Review: Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo

Product: Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo (対魔忍 井河アサギ 未成熟の美女ホール)
Manufacturer: PxPxP
Measurements: length – 15cm, weight – 540g
Retailers: ToyDemon* / Kanojo Toys* / otonaJP

– This product was provided by ToyDemon* for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Ah good, Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo – rolls right off the tongue and into the… cum? Haha yes, thank you. It took three weeks to think of that opening sentence.

Real shit though, sometimes all it takes is a big ol’ pair of classic anime tits to really make you appreciate the sperm-shooting science that goes into designing something like this. Here’s a handheld torso onahole straight up officially licensed on a hentai series by Black Lilith – which initially started as a game – that in itself began as someone getting big horny along the line.

Makes you think.

But yeah, Taimanin Asagi. Stuffed if I know man. After looking it up, I know for certain I’ve seen clips of this on Pornhub while in that feverish state of madly needing to consume every piece of recommended media under the futa tag in a quest to never settle on wanking to just one video, but I’m definitely no expert on this franchise.

Seems to have a bit of everything for everything though, yeah. Like giant orcs inflating people, public humiliation with vagina leashes or something, whatever this is:

That a fuckin’ dildo attached to a cum machine? Good, probably. Rad McGnarly.

The onahole itself is based on the demon-fighting/fucking main character Asagi Igawa, so fittingly PxPxP have attempted to recreate her eye-gougingly perky tits within a relatively limited rubber canvas. And you know what? They bloody well did it.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Lovin’ the box art, although sadly the package includes one of the most rubbish lube packets ever. Just chuck it at someone’s face or whatever while telling them you’re gonna pull your penis. Have a bit of a laugh; spew some cookie crumbs in the process I dunno.

I know my photos never do anything justice, but man this is cool. As briefly mentioned before but never expanded upon, Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo has some big-ass breasts. A-yup, that’s the review. Nice build up 10/10.

But see, not many onaholes can pull this off! Often they result in feeling either hugely unbalanced or just plain clumsy to hold. Nothin’ worse than seeing your dick bulge out the back of an onahole because it’s always flopping forward. Absolutely nothing.

It’s why most smaller onaholes typically go with a flat chest or just no detail whatsoever. Also because it’s cheaper to make ’em like that but whatever.

PxPxP meanwhile has done a fantastic job here. There’s a heap of detail right down to Asagi’s mesh outfit texture – and it’s amazing to grip onto. Those tits even keep your thumb nestled in place while wanking like a life preserver.

The material is high quality (which you’d bloody well hope for considering it’s about $45) with no foul rubber-ish smell.

THAT’S A SMALL ENTRY THOUGH. Fuck. It barely even looks big enough to smuggle a single M&M into the cinema as you shuffle past the ticket collector with your pants around your ankles.

Phew don’t worry, it stretches pretty easily to reveal the crushing chaos within.

– Feeling –

Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo’s opening alone is almost a thing of beauty if it weren’t tainted by mysterious magical forces that refuse to reveal their secrets. This thing just MORPHS over your head without any effort, it’s amazing.

Once you’ve unexpectedly been consumed, the tunnel hits a sudden sharp dip that’ll put an immense amount of pressure across the top of your head. Like, a lot. It’s a hefty rub combined with jagged, unpredictable walls wrapping around pleasure points you didn’t even know existed.

This is quickly followed by another kink which grinds the underside of your head, basically creating a massive crush zone with every single stroke.

With such a tight tunnel and an equally cramped end chamber, Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo also somehow manages to build up some absolutely fucking wild suction. After just a few strokes the walls begin to close down over your shaft – and they keep going. Clingin’ on for dear life.

Even now I still find myself needing to pause every now and then to avoid cumming too quickly with this onahole. The chunky textures and that initial choke section beating the absolute shit out of your head with electrifying pleasure is a lot to deal with, even when you’re fully expecting it.

Which of course is good – because cumming is pretty cool and stuff – but yeah don’t underestimate this thing’s true vacuum cleaner-esque powers.

Also what I’m really loving from this design is the fact it’s all so flexible in the process. Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo hits your cock like a truck full of smaller trucks hauling crates filled with baseball bats, yet the material is fairly soft compared to other death-grip style tunnels.

I think if you’ve got a sensitive head and been looking for something more hardcore, this might be the answer.

That said, I have found this onahole’s ultra suction can sometimes make things a bit too cramped to the point of frustration. Pumping away might result in the walls simply latching on like a second skin which grinds everything to a halt.

Easing up on your strokes for a few seconds usually does the trick and that’s a nice excuse for a breather I suppose (given how intense the stimulation hits) but fuck me, it can genuinely get STUCK if you keep going too fast. Doesn’t seem to matter how much lube you’ve got in there.

Try to picture yourself dangling off a cliff by your penis, and then suddenly Hulk (THE HULK, of the Masturbation Cinematic Universe) comes along to save you.

“No don’t do it you big smelly dumb cunt” you politely request, but it’s too late. Hulk’s eyes bulge out of his head at the sight of a fresh cliffside cock and he firmly grabs onto it with his giant green Hulk hands to pull you up. Tears.

That’s the level of crushing suction it feels like.

Again, if it does latch on to the point where stroking it feels impossible, just wait out a few seconds and that’ll solve the crisis. Pretty annoying (especially if you’re right on the verge of orgasm and just need those final few jolts of stimulation) but everything else feels so fucking amazing about this hole that I’m more than willing to deal with it.

– Cleaning –

Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo can be a proper pain to wash. Since the walls are so chaotically textured with deep crevices, your lube and cum combo gets trapped in them and makes flushing everything out an absolute bitch. Sucks. Expect to spend a lot longer than usual under running water whilst frantically scooping a finger around (the onahole).

Aside from that the material is top-notch stuff. I haven’t had any issues with it getting sticky yet, and even the actual tiny entrance itself has held up much better than I expected. Your millage may vary of course.

A fat cock might just rip the onahole in half hey. 💦

– Summary –

Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo is a visually pleasing onahole with a fantastic high level of stimulation that fully targets your head with every stroke.

The walls tangle across your shaft and squeeze on tight, but it does so without feeling too overwhelming. The material is softer and nowhere near as rough as some other ultra tight designs, potentially making this more accessible for those with a sensitive head.

An equally powerful suction effect can however cause a few snags (literally), where the walls snap to your shaft with insane strength. This forces you to wait a while before you can continue wanking. It doesn’t always happen, but sure might be bloody annoying!

Either way, this is the sort of onahole that makes me clench so hard I basically rip the arm rests off my chair every time I cum into it, so that’s pretty neat. Highly recommended.

Taimanin Asagi Zero Miseijyuku no Bijyo

+ Massive impact on your head, huge level of stimulation and suction
+ Chunky textures in the tunnel squeeze around your shaft
+ Softer material is a bit more forgiving
+ Those huge ass tits really do help give you a more solid grip on the onahole, you can rest your thumb just under them, or massage ’em, or put googly eyes on ’em

– The suction can get way too extreme at times, causing the onahole to briefly get stuck and difficult to stroke with
– Cleaning the lube out completely is a time-consuming chore

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