Product: Succubus 2.0 2D-Wavy Ripple (Hard)
Manufacturer: TOMAX
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 300g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys*
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So roughly five billion years later I’ve only just started deep-dick-diving into the world of TOMAX onaholes, yet I think I’ve already run into my first brick wall with them. Made of rubber?
That’s not too bad though, going from Lilith Uterus (which I absolutely adored) to… this. One extreme to the other. Not gonna piss around here, Succubus 2.0 2D-Wavy Ripple is by far one of the most unpleasant onaholes I’ve ever awkwardly cum into.
Maybe choosing the ‘hard’ type was my downfall into flaccid town?
Cool part is it’s not even remotely fair to call this a bad onahole by any means; Succubus 2.0 2D-Wavy Ripple has been around for like a decade or so and typically has extremely positive reviews.
But wow man, shit. It’s just not for me. On a comparable yet non-comparable analogy, this is like if Lex Luthor tried to get Superman off with a hollowed out chunk of Kryptonite or something. Is that the fabled ‘Snyder Cut’, perhaps? It is a big mystery.
– Unboxing / Presentation –
Gotta say, I am liking that TOMAX leave their box art to your imagination. Just fill in the details to draw your own sexy succubu-
Oh no, my brain.
As far as the design goes, it was very bold of TOMAX to basically turn a gun’s magazine into a fleshy vagina.
But yeah, this is a very bland looking onahole and a lot more narrow in person than I expected. At least the material is nice and (incredibly) firm. Fitting considering this is the hard version. You can get Succubus 2.0 2D-Wavy Ripple in soft and regular types too, they’re all slightly different colours to differentiate them.
Snap, crackle and pop in order.
– Feeling –
Again, this onahole is heaps more cramped than I thought it’d be. Getting inside feels a tad Professor Layton-ish as you see the sides bulge out the instant your head pokes through the door. “Is… is it gonna hold?”
If anything I found turning the onahole on its side and snaking in that way works best. Then you’re free to carefully turn it around to avoid disaster. But still, if you’ve got a particularly thick shaft then I really have my doubts you’ll be able to get in here at all.
CRUSH TIME. This tunnel is all about an almost comedic level of pressure; there’s no breathing room whatsoever and it goes with a repeating ribbed texture the entire journey. Welcome to the panic zone. I was really excited for this!
But… nah. There’s something about how densely packed the ribs are combined with that pure stranglehold. Just a few strokes in felt like nails on a chalkboard. Like I was actually tensing up in some weird panic-fuelled state simply trying to maintain an erection.
To make matters worse, every thrust in felt like I was going nowhere, so I’d keep pushing harder until my dick basically told me to fuck off. I genuinely couldn’t tell if I was stabbing at a dead end or not – the material was way too restrictive.
My bad for choosing the Hard type I guess.
I ended up using Succubus 2.0 2D-Wavy Ripple a handful of times before crapping this review together, but never had a single pleasant time with it.
Once I even waited about three days before trying again – and three days without having a wank is basically an eternity – yet even going in with enough raw horny power and pre-cum to flood an olympic pool didn’t help one bit.
This just isn’t for me. Something about this ribbed texture makes my bone(r)s ache just thinking about it. 😬
– Cleaning –
Flushing out the tunnel can be a bit fiddly, but nothing to stress about. Keep running it under a tap you’ll be good. This is solid advice for a lot of things in life. The material seems top notch after a few washes (no sticky feeling or anything), although the entrance did start to tear after like the third go.
– Summary –
Succubus 2.0 2D-Wavy Ripple is an incredibly old onahole at this point. It’s been around for years and you’ll likely see a heap of praise for it. That’s all good! If you’re after something really tight with a grinding sensation to it, you might love this.
Personally I can’t stand it, and the resulting orgasms just left me feeling like I’d wasted perfectly good wankin’ time. Somehow.
Succubus 2.0 2D-Wavy Ripple
+ Comes in three different types (soft, regular and hard) depending on how much you want your cock crushed
+ Incredibly tight and full-on stimulation
– The onahole is weirdly narrow in design which can make getting inside awkward
– Likely won’t accommodate thicker shafts at all
– I can only speak for the hard version at least, but the tunnel feels like fucking a hard block of cheese
– Super repetitive, grindy stimulation which caused my dick to have a cry
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I likely won’t ever use this onahole again, but it’d be a waste to have it just sitting around doing nothing. If you’re okay with covering the shipping (I’m broke, sorry!) then please get in touch (infernalmonkey@gmail.com) and I’ll send it your way.It has some minor tearing on the entrance and the box has my weird drawing on it, but aside from that it’s all good! First come first served.Update: claimed!
B-bro is that your dick in the related image
looool, I can’t get WordPress to stop using that photo for it ;___;
Pretty sure there’s now a few reviews where my dick is automatically picked as the preview image despite being hidden behind spoiler tags.
I’m surprised, given how often you praise onaholes that you describe as crushing your dick, but then again the side view of this one looks kind of like a bandsaw in terms of negative space… so I suppose I could see how it might not be as appealing in practice.
This was my 1st onahole (in regular) a 5-6 years ago. I never had a fleshlight or anything like that before. It was a good start IMO. It dries a bit faster so you need to keep adding lube. The texture is repetitive but for a first one, that’s not a bad thing. You cannot wreck it. I still have it and use it every now and then. My problem is I’m not as sensitive as I used to be and I’ve gotten the xzy, yjy and other more textured ones.