Product: Schoolgirl Armpit Smell (女子校生のワキガの匂い)
Manufacturer: Tamatoys
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / AkibaFarm / J-List*
– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
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Probably dumb, but maaaaan I had high hopes for this. Schoolgirl Armpit Smell is Tamatoys’ latest attempt at capturing the fabled scent of a girl standing around whilst showing her armpit. Big mystery.
It very quickly followed the release of The Smell of Sweaty Armpits From a Beautiful Girl which got absolutely torn apart by Amazon.jp user reviews, so I didn’t even bother with that one. Bit of a warning right there that they managed to release a new version so soon, but what got me most excited was that they’d clearly plopped a parody of Oliver from last year’s anime adaption of Asobi Asobase on the cover.
I mean, someone at Tamatoys clearly knows their shit – one episode of Asobi Asobase has an entire bit about how bad her armpits stink, so I figured “okay! I am going to get some lunch”. And I did. Thank you for reading that story I will see you again next time.
(Watch Asobi Asobase!)
Anyway wow, here’s Schoolgirl Armpit Smell!
And do you know what it smells like? Certainly not an armpit, that’s for sure!
At first I couldn’t smell fuck all from it, as if the bottle was just water and something at the Tamatoys bottling warehouse was havin’ a giggle. So I sprayed another burst and again… nothing. My raging erection which was looking forward to an even harder boost of ERECT simply deflated in response. Absolutely crushing letdown.
But then once I gave it a while to settle in, there was something! Almost! Like a hint of soil? BIT ‘A DIRT. Oh.
So I figured what if I enhance Tamatoys’ weird bottle of dirt scent…
With MORE DIRT.
MORE DIRT.
Kinda hard to see, but I sprayed some of the new Soilgirl Dirtpit Smell on my hand and you’ll never guess what it smelt like!
Dirt and grass!
Whipped my pants off and came everywhere.
0/10 – it’s too hot to be outside
Schoolgirl Armpit Smell
+ Good reminder to watch Asobi Asobase
– This has almost no smell to it at all
– But there’s a light hint of dirt after a while
– … Which isn’t exactly an armpit smell. Unless it’s Gaia from Captain Planet I guess
– Whoopi Goldberg has no place in a smell fetish review
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Hey there! Long time fan and first time commenter, I have to say that your reviews are beyond magnificent! They finally convinced me to buy into these smell fetish products, but I have a question for you. Would you, or have you, mix smells? Like spray a pussy one, a sweat one and a piss one together for a more full-bodied and layered experience? Would that work or would it be just too overpowering and ruin each of the individual scents?
Thank you very much! 🙂
Mixing scents is possible, but the results are going to huuuugely vary. I’ve previously tried an armpit and pussy one before and it worked pretty well, but mixing the same pussy scent with a pantyhose one created a really awful disaster. It’s easy to experiment though, since you only need to spray a tiny bit of each together to see if it works!