Review: Pero Rix Vanilla Vacuum Soft Type

Product: Pero Rix Vanilla Vacuum Soft Type (ペロリックス バニラバキューム ソフト素材タイプ)
Manufacturer: Maccos Japan
Measurements: length – 15.5cm, weight – 400g
Retailers: otonaJP* / J-List* / Kanojo Toys*

– This product was provided by otonaJP for masturbation review purposes
– Retailers marked with * are affiliate links

You ever been in that situation where someone asks something and you can’t quite make out what they said, but you’re too embarrassed to admit it? So you just like nod and smile awkwardly, or chuckle a little “haha yeah” in the desperate hope that your response is what they were looking for? Absolute death.

I like to think this thing’s existence was born from such a scenario, where maybe it was peak summer weather and the boss of Maccos Japan excitedly proclaimed that they “love an ice cream on a hot day” to an intern.

The intern panics, ‘love an ice cream… ona… hole day?’ S-sure, okay.

A week or so later the boss of Maccos Japan finds design documents for Pero Rix on their desk, alongside a little post-it note with #happyonaholeday! scrawled over.

“The fuck is this”.

Anyway as you might have already guessed, Pero Rix Vanilla Vacuum Soft Type is an onahole based on the emergency horny act of fucking a delicious ice cream cone – just without most of the mess!

Trying to disguise sex toys as anything but isn’t exactly new (the classic ‘this beer bottle is actually a fleshlight heheheuh weeoow’ can literally be found in most party supply stores for the ultimate way to clear a room), but Maccos Japan appear to have taken this ice cream concept pretty seriously by comparison.

There are two versions and everything, with a harder strawberry type for those wanting something slightly less melted.

For this review I’m just checking out the soft one.

– Unboxing / Presentation – 

Gotta say, Maccos Japan’s two mascot characters are pretty adorable. Will you get the catboy demon or the catgirl demon on your lube packet?  Trade with a friend to collect all two! Have a lube event.

It’s such a basic thing, yet I’m kinda impressed! The cone part is made of really sturdy material and just feels great to hold with that cross-hatched texture work. You could grip Pero Rix with the strength of a thousand cows and it wouldn’t even make a dent. Meanwhile the ice cream part is considerably softer (I mean, you’d sure hope so).

There’s even a little ‘Maccos ice cream’ engraved into the side as the final puzzle piece to fool absolutely anyone into thinking this is just a normal everyday ice cream cone.

Nothing suss.

 

– Feeling –

Initially sliding into Pero Rix is an ice-cream-dream as the fluffy opening easily stretches over your head before gently squishing around. There’s nothing much to note in terms of stimulation at first; it sorta just feels like you’ve jammed your cock inside Kirby or something. Thick n’ fluffy.

From there it’s uh, honestly pretty difficult to predict how Pero Rix will go for a while. I’ve never experienced an onahole quite like this (and not just because it looks like an ice cream).

See the ‘Vacuum’ part in its name absolutely doesn’t fuck around, with the tunnel tapering off into an end chamber that can trap a massive amount of air. Plenty of onaholes are like this, however Pero Rix keeps the inner walls firmly locked in place with that rock solid cone. Combined with a penis or two suddenly blocking off any chance the air has to escape and you’ve got yourself a challenge.

I’ve had times where it felt like I was hitting a dead end almost immediately – clumsily trying to force Pero Rix further down my shaft – only for the pressure to fuckin’ explode out with an earth-shattering squelch and the hardest blast of carnival-ass air on my crotch.

Other times this would happen like halfway through wanking, or sometimes not at all!

Either way, be prepared for a lot of noise with this onahole. Even random thrusts can produce a really sloppy burst. To be fair that’s probably accurate given the source material, but this absolutely isn’t something you’d want to be using with any degree of stealth.

That said, once you do get going there’s a lot to like here if you want a nice soft toss. The sensation is comfortably padded and squishy throughout, with the underside of your head receiving most of the attention from some light ribbing.

All up Pero Rix is very simple stuff. It’s more about the feeling of being surrounded than any noticeable stimulation (though perhaps the hard version changes that). The tunnel keeps hugging you to stay towards the base where you can pound into an oddly soft but ultra solid end zone.

That cone completely prevents the onahole from stretching however, so it’s a fairly extreme size limit if you’re on the larger side of things.

– Cleaning –

Much easier than dealing with the aftermath of cumming into a real ice cream, that’s for sure. In fact Pero Rix is an absolute breeze to keep clean. As the tunnel lacks any major details, chucking it under running water will typically flush out everything with zero effort.

Better yet, the hard material used for the outer cone pretty much dries by itself like magic. Just pat the softer top part down with a microfibre cloth, then ram it inside for a few seconds and Pero Rix is all done.

Probably one of the nicest onaholes I’ve ever encountered when it comes to the cleaning process.

– Summary –

Admittedly, Pero Rix Vanilla Vacuum Soft Type is soooorta difficult to recommend or not. It delivers a nice creamy soft texture mashing into your head and there’s very little maintenance required which is great if you’re after something easy to use. However the tunnel is rather short with no room to stretch and it’s loud as absolute fuck in motion.

The fact that it’s so noisy while wanking is what gets me the most I think, as an onahole that looks like something you’d get out of an arcade claw machine or whatever could be a good selling point for those wanting to hide the secret shame of being sexually attracted to ice cream (or simply live with others/parents etc).

If you’re after something for a simple, lazy wank or just want an onahole with novelty visual appeal to stand out in your collection, Pero Rix Vanilla Vacuum Soft Type could still be a decent purchase. At roughly $25 USD it’s certainly priced right all things considered.

Pero Rix Vanilla Vacuum Soft Type

+ Soft, fluffy sensation. Very easy-going
+ Incredibly easy to clean and dry
+ If someone asks if the ice cream sitting on your desk which reeks of cum is a sex toy, you could say “no it is just a normal ice cream you fool, you absolute buffoon” and wink at them rapidly until they leave

– Insanely loud to use, often making super sloppy noises at the most random points
– Traps a heap of air which can make the first few thrusts annoyingly clumsy
– The end point is surrounded by tough material which doesn’t stretch, could be very uncomfortable for larger cocks or if you simply want to smash in as hard as possible

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