Review: Mil-Mix Plus (Type 1 Hard)

Product: Mil-Mix Plus (Type 1 Hard) (MIL-MIX[みるみっくす]PLUS 1)
Manufacturer: G Project
Measurements: length – 14cm, weight – 304g
Retailers: MotsuToys* / otonaJP / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by MotsuToys* for masturbation review purposes
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Oh no, it’s a Friday night and the G Project office is filled with an unpleasant mix of dread, bodily gasses circulating through the air con, and the lo-fi humming of fluorescent lights to poorly relax/study to.

“Come on lads, we need a new onahole design ready by Monday morning or the boss is gonna throw his egg sandwiches at us. I know none of you want to go through that again”.

A collective moan of frustration emits from the hunched-over bodies populating the meeting room.

“Surely someone has something, right? Just throw some ideas out there. We’ll go round the table. You there, with the milk!”

The dazed employee snaps back into his chair at the mere mention of milk. “Ah my MILK”, he says, making frantic grabby hands towards a bottle of now severely curdled milk sitting next to his notepad filled with hundreds of onahole ideas he couldn’t be fucked mentioning at any point throughout the day.

Surprising no one the milk bottle tips over in the process, spilling its rich thick goodness all over the desk. “MILK BOTTLE” he screams with a level of vocal agony on par with losing a loved one.

The notepad is ruined; G Project employees casually try to walk away while the desk suddenly explodes into a pulsating mass of never-before-seen terror as the entire room is warped to the milk dimension.

Now G Project’s blessed us with Mil-Mix Plus, an onahole based on the erotic joys of fuckin’ a milk bottle. Great! Big SEXY.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

I mean, there’s probably a whole ‘haha it’s milking you’ thing going on here so you can happily tell the neighbours that you’re a cow with the onahole still dangling off your cock, but yes. Mil-Mix Plus very much looks like the exact thing it’s trying to be. Good for G Project, man.

It’s like when Tamatoys nailed the look of that toilet onahole – you just gotta give ’em a clap for sticking with an idea nobody really asked for.

G Project’s fancy ‘momochi’ material itself has a smooth feel to it while still offering enough of a grip if things get messy, and the whole thing has some solid weight to it. Absolutely no odour here either which is nice.

The entrance on mine was a tad rough looking with some jagged seams, but this’ll likely vary. Didn’t really matter once it was lubed up anyway.

Aside from that it comes with a borderline useless sample packet of lube (makes a mess the instant you open it) and a handy storage bag.

Unfortunately it doesn’t exactly fit comfortably in the storage bag, and I’m fairly certain I’ve had this exact issue with every G Project onahole. They keep including this bonus bag and it’s always a struggle to get the onahole in there.

Oh well, whatever. Just put it in the fridge.

– Feeling –

So to be exact here, I’m checking out the Mil-Mix Plus (Type 1 Hard). It’s the uh… the hard type. There’s also a soft version (Type 2 Soft) which I’ll probably wear at a later date, although I’m gonna go out on an extended limb and say the soft one will probably be a better time.

Thankfully getting into Mil-Mix Plus (Type 1 Hard) worked out a lot easier than expected. I was totally thinking the neck would be an overly tight grind, but nah. It easily expands over your head. Just gotta guide yourself in there, otherwise things can play out like a rigged carnival game and you’ll constantly find your dick slipping right over the entrance.

And then probably exactly like dipping your cock into an actual bottle of milk, the excitement is instantaneous. That neck is lined with some fairly thick n’ rough rings which each deliver a noticeable jolt of pleasure across your head on the way down.

From there you’ll hit the tightest section right in the middle, and while it does indeed put on a decent squeeze, it’s here where I think like the design reeeeaally started needing more to it. The tunnel is nothing but rings – which is usually okay – but the combination of ultra dense material and a cock-crushing choke point didn’t do much for me.

Basically, Mil-Mix Plus got pretty boring pretty fast as I just wasn’t feeling a whole lot of anything after a while. If you’re gonna squish a shaft, you need something more to it.

To make matters worse my dick would keep popping back out if I tried anything other than short, careful strokes – like trying to fuck a tub of yogurt skilfully enough not to spill any on whoever was trying to eat it – and getting back inside always needed both hands. Boourns to that.

Like, please – I need a free hand for mouse clickin’ or pressing an arrow key. Nobody wants to stick shift back into top gear and then potentially coat their mouse in that frothy hybrid substance of pre-cum and lube.

No time to wipe that stuff off, impossible.

The more open end point is nice though. Over time it’ll develop into a powerful little vacuum chamber, and this can definitely boost that blissful pulsating build-up right before orgasm. You really get the sense of being sucked in deep, and the whole bottle-ass lookin’ bottle jiggles and puffs up a tad when you’re pumping in a load.

As an added bonus the onahole can stand up (just like a real bottle!!), so when you’re done there’s no worry about everything leaking back out if you wanna set it down on the desk for a bit.

But personally Mil-Mix Plus (Type 1 Hard) simply isn’t interesting enough, and I probably won’t go back to it after this. The initial burst of pleasure fades into an incredibly repetitive sensation. Even for an onahole it all feels too artificial, like there’s nothing there to change things up. Also the whole looking like a bottle thing.

The firm material and awkward joys of always slipping out don’t help either, so that’s why I’m thinking/hoping the soft version might work better? Should be able to adjust the tightness somewhat and maybe even thrust in harder than this one allows.

Or maybe that one will be worse! GUESS I’LL FIND OUT.

– Cleaning – 

Mil-Mix Plus (Type 1 Hard) is at least ridiculously easy to keep clean. G Project’s momochi material dries off with just the lightest of pats, and the tougher design means you can dig into the tunnel with a cloth with no worries of damaging anything. Just turn the bottle upside down and leave it somewhere if you want.

– Summary –

It’s a silly idea which I love, and the build quality is pretty fantastic (feels like it’d take a lot to actually break this onahole, so it’s already superior to fucking a glass milk bottle). The tunnel however just… doesn’t do much. I found it all too dull and repetitive, plus my dick kept getting spat out and it’s a real bitch to get back in there.

Had some decent cums with it for sure, but Mil-Mix Plus (Type 1 Hard) is ultimately too basic and forgettable.

The Plus part of Mil-Mix Plus comes from the fact you can use it to solve the soggy cardboard milk carton crisis. You know. Just in case you have absolutely no drinking glasses.

 

Mil-Mix Plus (Type 1 Hard)

+ Great sturdy design
+ If you’ve ever lusted for a fleshy milk bottle vagina thing then boy is this the onahole for you
+ Good suction

– Dull, repetitive stimulation
– Tight mid-section can push you back out pretty often
– Annoying to get back inside mid-wank

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