Review: Doki Doki! Harmony

Product: Doki Doki! Harmony (ドキドキ?兜合わせ)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Measurements: length – 17cm, weight – 460g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / Otona-Sekai

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Alrighty seriously now, what is it about slappin’ a maid outfit on a guy that seemingly results in every rare example of a male-themed onahole turning into some bizarre urethra spelunking adventure? Can we like… just get a proper anal toy, or nah? This is the third time now!

First we had Punyo in the Chinpo – which was literally about fucking the inside of a cock – and then along came Otokonoko Superb Anal Hole that was kiiiinda there, except the design consisted of an arse attached directly onto a rock solid rubber shaft like some kind of cut/uncut Silent Hill enemy.

Punyo in the Chinpo / Otokonoko Superb Anal Hole

Now we’ve got Doki Doki! Harmony from Tamatoys, and sure enough there’s boys wearin’ maid outfits on there, so of course the onahole is about uuuuuuh frotting? Yeah, cool. There’s a little head right at the end of it to simulate touching tips and everything. We’re onto some real obscure conspiracy shit here.

Also real quick, there seems to be some confusion with retail listings calling this a futanari product, however the artist himself, Inochi Wazuka (Honey QP), has confirmed they’re dudes. But I mean, a dick’s a dick you know? It’s all good.

So to be scientific-chan, this is focusing on the act of ‘kabutoawase’ which is essentially ‘joining helmets together’. Havin’ a bit of a headbutt, John Madden and all that. Great! Learned a lot there. And fair enough to Tamatoys, this is a fun idea to simulate two-player co-op all by yourself – even if the overall design of having a chunky bit at the tunnel’s end is nothing new.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

Not pictured, but there’s a little packet of lube included too.

Welp, it’s just a fairly generic looking tube (although I’m not sure if that entrance is meant to resemble a urethral opening or what). Strong oily smell to it outta the box, but that faded after a few minutes.

I was definitely surprised by the sheer weight of Doki Doki! Harmony though. Tamatoys have used a really soft, doughy material here which seems to amplify just how heavy the onahole actually is. Kinda feels like the whole thing is always melting in your hand.

… Just like when you rub cocks together in real life, and the combined heat from those two pulsing shafts triggers a universal power struggle where the Sun itself approaches to assert its dominance so you both have to launch it back into the stars with a perfectly timed double-dick cum eruption.

We’ve all been there.

 

– Feeling –

Naturally the real shit here revolves around how well have Tamatoys replicated the sensation of rubbing up against another head, and you’ll be shocked – absolutely shocked – to hear that the gimmick doesn’t particularly work. Tad unrealistic to expect anything in the first place.

But! Doki Doki! Harmony is still a surprisingly nice wank regardless; just as long as you’re in the mood for something slower. This is the sort of onahole you can happily mush on your cock for fuckin’ ages due to its soft, steady feedback. Great for edging.

Once you’ve slipped into the entrance you’re met with four sets of ribbed string textures running down most of the tunnel. At first it can be difficult to even feel ’em, but a thick sense of pressure quickly builds up around your shaft. With each initial stroke the onahole begins to feel heavier and heavier towards the base – again, pretty much like it’s melting.

The stimulation itself remains mild, but there’s just enough there to feel good the entire time.

After the halfway point you’ll briefly rub past some jagged nubs before meeting the mystical ghost penis on the other end. This is a fairly chunky blob, although I honestly barely even noticed it was there. I’d say pretty much every single thrust towards the end simply resulted in my head missing it completely and rubbing against either side. At best there’s a slight nudge up against your glans before being redirected.

While the promo picture appears to show all, I was curious what this one looked inside regardless and needed to flip it inside-out. High priority mission.

Oh boy. Pat on the back for Tamatoys going the extra mile to make the end point actually look a bit like a dick, because you don’t exactly see the insides during use and I wouldn’t normally recommend turning this thing inside-out.

I ended up tearing the onahole’s entrance for that photo, which quickly split open even further after a few more uses. Had to bin it. Rest in penis. :'(

But while the selling point fails to deliver, I had some good times with Doki Doki! Harmony. The extra soft fluffy walls really latch onto your shaft and there’s a real sense of weight coming down onto your crotch with each tug. That end zone creates an impressive vacuum chamber too, so the entire thing builds up a rich, dense feeling over time. This is now a dinner recipe or something.

– Cleaning – 

Doki Doki! Harmony shouldn’t give you too much trouble here as the tunnel is super flexible and easy to open up under running water; just make sure there’s no moisture trapped at the end if you’re not planning to use it for a while. Gently sneak a microfiber cloth down there and give it a few pats, should be fine.

– Summary –

While touching tips with Doki Doki! Harmony doesn’t feel like much, there’s something special about Tamatoys’ choice of soft, blobby material here. It offers fairly basic stimulation, but there’s an increasing sense of pressure around your shaft and suction towards the end that makes this a pleasant slow burn.

Half the time I found myself having ridiculously long sessions that eventually built up into the kind of atomic blast orgams that have you making noises you didn’t know you could make. Hell, in one of the vids below I made a cool old-man-on-the-brink-of-death wheeze. The secret to time travel is cum.

Just don’t expect much if you want to start stroking harder with this one though, Doki Doki! Harmony delivers its best at a steady, repetitive pace. First time I used it I was really in the mood for something rough and didn’t like it at all. Probably should have just punched the end of it or something.

Doki Doki! Harmony

+ Soft doughy material is pretty rad; real sense of weight and grip around your shaft
+ Good if you want mild stimulation (especially nice for edging)
+ It’s incredibly quiet to use

– The entire gimmick of pretending you’re smacking up against another cock at the end doesn’t work, the head’s too small and the material is too soft
– Only good for slower paced wanking
– Durability around the entry point might be an issue

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