Review: Dolphin

Product: Dolphin (Hard)
Manufacturer: TOMAX
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 300g
Retailers: Kanojo Toys* / ToyDemon*

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Hell yeah, Dolpin? Pretty sure I’ve already cum to Dolphin plenty of times before the onahole came along. Emulating the joy of F-Zero GX in glorious ‘how did Amusement Vision fuckin’ do this on a GameCube in 2003′ HD? You better believe I’m gonna go off like a rocket.

The fact that it’s also an onahole is just a bonus.

Captain Falcon will always be my hero. :'(

So yeah, still playing catch-up with TOMAX products and their Dolphin product has been around for quiiiite a few years now. The concept alone is certainly worthy of a confident-yet-concerned nod of approval, what with its inner tunnel being ‘inspired’ by a dolphin’s actual vag.

Ecco: The Tides of Time will never sound the same again I swear to god.

Don’t worry though, it’s (probably) not accurate in the slightest. Just like every single onahole that’s supposed to be some kind of vagina from anyone or anything. You can tell the customs officer that if they ever get suspicious upon opening a package; it’ll probably work.

“It’s just a joke bro, bit of a giggle”
“Please sir, stop waving that raging erection at me, I’ll give you your weird sex toy bac-”
“HAVIN’ A LAUGH”

– Unboxing / Presentation –

Fuck I love when companies get creative with barcodes.

Yeah that sure looks like a bog standard onahole and everything! Good to go.

Very important to note I went with the ‘Hard’ version of Dolphin here. Much like their other products, Tomax offer this in three different versions – Soft, Regular and Hard. From what I’ve seen based on ToyDemon’s user reviews, some folks seem disappointed in how smooth the Regular one feels inside? So yep, just gone straight to Hard. Bit like my dick am I righ-

But yes, the Hard version definitely seems solid enough. The material is silky smooth yet has just enough of a coarse texture to feel secure in your hand while tossin’.

Also I’ve been using this for about a month so far with no hint of it getting sticky or slippery, so this is some high quality stuff. I mean, you’d bloody hope so considering it’s roughly 50 American fun bucks. Still though!

– Feeling –

I’ve had a bit of trouble finding any proper detailed shots of Dolphin’s tunnel, however it’s probably best described as chaotic. Again, TOMAX took ‘inspiration’ from the real thing and the end result is refreshingly unique.

Even just a peek inside shows one of the oddities awaiting your head. What looks like a dead-end is merely just the very first roadblock to smash through.

I hate to reference Ecco the Dolphin again (I don’t really), but it’s very fitting that this onahole is also somewhat maze-like and intimidating in its design. There’s no nightmare aliens at the end though so that’s okay.

Getting into Dolphin is simple enough; the entrance delivers a one-two punch of comforting stimulation across your head as you slide in. There’s a bit of a squeeze but nothing overwhelming.

From there though, things can get a tad unpredictable.

See, Dolphin’s tunnel sports a number of deep crevices buried into the walls (if you look at the image up above a bit you can see they’re a bit like dolphin fins). Each of these essentially act as different checkpoint for your cock to ram into. Each stroke can be wildly different, and you’re guaranteed to at least get snagged on something at some point.

Don’t worry it’s a mild sorta impact more than anything, however the jolt can still catch you off-guard. Pulling the onahole down will often result in your head being forcibly popped back into the main tunnel after hitting a wall. Very chunky at times.

Probably like fuckin’ a can of tuna? Go for one in olive oil instead of spring water. Thicker lube.

The end result is some fairly random but ultimately satisfying feedback, just with your head taking a weird beating the entire time. The walls are textured just enough to keep your shaft entertained and the harder material ensures a good level of tightness, but yeah. Dolphin puts the brunt of its deep-sea fucking on the very tip of your dick and under the glans.

I found that switching between hard and fast strokes to slower, more deliberate motions worked a treat with this onahole. Especially nice if you find the constant assault on your head too overwhelming after a while.

In fact, Dolphin also has an incredibly nice end zone with enough space to comfortably shove yourself in as rough as possible before cumming. This makes for a super satisfying hole to edge with.

– Cleaning –

With so many deep ridges and awkward spots, who knows where your cum is gonna hide inside Dolphin? It’s a mystery for the ages – one that can only be solved by probably inserting two fingers in it while under running water to flush your mess out. Not too bad really, although it’s a touch trickier to clean compared to other products.

Thankfully this material dries itself off pretty quick, and so far I’ve had no issues with durability.

– Summary –

Dolphin’s a fun idea with a very deadly serious no frills name and it works… just fine! Nothing particularly amazing, but TOMAX have a really unique tunnel here. Those dull thuds rubbing against your head will keep you guessing, coming together to somehow create an overall steady level of stimulation.

I think the nice part is if you really want to go at it super rough, Dolphin’s gonna hit back with that same level of aggression. But if you feel like something slow, you’ll get to enjoy the design carefully grinding over your glans. Anything’s good.

Go with the Hard version though.

Dolphin

+ Superb material with excellent durability
+ Slightly unpredictable stimulation which makes things a bit more exciting
+ Really comfy to push all the way in hard while cumming
+ You can tell your friends you’ve fucked Ecco harder than Sega

– Might be a bit too much if you’ve got a sensitive head
– It’s on the louder side of things
– Really expensive all things considered

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