, as it features some pretty demanding plastic teeth and an incredibly tight throat. High stimulation ahoy.

Niku-Man

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: G Project
Measurements: length – 13cm, weight – 400g
Retailers: Otona-Sekai / Toy Demon* / Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP

Niku-Man only wants one thing, and it’s to absolutely decimate your cock. A humble request. Thick, squishy material absolutely filled to the fucking brim with jagged nubs. This is tight and incredibly stimulating in the best “yep, think I’m going to violently cum” kinda way. Built like a tank too. Dunno if it’s physically possible to damage this thing.

ONDO! NUPU

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: ONDO!
Measurements: length – 19cm, weight – 460g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*

ONDO! NUPU completely took me by surprise, as I’m usually not a fan of open-end onaholes (meaning your dick goes all the way through rather than hitting an end point). But wow. This otherworldly design combines a vagina with a mouth, so you’ll be passing through both at the same time with each thrust. Both entry points are fully detailed and the sheer variety is incredible.

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: Magic Eyes
Measurements: length – 20cm, weight – 900g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Motsu Toys /  J-List* / Toy Demon* / Otona-Sekai

Sujiman Kupa Lolinco Virgo is on the larger side of things for a handheld onahole, but the price has come down a lot over the years. This one grips on tight and has a very satisfying uh, ‘meaty’ feel to it. Wonderful attention to detail (especially with the entrance itself) makes this an addictive shaft squeezer.

Blue Frame: Amagake

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: Yawaraka Sozai
Measurements: length – 16cm, weight – 330g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*

Hey, you ever wanted to fuck a model kit of a flying battle ship thing? Yeah? Nah? YEAH? Blue Frame: Amagake is a scary sounding concept as it features hard plastic chunks suspended within its gel-like material, but this works so nicely. The sensation is mild all things considered, but the harder you grip the more crushing stimulation you’ll get. Pretty fun seeing your cum kinda just pump into a floating void, too. A real (weird) treat.

Stank Bitch

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: A-One Tokyo
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 310g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Motsu Toys*

At roughly $15, Stank Bitch is a perfect example of how budget onaholes can absolutely deliver beyond expectations. I love this stupid fucking meat toilet thing so much; it focuses more on wild suction than anything else. The feedback is gentle, but you can really work up a powerful vacuum that’s totally head-spinning. Both heads.

Puni Virgin 600

[Full review here]

Manufacturer: G Project
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 600g
Retailers: Toy Demon* / Motsu Toys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Otona-Sekai

Puni Virgin 600 is a visual delight of pure ass slappin’ down on your crotch. Its compact tunnel and sense of weight deliver an immediate burst of stimulation, and it doesn’t let up. Perfect for when you’re hard enough to take an eye out and want to get right into action. This onahole became my go-to wank for like… months. Even when I was supposed to be reviewing newer stuff. Too addictive. =x

And that’s it! I mean, there’s more, but most of them are discontinued by now. RIP. If you’re still stuck on what to get, please feel free to contact me and I’ll try my best to come up with some suggestions!