Review: Little Hip

Product: Little Hip (リトルヒップ)
Manufacturer: G Project
Measurements: length – 14.5cm, weight – 650g
Retailers: otonaJP / Kanojo Toys* / ToyDemon* / MotsuToys*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Little Hip really is the perfect name for this thing, and if a funding campaign existed I imagine it’d involve a delightfully funky fellow wearing roller-skates and an entire fish tank filled with digital clock radios around his neck.

“Little Hip” he calmly proclaims. “It’s a little hip… that’s a little hip!” He’d start howling and hyping himself up; distorted disco music somehow still booming from the waterlogged radios.

On-lookers would furiously yawn due to there being nothing on display, as the company behind this miniature behind – G Project – had accidentally booked the booth at an egg cartoon trade show instead of a sex toy expo.

“How many eggs can it fit?” Someone would finally ask, scratching themselves with a handful of crushed shells.

“Uuuuuhh… maybe one egg if you really try!” G Project’s salesman enthusiastically replies.

Silence falls over the crowd – for three straight hours – before they suddenly erupt into thunderous applause. “I COULD PUT AN EGG IN THERE!” A young man screams, bursting into tears of joy whilst simultaneously throwing an entire shipping crate of egg cartons on the ground. “DON’T NEED THESE ANYMORE”.

Little Hip is fully backed within minutes.

– Unboxing / Presentation –

The included sample of lube is excellent to put straight in the bin, but the packaging itself is pure quality. Crazy-sturdy cardboard, and there’s all these coffee cups and macarons (or donuts?) printed on the inside of the box for whatever reason. Clearly not exciting enough for me to take a photo of, apparently.

Oh yeah the girl’s pretty cute too. Not sure what’s happening with her belly button though.

Really couldn’t bring myself to shove Hunter off the bed during this unboxing, so she’ll be joining in as background decoration for a bit.

And yeah, Little Hip is exactly that – a small version of a big hip onahole. Picking it up for the first time, I was surprised at just how hefty it felt at 600g. Probably because most of that weight is crammed into those thigh stumps and the arse. How erotic.

Either way it’s oddly satisfying to squish ya fingers into the silky smooth blob-like thing. Good shit.

Man I love the look of this. Again, it’s really just a… little hip. Like if you blew it up to thrice the size then yeah, that’d probably cost sixty thousand dollars to ship – the authentic big hip experience. On an unrelated note, have you ever had to type ‘thrice’ in a sentence before? Nobody fuckin’ says thrice. Really makes you feel alive.

But what about the VAGINA?

Sure, that’s some kind of synthetic flesh hole alright. No room for any kind of authenticity here, just shove the vag right between the thigh stumps™. But yeah nah, lookin’ good! There’s something about that slick red material that speaks to me on an erectional level.

Don’t think that’s even a bloody word.

– Feeling –

With the entrance being positioned right where it is, you’ll immediately feel a light squeezing sensation rush across your head just from the thighs alone. Little Hip is packed fairly tight which doesn’t allow a great deal of stretching. I mean, you’ll get in there no worries – but those ‘lil stump-chunks quickly push back. It’s a satisfying start for sure.

Once inside, the tunnel quickly takes a sharp turn towards the back of the onahole and boy. BOY. This part is easily the entire highlight; ensuring a powerful jolt of stimulation down your glans before your shaft comes speeding through.

Unfortunately it’s a tad difficult to repeat this initial sensation unless you’re willing to keep teasing the entry point over and over. Once you’re all in the tunnel tends to lose this kink (what with your dick spreading it apart and everything).

It still delivers the occasional little jab though, which is nice.

But honestly, that initial part seriously was it for me. The overall textures in Little Hip left me struggling to stay interested after a few minutes of stroking away, and it somehow manages to get looser the further you ram inside.

The onahole certainly does its job (pretty hard to fuck up getting a penis to explode, could just put a handful of feathers in a pillow case and I guarantee it’d be cum town eventually), but there wasn’t anything that stood out in terms of pleasure. A shame.

I think most of the time I simply enjoyed thumbing the belly button like a weirdo, plus the thighs protrude a bit further out than the actual entrance, meaning they’ll slap down on your crotch. It’s the little things.

I’m also mildly concerned about the durability here. At just over six inches I still found myself bulging through the top – which isn’t particularly unusual as most onaholes are designed to stretch – but pretty much after the very first time I noticed the material took some damage. And then after a few uses it was lookin’ real thin.

As of the time of spewin’ out these words it hasn’t been an actual issue, but it’s absolutely getting weaker and weaker as time/cum goes on. If you’re on the larger side of things or just get ultra rough I could see Little Hip maaaaybe becoming a little shit.

Ehuehueuhe.

– Cleaning –

Ummm, nothin’ much to comment on with this aspect! You can get in there easy enough to dry the insides and the onahole’s little leg things mean you can stand it up to help dry. Oh yeah, Little Hip can be a bit messy during use though. I’ve found it tends to dribble lube back out, and even attempting to rest it on a surface with lube inside means it’ll magically leak all over the joint.

Sloppy time.

– Summary –

Little Hip ultimately feels like some wasted potential to me. It looks fuckin’ nice and the material is great, but the insides always had me wishing I’d just wanked into something more interesting. The stimulation starts off super strong but rapidly turns into bland mush; there’s nothing to exactly keep the good times goin’.

I never found myself really having a satisfying cum with this. Just a ‘oh, there we go’ kinda cum.

Bit like when you end up blowing a load to some random rubbish video on Pornhub whilst spying a better looking thumbnail right below, or when you’re furiously thumbing through the digital pages of a doujinshi and finish on a page full of dialogue and speed lines instead of the next page which features cocks the size of buildings.

You know.

Oh wait shit, I DID take a photo of what’s happening inside the box after all. Phew, day saved.

Little Hip

+ It’s a good lookin’ design and feels fantastic in your hand whilst strokin’ away
+ Thigh stump blobs on it provide a constant snug rubbing sensation down your shaft
+ Tunnel hits hard when you first enter

– The rest of the tunnel is way too laid-back and really falls short after a few minutes of use
– Durability might be a concern when you bulge through the top – material seems to be stretching dangerously thin just through regular non-feral wanking
– Most likely completely unsuitable if you’ve got a thick cock

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