Despite the world-famous board game Guess WHO? recently declaring that ol’ Coronavirus (COVID-19) as a global pandemic several weeks after everybody else already did, the impact never really seems to hit home for most folks until a very specific subject is affected.
Oh no, sporting event. Oh no, celebrity. You know. It’s perfectly understandable.
Living in Australia, I kind of finally took note when absolute demon spawn started bulk-buying toilet paper a little while back (a crisis which still hasn’t been solved) and now I’m absolutely terrified by the notion that some people out there quite possibly dump several kilos worth of shit from their arseholes every single second of the day.
Just think, there were endless shit machines constantly gargling for more paper to wipe their violently sloppy cheeks simply hiding among us all this time. Very scary indeed.
Meanwhile in Japan, the situation appears to be affecting some sex toy retailers who are running low on onaholes.
With the general advice being to stay indoors and avoid other people – a rule I’ve personally been following long before this whole ordeal – such an outcome isn’t entirely surprising.
Twitter user @kumahakumakuma7 recently snapped a photo of their local store warning customers that “due to the coronavirus, our supply of adult goods is running low. Our next shipment is not expected until at least April, so please make your purchase soon.”
コロナ、お前許せねえよ！
越えちゃいけないライン考えろよ！ pic.twitter.com/o4InGsKg1m
— ピュメ (@kumahakumakuma7) March 7, 2020
“Corona, this is unforgivable!”
With the tweet kind of exploding (currently at 20k retweets), it even gained the attention of Magic Eyes who were quick to ensure erections nation-wide that their warehouse is currently stacked with anime vaginas waiting to be shipped out.
マジックアイズ第1倉庫、第2倉庫、第3倉庫、第4倉庫の様子はこちらでございます。#コロナに負けるな #コロナを吹き飛ばせ pic.twitter.com/hYLgEkWM8Z
— Magic eyes®【公式】 (@TMBC_me) March 9, 2020
As of now this only seems to be hitting brick and mortar stores, as online retailers are yet to report any stock issues. That said, this really miiiight affect things in the near future – especially for companies like Toy’s Heart who produce the majority of their onaholes in China.
We can always go back to humping pillows crammed with glass shards or whatever though, it’s all good.
Source: kumahakumakuma7 via SoraNews24
No worries mate, we at MotsuToys getting a big load of new toys and re-stock in a couple of weeks. Shipments are on the way from all the Japanese top brands
Motsutoys is getting a “Big Load” eh? Good to hear, sent some of your “Load” my way in Rotterdam!
All jokes aside, good to hear you guys arn’t affected. Wel braaf 1.5 meter afstand houden he Niels!