Review: Kupaa AIKA

Product: Kupaa AIKA
Manufacturer: EXE
Measurements: length – 19cm, weight – 840g
Retailers: Motsu Toys* / otonaJP* / Kanojo Toys*

– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

Welp it’s official, the Meiki no Saigen Marugoto: AIKA – my favourite onahole since 2017 – has finally probably kinda maybe been discontinued. R.I.P(re-cum). Now my top 10 list is even more crusty and irrelevant than ever! Clearly the most logical thing to do here is update the list  review a different AIKA onahole also from 2017. Haha yes, good.

Here’s the Kuppa AIKA by EXE. Those sure are some words mostly all in caps. If you’re wondering what the ‘Kupaa’ part means, me too! Luckily the product description from Motsu Toys* has this mystery covered:

“It’s the sound a vagina makes when you pull the labia apart”.

Oh alright, cool. Fantastic. Now my penis will get very erect every time I jump on a turtle in Super Mario Bros.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Look, this is dangerous. I absolutely adore AIKA and the box art alone has me throbbin’ into the atmosphere. Every side is basically just different shots of her and very little about the actual onahole, but sure whatever.

If I were buying this in a physical shop I’d probably pierce the poor employee behind the counter. With my penis, you see. Heehee funny murder.

Opening it up, I genuinely didn’t expect the onahole to be this bloody big. Like shit, Kuppa AIKA is huge. Massively thick and heavy. I’m still in absolute awe at how EXE even managed to ship this thing in such a relatively small box.

You CAN’T GET IT BACK IN THERE. Genuinely freaked out here, how the hell did EXE get it smooshed inside this box to begin with?! Any other company would have packed it inside an absolute monolith that’d put big box PC publishers from the early 90s to shame.

There’s even a bonus piece of cardboard included, wow! Very exciting indeed. Whatever could be on the other side?

Oh?

DO YOU WANT THIS?

That’ll keep her busy for 12 seconds or so.

Fuck me, Kuppa AIKA really is massive. I can’t overstate this exciting titbit (beyond this sentence because it’s already gotten old). Probably should have taken some photos next to other wank holes for comparison, but whoops – all you get is my bed-sheets in desperate need of some ironing.

Good thing I can probably just roll this blob around the joint to achieve similar results hey. Kuppa AIKA measures in at around 19cm and a whopping 840g. Beastly compared with other similarly priced handheld onaholes.

The material feels nice enough out of the box, but weeooow you’ll absolutely need to slap some cornflour/starch on it after basically every single wank unless you want your fingers fusing with the onahole. This gets sticky fast.

Other than that it’s plenty fine, with no smell whatsoever and raw durability on par with a tank using a GameShark invincibility code.

– Feeling –

So despite some impressive density and weight, Kuppa AIKA is a rather gentle ride. Its coin-slot style entrance (just like a real vagina!) gives way over your head with no effort.

As a result there isn’t exactly any satisfying jolt of stimulation when you first dive in, and honestly there are times where I’m still a tad disappointed at the lack of initial excitement. You’ve got this massive squishy thing about to swallow up your cock and then… oh okay I’m masturbating now I guess.

Also I’m willing to chalk this up to the fact it’s Winter here at the moment – or as nobody calls it in Australia, ‘Summer Junior’ – but wowwow this onahole is fucking cold! Not really much of an issue once you get going, but this is the first time in ages I’ve found myself wishing I knew where the hell my USB warmer went.

When you get going into a steady toss, Kuppa AIKA‘s stupidly thick walls come into play by delivering a comfy hugging sensation over the length of your shaft. But again, it’s mild feedback throughout. The tunnel is only just barely textured with light ribbing, and even then they tend to blend into mush after the first half.

I do like that it feels like I’m fucking something much larger than what’s in my hand (bit of a Doctor Who type scenario where people would often comment about how big his telephone box is whilst cumming in their signature BBC pantaloons), although really most of the time I was begging for some heavier stimulation. Anything.

Kuppa AIKA worked best when I was in the mood for a super lengthy, super lazy session. The type of late-night wank before bed where I’d start by actually cranking it to some hentai, followed by like… checking my emails… or Twitter. Casually multi-tasking without actually getting anything done.

Except cumming.

Which would happen after an absolute eternity and usually during the least erotic moments ever. “Wow a spam email, better delete tha-*HEAVY BREATHING AND STRAINED GRUNTING*

Sure it gets me there in the end, but personally this just really isn’t my thing. After all, I’m pretty sure putting my cock in just about anything for an extended period of time would result in either cumming or dying, and I like my odds of one happening before the other.

The fact that the actual tunnel runs so short is kind of weird too. While Kuppa AIKA’s total length runs 19cm (7.5 inches) long, the actual usable length inside stops dead at just over 11cm (4.5 inches). EXE could have easily had something for those blessed on the larger side, yet so much of the onahole is wasted.

I know I’m being a bit of a negative cunt here, but I just can’t get excited for this one. It’s not like it’s even remotely bad or anything, just simply… boring. Really, really boring.

– Cleaning –

Even though it’s a single layer product, Kuppa AIKA absolutely can’t be flipped inside-out for easy cleaning purposes; it’s too thick. Still, running it under water and ramming a finger inside to flush out all your potential rubber babies isn’t too difficult. Doesn’t even have to be your finger!

Keeping the inside clean isn’t a hassle, however the material in general gets unbelievably sticky in record time. If you’d like to restore the feeling to its former glory, you just need to slap on some cornflour (or cornstarch depending on where you live, it’s the same shit and can be found for like, a buck in most supermarkets).

In general though, EXE have absolutely built this onahole to last a long time. Then again, even three years after launch it’s still about $45 USD, so you’d sure bloody hope so.

Welcome to an excuse to search up AIKA photos for ‘review purposes’.

– Summary –

Overall I’m not too keen on Kuppa AIKA. I mean yes, I’ve cum into it plenty of times at this point – and maybe even got into a bit of a nightcap wanking routine where I’d casually slick it up and down my dick for like forty fucking minutes before finishing and flopping into bed – but it left me wishing I’d just used a different onahole nearly every time.

This is entirely a personal thing though, much like every review for absolutely anything on the internet. :’) The reality is Kuppa AIKA has been incredibly successful for EXE, and they’re still making it to this day. It clearly has demand aside from simply being based on AIKA.

I think if you’re after a gentle, soft sensation that densely encases your cock with some serious weight, you’ll probably fuckin’ love this one. Anything else and you can safely skip it.

Oh yeah, what’s up with AIKA onaholes never attempting to match her signature bronzed look? Pffttt, guess I’ll fix it myself.

… This was a rather unfortunate mistake.

 

Kupaa AIKA

+ Fantastic sense of weight over your cock
+ Really sturdy design that’ll no doubt last a looong time
+ Soft and gentle if that’s what you’re after. Could be especially good if you’re looking to improve your stamina

– Tunnel lacks any sort of variety or punch, very bland
– Nothing there to help push you over the edge
– Something about the massive jelly-like padding makes this onahole super cold inside (!)

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